(A/N Wow I lied in the teaser… I did have the Angel version of Mis and May started but I kind of bombed and I didn't think it was funny at all so I started this…(with some inspiration from a different reviewer)… Enjoy
Just after Spike starts trying to woo buffy
"That was sickening." Mischief said nauseated wiping the mirror from the sight she had just witness.
"It was cute." Mayhem countered
Mischief looked at her incredulously, "You're kidding. He was Stalking her!"
Mayhem waved off Mischief's comment, "Phish, he thinks he's in love with her what would you have done?"
Mischief raised an eyebrow and replied sarcastically, "I would follow the one I love around until they boink me or get me a super douper restraining order."
"Restraining order on a vampire...or one of us...?? Anyways he's getting her chocolates." Mayhem said with a smile
Mischief gaped at her, "He killed the mannequin!"
Mayhem rolled her eyes, "He's a vampire and he's not used to professing his love."
Mischief rolled her eyes, "Does the name Drusilla ring a bell May? You helped Angelus FIND her."
Mayhem waved her off, "You're not getting it. She's a slayer; he's a vampire…Its poetic."
Mischief's frowned deepened into a glare, "Angel and Buffy was poetic, Spike and Buffy is funny and absurd. THAT WAS THE POINT!"
Mayhem grumped, "Quit frowning you'll get wrinkles and be quiet your giving me a head ache."
Mischief threw her hands up in exasperation, "What are you human? I should have never gotten Dreamy to give Spike that dream."
Mayhem gave her a harsh look, "You just angry I don't agree with you."
"Maybe if you weren't acting so love- dovey about those two." Mischief answered in irritation
"Lovey-dovey?" Mayhem raised an eyebrow laughingly as Mischief scowled
"You shouldn't worry so much, he'll be over her in a few weeks." Mayhem laughed
Mischief looked doubtful, "You remember Cecilia don't you?"
Mischief's eyes widened in realization, "You don't think…"
"Rejection's going to push him harder." Mischief finished
Mayhem frowned, "But a slayer…no that would push him more to love her, wouldn't it…This is your fault you know."
"My Fault!?" Mischief cried outraged, "you're the one who was getting all giggly about him loving her!"
"It is not my fault you decided he should have another one of your stupid dreams." Mayhem pointed out.
"Stupid dreams!? I fit hadn't been for one of my stupid dreams Drusilla would never had met William!" Mischief countered angrily
"One lucky dream in how many?" Mayhem grumped.
Mischief rolled her 'eyes' and paused in thought,
":What are you thinking over there, Mis." Mayhem asked suspiciously
"You know we are gonna' have to kill her off." Mischief sighed, "I am not going to put up with Spike acting love dovey to the slayer."
"Kill her off? Something so drastic about something this small?" Mayhem questioned
"Not immediately of course, but soon, you knew Buffy had to die eventually. She does attract an amazing amount of amusement…"
"That she does." Mayhem agreed, "But really killing her off?"
"BUT she has gotten so annoying lately." Mischief finished
It was Mayhem's turn to roll her eyes, "Yes because you watching every dimension you could with this gang in it didn't at all make you grow tired of her."
Mischief ignored her, "It will have to be dramatic, and we will have to take it up from the boss."
Mayhem groaned, "That'll take some work, you know this is one of the main dimensions, you can't just go around killing the holy "chosen one."
Mischief began to float legs crossed, "Hmmm…not unless we made it look like an accident or……or" mischief got this evil look, "What about letting Glory loose for a bit."
Mayhem gave her a bored look, "And what if the boss is listening now or whenever you decide to go through letting demon- bitch out of the human she's stuck in?"
Mischief bite her non existent lip, "Well maybe if I could get boss to agree."
Mayhem frowned slightly in thought, "She has been trying to enhance the stakes down there, but letting Glory out? That would kill "the key" not Buffy."
"Buffy would die before seeing someone die at the hands of an "almighty evil" , you now that as well as I…" Mischief continued
Mayhem shook her head, "It would depend on how it plays out and IF boss agrees."
Mischief nodded already getting excited about the next big project, "Let's go then!"
Later
"I can't believe she agreed." Mayhem said as the two "goddesses" reappeared in front of the mirror.
"Yay." Mischief cheered placing her palm on the glass of the blank mirror, it rippled like water briefly before returning to solid, the view changed. They were now peering down at a brown haired man in scrubs.
Both of the women grinned evilly and Mischief began to speak, "You have been feeling strange lately, your worse self has been gaining strength lately. It won't be long till she will take over and begin controlling you instead of the other way around."
The man now had a glazed look on his face. Mischief glanced at Mayhem for conformation.
Mayhem thought a moment then smiled, "You are attracted to small yet powerful blonde women."
Mischief tried not giggle as Mayhem placed her hand to the mirror, "Done."
The mirror quivered slightly, but the view remained on the man who seemed to shake himself of his trance.
Mischief grinned at Mayhem, "Popcorn?"