A/N: So, I've been threatened by someone who allegedly has zombie minions. I was actually looking forward to seeing the zombies spread their message of terror. It sure sounded like a fun adventure to me... but... I'm going to update anyway.
Inuyasha, even though he hated her, approached Sota's babysitter. He did his best puppy dog face. "I don't know how to make this kind... I only know how to make the cup kind. Will you do it for me? Please?"
"Wow... you are cooking challenged." She stated.
She looked at him and the ramen, then at the T.V. Then at him.
She sighed. "Alright..."
She tossed the remote control idly onto the couch and took his ramen with her to the kitchen.
He followed her and watched intently.
She poured some water into a pot and set it on a lit burner. As she was waiting for it to boil she looked over at Sota. Sota was playing with two erasers and making them play leap frog over one another.
"Sota, Did you finish with your homework?" She asked suspiciously.
"Um... yes." His eyes lit up at the possibility of getting away from her.
Stepping briefly away from the pot of water she looked over Sota's shoulder. She read his assignment out loud. "HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION: The..." She squinted dangerously and picked up his math book. There was a paper jutting out of it with today's date. There were thirty problems to do, eight complete, twenty-two incomplete, and three completly incorrect.
"You lied to me!" She shouted as she slammed his book shut.
Sota gasped.
Inuyasha began to furiously bang a cabinet open and shut along with the refrigerator door to distract her.
She looked at Inuyasha. "I know what you're doing! You think you can save Sota from punishment, but you're wrong! Now you're in trouble too!"
She stomped past him in the kitchen and turned the burner off. She emptied out the pan and put it away. She put a cold kettle on top of the burner she had used. She was heading for the living room to hurt his ramen in some way.
"Nobody TOUCHES MY RAMEN!" He ran at her and tossed her across the living room so that she landed face-first into the sofa.
She growled at him.
"Sota! Find me something to tie her up with!" Inuyasha commanded.
"Yes, SIR!" Sota saluted him happily and dashed off in search of rope.
"I don't know what you think gives you the right to boss people around and mess with their stuff! But I am going to teach you a lesson!"
She tried to escape him. She shifted to the left, so did he, She shifted to the right, so did he. She shifted to the right again and then left. Ahh! She faked him out.
She leaped off of the sofa and he promptly bonked her on the head with his fist.
She fell out of the air and onto the carpet. She babbled dizzily.
Just then, Sota appeared with a long pink jump rope in his hands.
"Good boy!" Inuyasha patted him on the head.
Inuyasha tied her up and tossed her now secure body back onto the sofa.
She regained her senses and took to glaring at them again. "You hit a girl! That's not fair!" She spat in Inuyasha's face.
Once again, Sota gasped.
Inuyasha wiped off his face and grinned. "So... What shall we do with her?"
Sota looked thoughtful. After a moment, "I know! Let's make her watch Barney! It's REALLY annoying!"
"Okay..." Inuyasha replied as he began to thumb through the TV Guide.
Sota turned it to the right channel instantly.
Inuyasha turned to him skeptically, "How did you know what channel it was on?"
Sota blushed... "Uh... I... um... well... you... see...The thing is..."
Inuyasha got bored with Sota. "I'm gonna go find another snack."
Inuyasha, even though he hated her, approached Sota's babysitter. He did his best puppy dog face. "I don't know how to make this kind... I only know how to make the cup kind. Will you do it for me? Please?"
"Wow... you are cooking challenged." She stated.
She looked at him and the ramen, then at the T.V. Then at him.
She sighed. "Alright..."
She tossed the remote control idly onto the couch and took his ramen with her to the kitchen.
He followed her and watched intently.
She poured some water into a pot and set it on a lit burner. As she was waiting for it to boil she looked over at Sota. Sota was playing with two erasers and making them play leap frog over one another.
"Sota, Did you finish with your homework?" She asked suspiciously.
"Um... yes." His eyes lit up at the possibility of getting away from her.
Stepping briefly away from the pot of water she looked over Sota's shoulder. She read his assignment out loud. "HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION: The..." She squinted dangerously and picked up his math book. There was a paper jutting out of it with today's date. There were thirty problems to do, eight complete, twenty-two incomplete, and three completly incorrect.
"You lied to me!" She shouted as she slammed his book shut.
Sota gasped.
Inuyasha began to furiously bang a cabinet open and shut along with the refrigerator door to distract her.
She looked at Inuyasha. "I know what you're doing! You think you can save Sota from punishment, but you're wrong! Now you're in trouble too!"
She stomped past him in the kitchen and turned the burner off. She emptied out the pan and put it away. She put a cold kettle on top of the burner she had used. She was heading for the living room to hurt his ramen in some way.
"Nobody TOUCHES MY RAMEN!" He ran at her and tossed her across the living room so that she landed face-first into the sofa.
She growled at him.
"Sota! Find me something to tie her up with!" Inuyasha commanded.
"Yes, SIR!" Sota saluted him happily and dashed off in search of rope.
"I don't know what you think gives you the right to boss people around and mess with their stuff! But I am going to teach you a lesson!"
She tried to escape him. She shifted to the left, so did he, She shifted to the right, so did he. She shifted to the right again and then left. Ahh! She faked him out.
She leaped off of the sofa and he promptly bonked her on the head with his fist.
She fell out of the air and onto the carpet. She babbled dizzily.
Just then, Sota appeared with a long pink jump rope in his hands.
"Good boy!" Inuyasha patted him on the head.
Inuyasha tied her up and tossed her now secure body back onto the sofa.
She regained her senses and took to glaring at them again. "You hit a girl! That's not fair!" She spat in Inuyasha's face.
Once again, Sota gasped.
Inuyasha wiped off his face and grinned. "So... What shall we do with her?"
Sota looked thoughtful. After a moment, "I know! Let's make her watch Barney! It's REALLY annoying!"
"Okay..." Inuyasha replied as he began to thumb through the TV Guide.
Sota turned it to the right channel instantly.
Inuyasha turned to him skeptically, "How did you know what channel it was on?"
Sota blushed... "Uh... I... um... well... you... see...The thing is..."
Inuyasha got bored with Sota. "I'm gonna go find another snack."