A/N:
Raoulak: Hey guys! I know it's taken me a while to update, but this is
why: we have a special guest with us today. I had to get him at this time,
because his schedule was booked. Well, here he is the star of my story
himself: Kazuma Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara: Hey guys! ::waves happily:: I've never really done this before, but thanks for including me in your A/N, Raoulak-Chan!
Raoulak: Oh, you're welcome, Kazuma-Chan! Anytime you want, just let me know! Hey, I saw your movie the other night at Kasumi's house, and you were great! I noticed you were the only one who kicked your baddy's but on the first try. Good going! ::pats Kuwa on the back:: What you did was smart too.you are very clever.
Kuwabara: Yeah, thanks. ::grins and blushes:: Well, I've read the other two chapters of your story about me. Nobody's actually flattered me in that way before. They're really neat. Just like my spirit sword.right?
Raoulak: Of course, Kazuma-Chan. You've always been the best. ::hugs him:: At least to me, anyway. I can't say my friend Ed and Lor think the same way. And Kasumi likes Hiei. But I love you for your heart of gold. For some reason, I can't persuade them all to think this way. But you gotta kinda feel sorry for Yusuke, though, nobody likes him except for Keiko.
Kuwabara: I like Yusuke. Whoa, hey, not in that way, ok? Raoulak.why don't we go on with your story?
Raoulak: I like the way you think, Kazuma-Chan. Would you like to do the disclaimer for me?
Kuwabara: Wow, Raoulak! Thanks! I've always wanted to do your disclaimer. Ok, here goes.
Disclaimer: Raoulak doesn't own YYH or anything else in her wonderful stories.yet, hee hee. How was that, Raoulak-Chan?
Raoulak: That was great, Kuwa-Chan! Ok, now onto the story!!
Kuwabara: ::to himself:: I have a feeling I'm forgetting something.
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"What do you mean, 'You're the new head of school?!?!'" exclaimed Kuwabara, confused.
"I mean exactly what I said, and I said exactly what I meant," said Komada gloatingly.
Miamoto smacked Komada upside the head. "That makes no sense."
"Course it does," Okubo chipped in. "Kuwabara kicked Yusuke's tail this morning, which is what he's been trying to do for the longest time." Kuwabara glared at Okubo for this, but he just ignored it. "And now he finally took his chance and, uh, well, took it."
"Now that's a good way of putting it." said Kuwabara sarcastically. "But I see what you mean. So exactly how many people know about this? Just you guys, right? How did you find out, anyway?"
"Uh actually, Kuwabara, we found out from Kurama and Hiei. They were going around telling everyone! Hiei told us, and then Kurama must have overheard us in gym when we were telling other people," explained Miamoto.
"So that's why goody-two-shoes and shrimpy ran off so fast! See you later guys, I'm gonna go kick some tail!!" And with that, Kuwabara ran off in search of the two snitches, or Yusuke, whoever he found first.
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Later, during 6th period, Kuwabara was telling Yusuke about what happened. He related his conversation with Okubo, Miamoto and Komada, and then told Yusuke how he felt about Hiei and Kurama and what he was going to do to them.
"First, I'm gonna hang 'em up by their ears, then I'm gonna shove pickles down their throats.you know how much they hate pickles." Kuwabara went ranting on to Yusuke.
"Hey, Kuwabara, do you mind if I interrupt you for a second? ARE YOU CRAZY?" Yusuke hit Kuwabara on the shoulder. A few people who had heard the rumor gasped, as if afraid of what Kuwabara would do. "If it was me, I'd be thrilled about being the new head of school, not ranting on in anger about how I was going to kill somebody. But it's not me, and I'm not the head of school anymore. I'm the one who should be planning on how to kill Hiei and Kurama. Now let's see.your pickle idea wasn't half bad." Now it was Yusuke's turn to start ranting.
"But Yusuke, you don't understand! It's against my honor code to lie! I can't tell these good, innocent, unsuspecting people that I beat you up when I most certainly did not! Wait.I kinda did, didn't I? But that's beside the point, Yusuke. I." Kuwabara stopped mid-sentence, because just then Kurama and Hiei walked in the door, just as the bell rang.
Kurama took a seat next to Kuwabara, and Hiei next to Yusuke. They all began taking their pencils and notebooks out of their book bags. Kuwabara's notebook had the word Yukina written all over his notebook in his sloppy hand-writing, while Yusuke had Keiko all over his. Kurama's notebook was all neat and clean, while Hiei's looked like it had had just about everything spilled on it and it had been shoved one too many times in his bag.
When Katama-sensei (I made up the name, it's not real) walked into the room, everyone fell silent. She was a strict teacher, not just toward slackers, but toward the whole class.
Kuwabara looked cautiously toward Katama-sensei, then at Yusuke. "I have a plan, this way, I can keep my reputation, and yours won't be so bad." Katama-sensei then glared at Kuwabara. "I'll tell you after class, looks like Katama-sensei is in a bad mood today."
Yusuke gave Kuwabara a quizzical look, and then shrugged. "Whatever you say, pal."
Kuwabara smiled to himself and then went back to copying the notes off the blackboard like the rest of the class.
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Kuwabara: Ooooh, suspense! What's my plan? What's my plan? Huh? Tell me, tell me! I'll be your best friend!
Raoulak: Sorry, Kuwa-chan, I can't tell you. This gives you a reason to read my next chapter! It's going to be a surprise! But I will let you know this much, it's a pretty cool plan, if I do say so myself.
Kuwabara: Well, even though it's a bit of a cliffhanger, it was really good! I have to give it a.8.2!!
Raoulak: Wow, Kazuma-chan, that's pretty good, thanks. I'm giving myself a shot at suspense, or foreshadowing as some may call it. Hey, it's almost 6, I thought you said you had to be somewhere at 5. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was going to be this long.
Kuwabara: Oh shoot! I was supposed to pick up Yukina! ::hugs Raoulak:: Great story, gotta go! See you later, Raoulak-chan! ::to self:: I hope Yukina doesn't kill me for this.
Raoulak: Bye, Kuwa-chan! ::waves:: Well, guess this wraps up my third chappie, hope you all liked! Read and review please! Thanks in advance! ::to self:: Boy, I sure hope Yukina doesn't kill Kuwa-chan for this.
Kuwabara: Hey guys! ::waves happily:: I've never really done this before, but thanks for including me in your A/N, Raoulak-Chan!
Raoulak: Oh, you're welcome, Kazuma-Chan! Anytime you want, just let me know! Hey, I saw your movie the other night at Kasumi's house, and you were great! I noticed you were the only one who kicked your baddy's but on the first try. Good going! ::pats Kuwa on the back:: What you did was smart too.you are very clever.
Kuwabara: Yeah, thanks. ::grins and blushes:: Well, I've read the other two chapters of your story about me. Nobody's actually flattered me in that way before. They're really neat. Just like my spirit sword.right?
Raoulak: Of course, Kazuma-Chan. You've always been the best. ::hugs him:: At least to me, anyway. I can't say my friend Ed and Lor think the same way. And Kasumi likes Hiei. But I love you for your heart of gold. For some reason, I can't persuade them all to think this way. But you gotta kinda feel sorry for Yusuke, though, nobody likes him except for Keiko.
Kuwabara: I like Yusuke. Whoa, hey, not in that way, ok? Raoulak.why don't we go on with your story?
Raoulak: I like the way you think, Kazuma-Chan. Would you like to do the disclaimer for me?
Kuwabara: Wow, Raoulak! Thanks! I've always wanted to do your disclaimer. Ok, here goes.
Disclaimer: Raoulak doesn't own YYH or anything else in her wonderful stories.yet, hee hee. How was that, Raoulak-Chan?
Raoulak: That was great, Kuwa-Chan! Ok, now onto the story!!
Kuwabara: ::to himself:: I have a feeling I'm forgetting something.
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"What do you mean, 'You're the new head of school?!?!'" exclaimed Kuwabara, confused.
"I mean exactly what I said, and I said exactly what I meant," said Komada gloatingly.
Miamoto smacked Komada upside the head. "That makes no sense."
"Course it does," Okubo chipped in. "Kuwabara kicked Yusuke's tail this morning, which is what he's been trying to do for the longest time." Kuwabara glared at Okubo for this, but he just ignored it. "And now he finally took his chance and, uh, well, took it."
"Now that's a good way of putting it." said Kuwabara sarcastically. "But I see what you mean. So exactly how many people know about this? Just you guys, right? How did you find out, anyway?"
"Uh actually, Kuwabara, we found out from Kurama and Hiei. They were going around telling everyone! Hiei told us, and then Kurama must have overheard us in gym when we were telling other people," explained Miamoto.
"So that's why goody-two-shoes and shrimpy ran off so fast! See you later guys, I'm gonna go kick some tail!!" And with that, Kuwabara ran off in search of the two snitches, or Yusuke, whoever he found first.
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Later, during 6th period, Kuwabara was telling Yusuke about what happened. He related his conversation with Okubo, Miamoto and Komada, and then told Yusuke how he felt about Hiei and Kurama and what he was going to do to them.
"First, I'm gonna hang 'em up by their ears, then I'm gonna shove pickles down their throats.you know how much they hate pickles." Kuwabara went ranting on to Yusuke.
"Hey, Kuwabara, do you mind if I interrupt you for a second? ARE YOU CRAZY?" Yusuke hit Kuwabara on the shoulder. A few people who had heard the rumor gasped, as if afraid of what Kuwabara would do. "If it was me, I'd be thrilled about being the new head of school, not ranting on in anger about how I was going to kill somebody. But it's not me, and I'm not the head of school anymore. I'm the one who should be planning on how to kill Hiei and Kurama. Now let's see.your pickle idea wasn't half bad." Now it was Yusuke's turn to start ranting.
"But Yusuke, you don't understand! It's against my honor code to lie! I can't tell these good, innocent, unsuspecting people that I beat you up when I most certainly did not! Wait.I kinda did, didn't I? But that's beside the point, Yusuke. I." Kuwabara stopped mid-sentence, because just then Kurama and Hiei walked in the door, just as the bell rang.
Kurama took a seat next to Kuwabara, and Hiei next to Yusuke. They all began taking their pencils and notebooks out of their book bags. Kuwabara's notebook had the word Yukina written all over his notebook in his sloppy hand-writing, while Yusuke had Keiko all over his. Kurama's notebook was all neat and clean, while Hiei's looked like it had had just about everything spilled on it and it had been shoved one too many times in his bag.
When Katama-sensei (I made up the name, it's not real) walked into the room, everyone fell silent. She was a strict teacher, not just toward slackers, but toward the whole class.
Kuwabara looked cautiously toward Katama-sensei, then at Yusuke. "I have a plan, this way, I can keep my reputation, and yours won't be so bad." Katama-sensei then glared at Kuwabara. "I'll tell you after class, looks like Katama-sensei is in a bad mood today."
Yusuke gave Kuwabara a quizzical look, and then shrugged. "Whatever you say, pal."
Kuwabara smiled to himself and then went back to copying the notes off the blackboard like the rest of the class.
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Kuwabara: Ooooh, suspense! What's my plan? What's my plan? Huh? Tell me, tell me! I'll be your best friend!
Raoulak: Sorry, Kuwa-chan, I can't tell you. This gives you a reason to read my next chapter! It's going to be a surprise! But I will let you know this much, it's a pretty cool plan, if I do say so myself.
Kuwabara: Well, even though it's a bit of a cliffhanger, it was really good! I have to give it a.8.2!!
Raoulak: Wow, Kazuma-chan, that's pretty good, thanks. I'm giving myself a shot at suspense, or foreshadowing as some may call it. Hey, it's almost 6, I thought you said you had to be somewhere at 5. I'm sorry, I didn't know it was going to be this long.
Kuwabara: Oh shoot! I was supposed to pick up Yukina! ::hugs Raoulak:: Great story, gotta go! See you later, Raoulak-chan! ::to self:: I hope Yukina doesn't kill me for this.
Raoulak: Bye, Kuwa-chan! ::waves:: Well, guess this wraps up my third chappie, hope you all liked! Read and review please! Thanks in advance! ::to self:: Boy, I sure hope Yukina doesn't kill Kuwa-chan for this.