Almost as Mature as You
Part II
Later that week, on a Wednesday, Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer were standing out in the alley, taking their usual sips of Alamo beer. Luanne came home from work. She saw Bobby, Joseph, and Connie sitting on the couch. They were watching TV together. Luanne just said "hi" to them, but was actually too tired to talk much else. Connie then started bugging her about her upcoming birthday. Luanne tried to assert Connie, but Connie struck back with a few wise-cracks. After she made fun of how she's still a kid on the inside, Booby and Connie laughed at her. Joseph didn't say anything, as he was feeling sympathy for Luanne. Luanne just walked away, filled with guilt and defeat.
Luanne had a meeting from her sorority club. The soror leader, Isa Belle, handed out new soror uniforms that day. All of the other soror members received gray sweat clothes. But because they were one short on uniforms, all they had left was one fake uniform for Luanne. She received pink zip-up pajamas. Isa asked Luanne for the notes she was supposed to bring for their meeting. But Luanne, who had arrived late and in a hurry, forgot the notes. Isa punished her by enclosing her in a small glass playpen. It was a small, glass cube with a cushioned bottom, and an analog machine on one of the sides. It also had a teddy bear inside. Luanne was kept their over the night to make sure she wouldn't forget her notes at their next meeting. She went crazy, until the throbbing vein in her forehead exploded. Luanne then woke up, realizing it was another nightmare.
On that Friday, Luanne woke up to hear some violin music playing. When she went into the living room, she saw Connie playing the violin for Peggy. They saw her up, and pressured her to play the piano. Of course, Luanne only knew how to play the flute. She refused to play, but when she tried to run away, Peggy tackled her. Later, Peggy had Luanne chained to a ball, and was forcing her to play piano. She even brought over Nancy, Minh, and Tid Pao to see her play. When Luanne tried to speak, Peggy just covered her mouth. Luanne was still in her pajamas that afternoon, and she made a lukewarm effort to play something. When she was done, all the women just laughed at her. Minh especially said something degrading. Peggy then got Connie to do a violin solo. Everyone watched, even Luanne, who was still chained and sitting on the piano seat. When Connie was finished, everyone applauded. Luanne clapped a little, although she was befuddled as to why she was nudged into this scenario in the first place.
At the end of the week, on a Saturday, Luanne woke up, really tired. She came into the living room and plopped on the couch, still in her pajamas. Peggy then told her that she, Hank, Bobby, and Ladybird were all going out to spend the day at Six Flags. She was assigning Connie to baby-sit Luanne while they were gone. Unfortunately for Luanne, this wasn't a dream, because Peggy had only saved up for four family members. As the Hills spent the day away, Connie had her way as the baby-sitter.
Luanne was kept in her pajamas all day, and was forced to sit on the couch sucking a pacifier, while Connie did her studying. Luanne tried to tell Connie how she's not a baby, but Connie threatened to tattle if she didn't shut up. Luanne then realized that she was becoming more and more of a child each day. By the time the Hills came back home, it was really late. Luanne was already fast asleep, while Connie was watching TV. Peggy paid Connie $500 for her 12-hour assignment. Hank and Bobby then carried Luanne to her bedroom. She still had a pacifier in her mouth. She was still fast asleep when they placed her into bed, turned out the lights, and closed the door.
Later that night, Luanne got up, and noticed something heavy in her underpants. It turned out that Connie was living inside them! It felt comfortable for her, and she had plenty of space to wiggle her toes all day. Of course, this was a massive violation of Luanne's personal space, and she was suppressed from using the bathroom, or even farting. Luanne walked around the house for a while, not knowing what to do. After a drink, she went back to bed. The next morning, she woke up, again as a giant in Bobby's pajamas. Connie was still living inside Luanne's underpants, but was hardly affected by Luanne's own predicament. Connie sill had plenty of room to wiggle her toes all day. Bobby again continued his left unaffected by this change, and bought the time to hang out on his favorite tree again. Once more, Luanne was suspended from the bottom, but this time, with Connie in her undies. As Booby sat looking at Arlen, Luanne scrunched her own toes up, as Connie sat comfortably, wiggling her toes. Luanne woke up from the nightmare again. She then saw Bobby and Connie sleeping next to her. They woke up to reveal evil grins on their faces. Luanne then woke up again, this time screaming really loud. She screamed so loud, that a coyote outside started howling.
Part II
Later that week, on a Wednesday, Hank, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer were standing out in the alley, taking their usual sips of Alamo beer. Luanne came home from work. She saw Bobby, Joseph, and Connie sitting on the couch. They were watching TV together. Luanne just said "hi" to them, but was actually too tired to talk much else. Connie then started bugging her about her upcoming birthday. Luanne tried to assert Connie, but Connie struck back with a few wise-cracks. After she made fun of how she's still a kid on the inside, Booby and Connie laughed at her. Joseph didn't say anything, as he was feeling sympathy for Luanne. Luanne just walked away, filled with guilt and defeat.
Luanne had a meeting from her sorority club. The soror leader, Isa Belle, handed out new soror uniforms that day. All of the other soror members received gray sweat clothes. But because they were one short on uniforms, all they had left was one fake uniform for Luanne. She received pink zip-up pajamas. Isa asked Luanne for the notes she was supposed to bring for their meeting. But Luanne, who had arrived late and in a hurry, forgot the notes. Isa punished her by enclosing her in a small glass playpen. It was a small, glass cube with a cushioned bottom, and an analog machine on one of the sides. It also had a teddy bear inside. Luanne was kept their over the night to make sure she wouldn't forget her notes at their next meeting. She went crazy, until the throbbing vein in her forehead exploded. Luanne then woke up, realizing it was another nightmare.
On that Friday, Luanne woke up to hear some violin music playing. When she went into the living room, she saw Connie playing the violin for Peggy. They saw her up, and pressured her to play the piano. Of course, Luanne only knew how to play the flute. She refused to play, but when she tried to run away, Peggy tackled her. Later, Peggy had Luanne chained to a ball, and was forcing her to play piano. She even brought over Nancy, Minh, and Tid Pao to see her play. When Luanne tried to speak, Peggy just covered her mouth. Luanne was still in her pajamas that afternoon, and she made a lukewarm effort to play something. When she was done, all the women just laughed at her. Minh especially said something degrading. Peggy then got Connie to do a violin solo. Everyone watched, even Luanne, who was still chained and sitting on the piano seat. When Connie was finished, everyone applauded. Luanne clapped a little, although she was befuddled as to why she was nudged into this scenario in the first place.
At the end of the week, on a Saturday, Luanne woke up, really tired. She came into the living room and plopped on the couch, still in her pajamas. Peggy then told her that she, Hank, Bobby, and Ladybird were all going out to spend the day at Six Flags. She was assigning Connie to baby-sit Luanne while they were gone. Unfortunately for Luanne, this wasn't a dream, because Peggy had only saved up for four family members. As the Hills spent the day away, Connie had her way as the baby-sitter.
Luanne was kept in her pajamas all day, and was forced to sit on the couch sucking a pacifier, while Connie did her studying. Luanne tried to tell Connie how she's not a baby, but Connie threatened to tattle if she didn't shut up. Luanne then realized that she was becoming more and more of a child each day. By the time the Hills came back home, it was really late. Luanne was already fast asleep, while Connie was watching TV. Peggy paid Connie $500 for her 12-hour assignment. Hank and Bobby then carried Luanne to her bedroom. She still had a pacifier in her mouth. She was still fast asleep when they placed her into bed, turned out the lights, and closed the door.
Later that night, Luanne got up, and noticed something heavy in her underpants. It turned out that Connie was living inside them! It felt comfortable for her, and she had plenty of space to wiggle her toes all day. Of course, this was a massive violation of Luanne's personal space, and she was suppressed from using the bathroom, or even farting. Luanne walked around the house for a while, not knowing what to do. After a drink, she went back to bed. The next morning, she woke up, again as a giant in Bobby's pajamas. Connie was still living inside Luanne's underpants, but was hardly affected by Luanne's own predicament. Connie sill had plenty of room to wiggle her toes all day. Bobby again continued his left unaffected by this change, and bought the time to hang out on his favorite tree again. Once more, Luanne was suspended from the bottom, but this time, with Connie in her undies. As Booby sat looking at Arlen, Luanne scrunched her own toes up, as Connie sat comfortably, wiggling her toes. Luanne woke up from the nightmare again. She then saw Bobby and Connie sleeping next to her. They woke up to reveal evil grins on their faces. Luanne then woke up again, this time screaming really loud. She screamed so loud, that a coyote outside started howling.