A/N: Hey, I'm back! Isn't it amazing? No, it honestly isn't. So, now that Arwen's back, what will she do about the Faramir Talk Show? Is this it's last episode ever?
"I'm sorry, Arwen! Elrond lied to me!" Aragorn says.
"MY DADDY WOULD BEVER TELL A LIE!!" Arwen yells.
"I'm sorry! I really love you, Arwen! You mean the world to me!" Aragorn says.
"Sure. Uh huh."
"I really love you!!! With all my heart, soul, and mind!" Aragorn says.
"What is going on down there?" Arwen asks.
"I don't know."
In the basement...
"What if Arwen makes us cancel the show?" Faramir says, panicked.
"She better not!" Boromir says.
"Eat DARKNESS!" Legolas screams, hacking into the control board and turning off the lights.
"DANG!!" Scream Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Sam, and Elrond.
"Hey, Elrond? Your daughter's beating Aragorn to a pulp." Sam says.
"Good for her." Elrond says.
Suddenly, we see Legolas with a giant torch.
"I'd turn around, Elrond."
"Oh, sure." He turns and sees Legolas. "WHAT IS YOUR FREAKIN' PROBLEM??"
"Hee...you must DIE! DIE NOW!!" Legolas screams.
"He always messes up my show!" Faramir moans, sinking to his knees and sobbing.
"Legolas! Go upstairs and do that to Arwen!" Boromir says.
And so the little Elf Prince does so.
We see Arwen screaming at Aragorn, about why he rented out his basement to Faramir, why he went off with Eowyn, why the blondes always win, and why he let her go.
"I'm sorry, dear!" Aragorn says. He then sees Legolas behind Arwen.
"I'd turn around." He cautions.
"Oh, sure." But Arwen turns around anyway.
"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM???" she screams.
Faramir, Boromir, Elrond, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gandalf hear the sounds of someone being beat into a little pulp.
"She really has anger." Merry comments.
"Poor Aragorn." Pippin says.
"Legolas is getting beat up by a GIRL!" Gandalf screams.
"My daughter always made me proud!" Elrond sniffs, wiping away a tear from his eye.
"Ah, the sounds of Legolas being pulverized." Boromir says.
"He deserved it." Faramir says.
"Not really sympathetic, are you?" Sam asks.
"No, not really." Faramir says.
"I think we should get some chicken wings."
"Buffalo?"
"I know that buffaloes don't have wings, but how do you get Buffalo wings?" Elrond asks.
"He sounds like Jessica Simpson!" Pippin remarks.
"Sure!" Merry says.
Everyone stares at Elrond in disgust.
"What?" Elrond asks.
"You know, I think all Elves are stupid like that." Boromir comments.
"Arwen can seriously kick some butt." Faramir comments.
"Good idea."
"What? Who had an idea?" Elrond asks.
"Really. Who did?" Faramir says.
"I don't know. Let's sneak out the back and get some Starbucks and Buffalo wings." Sam suggests, and out they go.
A/N: So, next they are going to sneak out. Will Arwen catch them and beat them up? Or will they manage to escape? Stay tuned!
"I'm sorry, Arwen! Elrond lied to me!" Aragorn says.
"MY DADDY WOULD BEVER TELL A LIE!!" Arwen yells.
"I'm sorry! I really love you, Arwen! You mean the world to me!" Aragorn says.
"Sure. Uh huh."
"I really love you!!! With all my heart, soul, and mind!" Aragorn says.
"What is going on down there?" Arwen asks.
"I don't know."
In the basement...
"What if Arwen makes us cancel the show?" Faramir says, panicked.
"She better not!" Boromir says.
"Eat DARKNESS!" Legolas screams, hacking into the control board and turning off the lights.
"DANG!!" Scream Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Sam, and Elrond.
"Hey, Elrond? Your daughter's beating Aragorn to a pulp." Sam says.
"Good for her." Elrond says.
Suddenly, we see Legolas with a giant torch.
"I'd turn around, Elrond."
"Oh, sure." He turns and sees Legolas. "WHAT IS YOUR FREAKIN' PROBLEM??"
"Hee...you must DIE! DIE NOW!!" Legolas screams.
"He always messes up my show!" Faramir moans, sinking to his knees and sobbing.
"Legolas! Go upstairs and do that to Arwen!" Boromir says.
And so the little Elf Prince does so.
We see Arwen screaming at Aragorn, about why he rented out his basement to Faramir, why he went off with Eowyn, why the blondes always win, and why he let her go.
"I'm sorry, dear!" Aragorn says. He then sees Legolas behind Arwen.
"I'd turn around." He cautions.
"Oh, sure." But Arwen turns around anyway.
"WHAT IS YOUR FUCKIN' PROBLEM???" she screams.
Faramir, Boromir, Elrond, Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Gandalf hear the sounds of someone being beat into a little pulp.
"She really has anger." Merry comments.
"Poor Aragorn." Pippin says.
"Legolas is getting beat up by a GIRL!" Gandalf screams.
"My daughter always made me proud!" Elrond sniffs, wiping away a tear from his eye.
"Ah, the sounds of Legolas being pulverized." Boromir says.
"He deserved it." Faramir says.
"Not really sympathetic, are you?" Sam asks.
"No, not really." Faramir says.
"I think we should get some chicken wings."
"Buffalo?"
"I know that buffaloes don't have wings, but how do you get Buffalo wings?" Elrond asks.
"He sounds like Jessica Simpson!" Pippin remarks.
"Sure!" Merry says.
Everyone stares at Elrond in disgust.
"What?" Elrond asks.
"You know, I think all Elves are stupid like that." Boromir comments.
"Arwen can seriously kick some butt." Faramir comments.
"Good idea."
"What? Who had an idea?" Elrond asks.
"Really. Who did?" Faramir says.
"I don't know. Let's sneak out the back and get some Starbucks and Buffalo wings." Sam suggests, and out they go.
A/N: So, next they are going to sneak out. Will Arwen catch them and beat them up? Or will they manage to escape? Stay tuned!