Demon: Hey! I'm back!

Seto: Why must you torment me so!

Demon: Lynx!

Seto: Who? (Just then one of my wolves shows up and sits next to Seto) Oh! I don't need bodyguard.

Lynx: I'm not a bodyguard!

Seto: Eep! It talks!

Demon: (going through video tapes) Now which one will I choose?

Seto: How about none and you go to hell!

Demon: Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over! Ah! Here we go! (holds up tape)

Alarm Clock: Beep! Beep! Beep!

Seto: ... (slams his hand down on the clock)

Alarm Clock: Beep! Beep! Beep!

Seto: Hmmm (Hits the clock again)

Alarm Clock: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Seto: Shut up! (pulls the cord out of the wall)

A.C: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Seto: What the hell! (throws the clock against the wall. The clock smashes to pieces)

A.C: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Seto: (Jumps out of bed) Die! Damn you! Die! (hitting the clock with the big-ass spoon)

A.C: ... Beep!

Seto: Argh! (hits it again!)

A.C: ... Seto: Finally!

Mokuba: Seto, come eat breakfast. Hmmmm ... what's with the boxers?

Seto: I like these boxers! They're glow-in-the-dark boxers!

Mokuba: They are also covered in hearts!

Seto: So! What's your point?

Mokuba: Just come down and eat! (leaves)

Seto: Fine! (throws on a white house robe) Where the hell are my slippers? (looking under his bed for his slippers) Here they are! (pulls out a big fluffy pair of pink funny bunny slippers and slides them on)

Down in the kitchen ...

Mokuba: I need a sugar rush!

Noah: Me too! Wow! The living dead has risen from his bed!

Seto: Oh shut up!

Noah: Bite me!

Seto: ( staring at Noah) I will!

Mokuba: Trust me Noah! He will! First hand experience!

Noah: So?

Seto: What with the big blender Moki?

Mokuba: Me and Noah need a sugar rush!

Seto: Yay! I heard, but still what's with the big blender?

Mokuba: To mix everything!

Seto: But that is a REALLY BIG blender!

Mokuba: There's a lot of stuff going inside here!

Seto: But it's a REALLY ...

Noah: (hits Seto over the head with a rolled up news paper) Shut up!

Seto: (grabs the news paper and starts to read) Ha! Look at this! (pointing at an article)

Mokuba: (standing at the top of a fifteen foot latter) Noah, toss me up those twenty bags of 200KG of sugar please!

Noah: Ok!

Seto: (looking over the news paper) Some multi-millionaire jackass just fired 7000 people from his Corporation!

Noah: (tosses the last bag of sugar up to Mokuba) What does it say Seto?

Seto: (reading the article out loud) Multi-millionaire, Seto Kaiba, fired over seven thousand people yesterday from Kaiba Corp.!

Mokuba&Noah: O.o ... (looking at each other)

Seto: Now what kind of ass would do that to a bunch of people?

Mokuba: Hate to break it to you bro., but you are Seto Kaiba!

Seto: Really?

Noah: Yes!

Seto: I thought I was Homer Simpsons!

Mokuba&Noah: ... (anime fall)

Seto: Well those 7000 people I fired probably had it coming to them!

Mokuba: Seto, the only reason you fired them is because you had watched 'A Bug's Life' all day the day before and picked up on the phrase 'You're Fired!'

Seto: You can't fire me!

Noah: He's not firing you!

Seto: You'll both hear from my lawyers!

Mokuba: You only have one lawyer!

Seto: You'll still hear from her!

Noah: It's a guy Seto! Your lawyer's a guy!

Seto: Shut up! (storms out of the kitchen)

Mokuba: (looks down at Noah) Can you pass those 4-dozen, two liter bottles of Pepsi that are right next to the ten tons of gum drop buttons that I'll need next!

Noah: Sure thing!

Seto: (pokes head in the kitchen door way) Can I still eat here!

Mokuba: Yes, Seto! You live here remember!

Seto: I do? Oh yeah! I'm Seto Kaiba! Right!

Noah: How did you come to think that you were Homer Simpsons?

Seto: A monkey told me!

Mokuba: A monkey told you?

Seto: Yep! A Star Wars Monkey! (grabs Captain Crunch cereal off the counter)

Mokuba&Noah: ... (anime fall)

Seto: Mmmm! Captain Crunch! (dumps it all into a really big bowl then grabs a liter carton of organ juice and pores that into the bowl along with two cups of sour milk and ten big ass table spoons of powdered pig guts and sugar!)

Mokuba: Eww! That's just gross!

Seto: What's gross?

Mokuba: Nevermind! Noah, I need those twenty, three liter tubs of ice cream.

Noah: I thought we wanted a sugar rush ... not a brain freeze!

Mokuba: Just toss them!

Noah: Whatever! Seto, what are you doing?

Seto: (looking in the sink cupboards) Did you know we have moldy cat food in here?

Mokuba: That's interesting ...

Seto: It tastes like bad lobster on a winter Monday night!

Noah: What does?

Seto: The moldy cat food!

Mokuba&Noah: O.o ... OHMYGODYOUIDIOT!!!!

Seto: Do we have any large jars?

Noah: Yeah! In 'The Room Of Left Shoes!'

Seto: Why do we have them in the shoes room?

Mokuba: I don't know but you gotta stop stealing everyone's left shoe!

Seto: I'll go get it later ... I ... I ... I don't feel to well.

Noah: That's what you get for eating moldy cat food!

Seto: (Spaces out) ... O.O

Mokuba: Are you all right Seto?

Noah: Just leave him! Is it all most ready?

Mokuba: Yep!

Seto: (waving his hand in front of his face, sounding stoned) Whoa! Look at all the pretty colors dude! It's so beautiful!

Noah: What the hell?

Seto: (running around the kitchen in his boxers looking like a deranged chicken and sounding like he's on helium) Ziggy Zappy! Schfifty-five! Ping pang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

Noah: Seto?

Seto: (singing) 9 Coronas! She was no Cindy Crawford! Cindy Crawford! Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford! After 9 Coronas!

Mokuba: Noah! Unleash the hamsters!

Noah: Whatever! Why did I ever move in if you two? (unleashes hamsters)

(The Hamtaro Theme starts up as a bunch of Ham Hams rush into the kitchen)

Seto: 9 Coron-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (drowns in the sea of Ham Hams!)

Mokuba: Now let's act like this never happened and that the Earth was made of blue cheese! It's ready!

Noah: Yum!

Mokuba: Dive in!

Noah: Right! (Mokuba and Noah dive into the blender ... forgetting to unplug it!)

Ham Hams: ... (hit the blender on switch)

Demon: O.o ...

Bob-Katt: Those two are alive right?

Demon: Yep!

Tiger: Are you sure?

Demon: Nope!

Wakka: Not good!

Demon: They're young! They live!

Wakka: o.O

Tiger: You sure?

Demon: Didn't you already ask that?

Tiger: Kinda!

Joey: 9 Coronas!

Demon: Go away Joey!

Joey: Bit me!

Demon: Fine! (bites Joey)

Wakka: (turning towards the readers) Review please! This made no-sense! I need to get out of there!!