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Hello again! This is going to be a rather short chapter because I am right in the middle of writing an essay titled 'An Essay on the Magical World of Harry Potter a.k.a. An Essay Completely Crushing the Possible Existence of the Magical World of Harry Potter'. But I remembered all of you out there waiting for me to update. So I am. Reviews at the end, as usual. Warning; severe Malferret bashing in this chapter. Oh, and please be kind reviewing. I'm making a lot of these spells up. If you want to translate them, they are Italian.
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"I have to go-"Hermione moved to get up. "No, you stay here. I'll get it." When Remus reached the door, he opened it and had an immediate thought of 'it's a very good thing I opened the door.' For there in the doorway stood none other than...
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Draco Malfoy. Remus' face contorted with extreme anger. He hauled back and punched the surprised Malfoy in the mouth. Hermione turned to Remus who was standing still standing in the doorway and now shouting. "Who is..." she began asking, until she saw Draco. "Why you little...!" In one great bound, Hermione leapt up from the couch and in a split second was standing in front of Remus and shouting at Draco. "Do you know what you did to me? Hmm? Look at this!" Hermione turned around and pulled the back collar of her shirt down just enough to show the slightest bit of the whip marks on her back. Remus grimaced while Malfoy backed up a little.
Hermione turned back around. "I am stuck with those reminders for life now. Therefore, it is only fair that I get to hex you until the apocalypse! Expelliarmus!" With that word, Hermione began her hexing. "Galleggiante aria! Now then... Frusta incantata!" With this, Draco was suspended in the air and was being whipped by two long whips. "But Hermione, I- ow, dammit –need to –gah- talk to- shit that hurt -you." Draco said in between whippings. Remus was too surprised by this sudden vicious nature of Hermione's to do anything, so he stood and watched with wide eyes and a horrified expression. Hermione continued with her hexing. Draco now had pin cushion arms with dozens of pins poking them and a heavy object taking swipes at his head (which Draco was continually ducking) along with his other before ailments. "This one you are especially going to enjoy!" Hermione took her wand and pointed it to Draco's nether regions. "Rimuova l' org-"
Remus now thought that she was going a little too far and stepped in front of her, blocking her view of the cringing Malfoy. "Hermione! Don't!" Hermione lowered her wand slowly while looking Remus in the eye. Remus looked back down into hers with compassion and complete understanding. Hermione decided that she could not take it, so she slowly lifted her wand once more, took the enchantments off Draco, and dropped her head against Remus' shoulder. "Shh, it's alright. He's almost punished enough. It's alright. Now how about we haul Professor Malfoy off to the infirmary, love." Hermione looked up at him at his last word, but Remus just quickly turned away and, after punching and kicking him in the stomach a couple more times and (with much pleasure) breaking his jaw and his arm, he began levitating the unconscious, bruised, and bleeding Draco off to the infirmary where, when he was awake, much would be sorted out.
I'm sorry it's so short! I have to continue writing the essay though...in any case, the reviews. Rane2920072- I think that I made her completely kick his ass this chapter. I'll tell you what she teaches the chapter after next. Thanks!
lanna1186- I would have had him punch the shit out of Malfoy, but I got your review just when I finished the chapter! Sorry and thanks!
Review please! And thank you Lord Pauldemort for being my beta.