A/N: I'm back! Hey, y'all, I'm here to tell you what's been happening. This is the second to the last chapter! Aww...another story ending suddenly. At least I'll be leaving you with a happy note. After this story, the rest of Boromir and Faramir's TV show is going to be a whole other story, no way tied to this. So, if you see something from this story, it's in there for the good of the people reading it for the first time. It's not word for word, but it'll be a bit the same. Just look for Faramir's TV show starting soon!
"ARWEN!!!!" Everyone yells, nearly wetting themselves.
"Yeah, buddies, I'm here and you aren't getting any mercy!" Arwen says.
"MERCY!!!" Boromir says.
"We aren't getting any, remember?" Pippin asks.
"Oh, dear." Merry says.
"I have a plan." Faramir says.
"Ok, what?" Everyone else asks.
"Gandalf, Elrond, and Boromir can talk to her, and Merry, Pippin, and I !!!!" Faramir screams, rushing out of the Starbucks, Pippin and Merry in hot pursuit.
"THANKS A LOT!!" Boromir yells, following his brother and knocking down some old lady with coffee, and then her handbag smacks him.
"RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Faramir yells, as he sees Arwen coming closer, a lit torch in her hand.
"PLEASE MAY ERU SPARE MY SOUL!!!" Elrond yells, looking at his daughter with a crazed look.
"You're all DEAD!!!" Arwen screams, tossing the torch at everyone.
"THAT'S HOT!!" Faramir yells, seeing his shirt catch fire.
"Why is it always me?" He asks, as Pippin puts out the flames.
"I'm always saving you, too." Pippin says, as the two run fast to catch up.
"ARGH!!!" Arwen yells.
"SHE'S INSANE!!" Boromir screams.
"No, really?" Pippin asks, running ahead of everyone else as fast as his hobbit feet can carry him.
"Wait up!!!" Elrond yells, looking at Arwen with fear.
"She's scaring me!" Merry cries, looking around with fear.
"Where the hell are we running to?"
Silence.
"Quick! Pull a Denethor and jump off that cliff!" Boromir instructs.
"If it wasn't life and death, I'd laugh right now." Faramir says.
"Ha, pulling a Denethor...that's a good one!" Pippin laughs.
"If you haven't noticed, we're about to be killed by Arwen who wants our head!" Boromir says.
"That cliff is coming up fast!!!!" Elrond screams.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Everyone yells, approaching the cliff at breakneck speed!
A/N: Oh, no! Whatever will happen to the group? Will Arwen kill them all? What happened to Legolas? Find out in the next chapter: the exciting conclusion of Has The Apocalypse Come Yet?
"ARWEN!!!!" Everyone yells, nearly wetting themselves.
"Yeah, buddies, I'm here and you aren't getting any mercy!" Arwen says.
"MERCY!!!" Boromir says.
"We aren't getting any, remember?" Pippin asks.
"Oh, dear." Merry says.
"I have a plan." Faramir says.
"Ok, what?" Everyone else asks.
"Gandalf, Elrond, and Boromir can talk to her, and Merry, Pippin, and I !!!!" Faramir screams, rushing out of the Starbucks, Pippin and Merry in hot pursuit.
"THANKS A LOT!!" Boromir yells, following his brother and knocking down some old lady with coffee, and then her handbag smacks him.
"RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Faramir yells, as he sees Arwen coming closer, a lit torch in her hand.
"PLEASE MAY ERU SPARE MY SOUL!!!" Elrond yells, looking at his daughter with a crazed look.
"You're all DEAD!!!" Arwen screams, tossing the torch at everyone.
"THAT'S HOT!!" Faramir yells, seeing his shirt catch fire.
"Why is it always me?" He asks, as Pippin puts out the flames.
"I'm always saving you, too." Pippin says, as the two run fast to catch up.
"ARGH!!!" Arwen yells.
"SHE'S INSANE!!" Boromir screams.
"No, really?" Pippin asks, running ahead of everyone else as fast as his hobbit feet can carry him.
"Wait up!!!" Elrond yells, looking at Arwen with fear.
"She's scaring me!" Merry cries, looking around with fear.
"Where the hell are we running to?"
Silence.
"Quick! Pull a Denethor and jump off that cliff!" Boromir instructs.
"If it wasn't life and death, I'd laugh right now." Faramir says.
"Ha, pulling a Denethor...that's a good one!" Pippin laughs.
"If you haven't noticed, we're about to be killed by Arwen who wants our head!" Boromir says.
"That cliff is coming up fast!!!!" Elrond screams.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Everyone yells, approaching the cliff at breakneck speed!
A/N: Oh, no! Whatever will happen to the group? Will Arwen kill them all? What happened to Legolas? Find out in the next chapter: the exciting conclusion of Has The Apocalypse Come Yet?