I realised there is no story line to this fic! "How careless of you!" I
hear you cry.
"Oh well!" I say back. I'm not really aware of how popular this fic is. Let
me know if you want me to carry on, please. I'd really like to know. (No
reviews for chapter 4 you see!). Here goes.
Disclaimer: I own the Mall!!!! (But nowt else.)
In the Matrix, Neo had had his own band. Yes. I know it's hard to believe, but Neo had been keen to help discontinue the rumour that all computer geeks had no hobbies and just lived for there PCs, sitting listlessly online waiting for equally sad geeks to pump out a new, but strangely familiar, version of MSN messenger. (I have nothing against MSN messenger.)
That is why our travels take us to the Music store at the Matrix Mall. Neo had played a mean tambourine in his band named, 'who said music had to have a tune,' a statement fully agreed with by both their fans, who were probably deaf.
Neo was relieved to find out that the store was not owned by a Harry Potter fan, someone who smelled of rotting wood or Agent Smith.
However, it was no conventional music store. It seemed that all the instruments that had ever been made by children had somehow ended up here. Rattles made out of empty (Insert your favourite soft drink here) bottles, filled with rice lined the walls.
Lost in all the clutter, Neo headed to the back of the store where a woman was sitting playing a guitar. "Would you like to hear my latest song?" asked the woman.
"Couldn't hurt" Thought Neo. (How many times have people died in films after thinking this very thought. Oh well let's see what atrocity awaits Neo eh?)
"It's about this girl who is throwing her boyfriend out. It's very feminist, power to women and all that."
"Nice to see a song about something else other than love and break ups" Said Neo, who wasn't really concentrating. The woman sang, for some reason shouting the first word of each line.
"GO, your wasting my time!
AND your shirts really stink!
BUY some new shirts!
SOMETHING in pink would suit you!
OR orange would look good to!
GET some new ties too!
OUT my door now!
"Look, you should have just said, you don't have to sing!" sighed Neo.
"You got the hidden message in my songs?" asked the woman, sounding shocked.
"Yeah!" Neo said, hurt. "Personally, I have no problem with my dress sense, and I'm not going to make the mistake of taking clothes advice of a crazy lady with a guitar again! Look at the mess it got me into last time!" He said, pointing at some lime green clogs he was wearing.
"Hang on, I have another song for you, look more carefully for the hidden message in this one."
"TO love is a great gift
SAVE the pain and sorrow
THE something something tomorrow
WORLD peace is what we're wishing for
YOU are my bonnie sweetheart (Pity about the tie!)
HAVE you considered marrying me lately?
TO love is a great gift!
The woman stopped abruptly. Neo had (finally!) got the message. "To save the world I have to-what? He asked.
"Dunno. Kind of ran out of inspiration on that bit." said the woman.
Not that it mattered- at that moment, Neo had realised the purpose of life and how he would save the world in one easy thought!
Just then, the shop exploded, and the occupants of the shop were thrown sixty seven feet in the air (Or so they were told later by someone who had been passing with a massive ruler.) and landed back in the Mall. Neo seemed fine, but: - "Oh my god!" exclaimed Morpheous "falling from a great height can often stop you remembering stuff you just thought of" (Or speaking a sentence that makes sense! heh heh!) "Oh I doubt I've forgotten anything important" said Neo.
Ok! Please Review. I didn't get any for the last chapter. The chinchilla needs you (Points aggressively!) Ha heh!
Disclaimer: I own the Mall!!!! (But nowt else.)
In the Matrix, Neo had had his own band. Yes. I know it's hard to believe, but Neo had been keen to help discontinue the rumour that all computer geeks had no hobbies and just lived for there PCs, sitting listlessly online waiting for equally sad geeks to pump out a new, but strangely familiar, version of MSN messenger. (I have nothing against MSN messenger.)
That is why our travels take us to the Music store at the Matrix Mall. Neo had played a mean tambourine in his band named, 'who said music had to have a tune,' a statement fully agreed with by both their fans, who were probably deaf.
Neo was relieved to find out that the store was not owned by a Harry Potter fan, someone who smelled of rotting wood or Agent Smith.
However, it was no conventional music store. It seemed that all the instruments that had ever been made by children had somehow ended up here. Rattles made out of empty (Insert your favourite soft drink here) bottles, filled with rice lined the walls.
Lost in all the clutter, Neo headed to the back of the store where a woman was sitting playing a guitar. "Would you like to hear my latest song?" asked the woman.
"Couldn't hurt" Thought Neo. (How many times have people died in films after thinking this very thought. Oh well let's see what atrocity awaits Neo eh?)
"It's about this girl who is throwing her boyfriend out. It's very feminist, power to women and all that."
"Nice to see a song about something else other than love and break ups" Said Neo, who wasn't really concentrating. The woman sang, for some reason shouting the first word of each line.
"GO, your wasting my time!
AND your shirts really stink!
BUY some new shirts!
SOMETHING in pink would suit you!
OR orange would look good to!
GET some new ties too!
OUT my door now!
"Look, you should have just said, you don't have to sing!" sighed Neo.
"You got the hidden message in my songs?" asked the woman, sounding shocked.
"Yeah!" Neo said, hurt. "Personally, I have no problem with my dress sense, and I'm not going to make the mistake of taking clothes advice of a crazy lady with a guitar again! Look at the mess it got me into last time!" He said, pointing at some lime green clogs he was wearing.
"Hang on, I have another song for you, look more carefully for the hidden message in this one."
"TO love is a great gift
SAVE the pain and sorrow
THE something something tomorrow
WORLD peace is what we're wishing for
YOU are my bonnie sweetheart (Pity about the tie!)
HAVE you considered marrying me lately?
TO love is a great gift!
The woman stopped abruptly. Neo had (finally!) got the message. "To save the world I have to-what? He asked.
"Dunno. Kind of ran out of inspiration on that bit." said the woman.
Not that it mattered- at that moment, Neo had realised the purpose of life and how he would save the world in one easy thought!
Just then, the shop exploded, and the occupants of the shop were thrown sixty seven feet in the air (Or so they were told later by someone who had been passing with a massive ruler.) and landed back in the Mall. Neo seemed fine, but: - "Oh my god!" exclaimed Morpheous "falling from a great height can often stop you remembering stuff you just thought of" (Or speaking a sentence that makes sense! heh heh!) "Oh I doubt I've forgotten anything important" said Neo.
Ok! Please Review. I didn't get any for the last chapter. The chinchilla needs you (Points aggressively!) Ha heh!