A/N: And here we are, on the way to Starbucks and to get some Buffalo wings.
"Hey, Elrond, have you tried these new Ice Breakers Liquid Ice?" Faramir asks.
"Is it ice or is it liquid?" Elrond asks.
"Ok, Jessica." Faramir says.
"Who's Jessica?" Elrond asks.
"Ditz."
The little group makes its way towards the local Starbucks. They climb out the back window to avoid Arwen.
"What about Legolas?"
"What about him?"
"Ok, we'll just leave him there. We'll scoop up his remains and put them in a jar." Boromir says.
"Doesn't Arwen scare you?" Merry asks, shaking.
"No." Boromir says.
"I can beat the snot out of her any day!" Gandalf says.
"Ok, keep dreaming."
"Go! She's coming down the stairs!!" Sam yells.
"AII!" And they all jump out from the windows. Well, seeing as how they're in the basement, they rather scramble out the windows.
"That was close!" Sam sighs.
"Tell me about it."
"Ok, we'd better get going."
And so they walk off to Starbucks...
"We need two mochas with whipped cream, two iced frappachinos, two iced coffees, and one hot chocolate with extra whipped cream." Sam says.
"Ok, that'll be...$20.79." The cashier says.
"WHAT??" Sam yells.
"HEY, WANNA START SOMETHING??" Boromir asks, pointing his sword at the cashier and scaring him.
"N-n-no." The cashier quakes.
Suddenly, the door chimes from those annoying bells that let the staff know people have walked in and in walks...
"ARWEN!!!"
A/N: Ah! A cliffhanger! Stay tuned!
"Hey, Elrond, have you tried these new Ice Breakers Liquid Ice?" Faramir asks.
"Is it ice or is it liquid?" Elrond asks.
"Ok, Jessica." Faramir says.
"Who's Jessica?" Elrond asks.
"Ditz."
The little group makes its way towards the local Starbucks. They climb out the back window to avoid Arwen.
"What about Legolas?"
"What about him?"
"Ok, we'll just leave him there. We'll scoop up his remains and put them in a jar." Boromir says.
"Doesn't Arwen scare you?" Merry asks, shaking.
"No." Boromir says.
"I can beat the snot out of her any day!" Gandalf says.
"Ok, keep dreaming."
"Go! She's coming down the stairs!!" Sam yells.
"AII!" And they all jump out from the windows. Well, seeing as how they're in the basement, they rather scramble out the windows.
"That was close!" Sam sighs.
"Tell me about it."
"Ok, we'd better get going."
And so they walk off to Starbucks...
"We need two mochas with whipped cream, two iced frappachinos, two iced coffees, and one hot chocolate with extra whipped cream." Sam says.
"Ok, that'll be...$20.79." The cashier says.
"WHAT??" Sam yells.
"HEY, WANNA START SOMETHING??" Boromir asks, pointing his sword at the cashier and scaring him.
"N-n-no." The cashier quakes.
Suddenly, the door chimes from those annoying bells that let the staff know people have walked in and in walks...
"ARWEN!!!"
A/N: Ah! A cliffhanger! Stay tuned!