"Barkin's Big Date"
Act Two
(Night time...)
(Ron and Kim are climbing up to the top of a medium sized building.)
(Kim and Ron reach the top of the building and take up position. Kim uses her 'Spy-noculars' and focuses...)
Kimmunicator: (doo doo do do)
Kim: (slight whisper) Wade, what's the sitch?
Wade: Kim, there was a break-in at Middleton University. They had a prototype circuit of potentially the world's most efficient superconducting polymer! It's called the "Onnes Leider" (pronounced Onus Ly-der) named after the H.K. Onnes, the father of 'superconductivity'. It was stolen this morning but the theft wasn't found out until just a few minutes ago. This could potentially be used to produce the fastest, highest powered, most efficient computer ever! The ramifications could be disastrous, except...
Kim: Except what?
Wade: Well, it seems the thief didn't know enough to take the dedicated power supply the circuit needs to work. Whoever took it won't be able to use it...unless they're an ultra-genius.
(Cut to Dr. Drakken's lair. There is a mess of equipment strewn over all over the benches. We see Drakken in his lair trying to hook up the circuit to a bunch of wires. Dr. Drakken is grunting and sighing with frustration. He has a welding helmet on – flips it up and shouts to Shego, who isn't there.)
Drakken: Oh Shego, where are you? You're the detail person...I'm just the brilliant evil genius master-mind! (with despair and resignation) Oh, this is so whack.
(He flips down the welding helmet again and proceeds to start hammering on random equipment.)
(Back to Kim and Ron on top of the building...)
Ron: I don't know about this Kim, spying on Barkin? It's just a date! People go on them all the time...people that aren't me, that is.
Kim: I don't like this either, but Shego is up to something. And when Shego is up to something, Drakken is up to something. And when Drakken is up to something the world's not safe.
Ron: Neither is Christmas!
Kim: Ron! He WASN'T trying to steal Christmas! Now shhh! Here come Shego and Barkin now.
(Kim watches Barkin and Shego (dressed normal) through her 'spynocular' scopes walking down a sidewalk near a restaurant...)
Ron: Wow! Shego's got it goin' on! ... y'know, in an evil, always trying to hurt us kinda way.
Kim: Exactly, and that's why I think she's up to something.
(Barkin and Shego are outside the French restaurant 'La Maison de Singes'. A van pulls up and three of Professor Dementor's henchmen jump out and abduct Shego and Barkin. The van speeds away....)
(Through Kim's 'spynoculars' we see the her focusing and enlarging the image of the license plate...)
Kim: (into Kimmunicator) Wade! Professor Dementor's henchmen just kidnapped Barkin and Shego! Can you track down the Professor's lair? I caught his license plate if it helps: HKO-OHM.
Wade: O-H-M? Hmm... Well, Let me see what I can do. (clicking away on keyboard) Wait, here's something. Professor Dementor is a potential suspect in the break-in at Middleton University...but -
Kim: (continuing Wade's thought) What would Dementor want with Shego? Something doesn't make sense.
Wade: One thing might make sense. The O-H-M in Dementor's license plate probably stands for Ohm's law.
Ron: Ohm's law?? Oh great! Now he's a lawyer?
Wade: No! Ohm's law deals with resistance in electronic circuits and the "Onnes Leider" exceeded all theoretical boundaries for lowering resistance. It could be the greatest computer advancement in twenty years. If he can power the circuit, it could be used to hack into even the most secure networks and control billions of dollars...or even entire governments. I just don't know what he would want with Shego....
Kim: I don't know either. Hmm...Drakken and Dementor do have a rivalry that goes way back. I bet Drakken is involved somehow.
(Interior of Professor Dementor's van.)
(Professor Dementor is riding shotgun talking on the phone. Shego and Barkin are bound in the back of the van sitting across from the henchmen.)
Professor Dementor: Darned answering machines! I just know Dr. Drakken is there screening this call.
Phone: (beep)
Professor Dementor: Dr. Drakken, this is Professor Dementor. I know you're there listening – Pick up the phone now! (short pause then rapid) Pickup!Pickup!Pickup!Pickup!...Fine. You may have beaten me to the Onnes Leider circuit, but this isn't the last of it. I've taken something of yours – a certain 'Shego'. If you want to see your friend again you will bring the circuit to me immediately.
(Professor Dementor closes the phone and turns to the passengers in the back...)
Professor Dementor: You better hope Drakken brings that component to me, Shego. Your 'health' depends on it! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shego: Yeah...I'm shakin' in my shoes, but let me tell you something mister short-guy in the dopey red suit, if I don't get some food in me soon it's gonna be YOU'RE health that's not so good. Comprende? Get this straight, I'm not working with old blue-face anymore so whatever you've got going on it's between you and him...let me go right now before you need to replace a couple of henchmen and some teeth!
End of Act Two
Act Two
(Night time...)
(Ron and Kim are climbing up to the top of a medium sized building.)
(Kim and Ron reach the top of the building and take up position. Kim uses her 'Spy-noculars' and focuses...)
Kimmunicator: (doo doo do do)
Kim: (slight whisper) Wade, what's the sitch?
Wade: Kim, there was a break-in at Middleton University. They had a prototype circuit of potentially the world's most efficient superconducting polymer! It's called the "Onnes Leider" (pronounced Onus Ly-der) named after the H.K. Onnes, the father of 'superconductivity'. It was stolen this morning but the theft wasn't found out until just a few minutes ago. This could potentially be used to produce the fastest, highest powered, most efficient computer ever! The ramifications could be disastrous, except...
Kim: Except what?
Wade: Well, it seems the thief didn't know enough to take the dedicated power supply the circuit needs to work. Whoever took it won't be able to use it...unless they're an ultra-genius.
(Cut to Dr. Drakken's lair. There is a mess of equipment strewn over all over the benches. We see Drakken in his lair trying to hook up the circuit to a bunch of wires. Dr. Drakken is grunting and sighing with frustration. He has a welding helmet on – flips it up and shouts to Shego, who isn't there.)
Drakken: Oh Shego, where are you? You're the detail person...I'm just the brilliant evil genius master-mind! (with despair and resignation) Oh, this is so whack.
(He flips down the welding helmet again and proceeds to start hammering on random equipment.)
(Back to Kim and Ron on top of the building...)
Ron: I don't know about this Kim, spying on Barkin? It's just a date! People go on them all the time...people that aren't me, that is.
Kim: I don't like this either, but Shego is up to something. And when Shego is up to something, Drakken is up to something. And when Drakken is up to something the world's not safe.
Ron: Neither is Christmas!
Kim: Ron! He WASN'T trying to steal Christmas! Now shhh! Here come Shego and Barkin now.
(Kim watches Barkin and Shego (dressed normal) through her 'spynocular' scopes walking down a sidewalk near a restaurant...)
Ron: Wow! Shego's got it goin' on! ... y'know, in an evil, always trying to hurt us kinda way.
Kim: Exactly, and that's why I think she's up to something.
(Barkin and Shego are outside the French restaurant 'La Maison de Singes'. A van pulls up and three of Professor Dementor's henchmen jump out and abduct Shego and Barkin. The van speeds away....)
(Through Kim's 'spynoculars' we see the her focusing and enlarging the image of the license plate...)
Kim: (into Kimmunicator) Wade! Professor Dementor's henchmen just kidnapped Barkin and Shego! Can you track down the Professor's lair? I caught his license plate if it helps: HKO-OHM.
Wade: O-H-M? Hmm... Well, Let me see what I can do. (clicking away on keyboard) Wait, here's something. Professor Dementor is a potential suspect in the break-in at Middleton University...but -
Kim: (continuing Wade's thought) What would Dementor want with Shego? Something doesn't make sense.
Wade: One thing might make sense. The O-H-M in Dementor's license plate probably stands for Ohm's law.
Ron: Ohm's law?? Oh great! Now he's a lawyer?
Wade: No! Ohm's law deals with resistance in electronic circuits and the "Onnes Leider" exceeded all theoretical boundaries for lowering resistance. It could be the greatest computer advancement in twenty years. If he can power the circuit, it could be used to hack into even the most secure networks and control billions of dollars...or even entire governments. I just don't know what he would want with Shego....
Kim: I don't know either. Hmm...Drakken and Dementor do have a rivalry that goes way back. I bet Drakken is involved somehow.
(Interior of Professor Dementor's van.)
(Professor Dementor is riding shotgun talking on the phone. Shego and Barkin are bound in the back of the van sitting across from the henchmen.)
Professor Dementor: Darned answering machines! I just know Dr. Drakken is there screening this call.
Phone: (beep)
Professor Dementor: Dr. Drakken, this is Professor Dementor. I know you're there listening – Pick up the phone now! (short pause then rapid) Pickup!Pickup!Pickup!Pickup!...Fine. You may have beaten me to the Onnes Leider circuit, but this isn't the last of it. I've taken something of yours – a certain 'Shego'. If you want to see your friend again you will bring the circuit to me immediately.
(Professor Dementor closes the phone and turns to the passengers in the back...)
Professor Dementor: You better hope Drakken brings that component to me, Shego. Your 'health' depends on it! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Shego: Yeah...I'm shakin' in my shoes, but let me tell you something mister short-guy in the dopey red suit, if I don't get some food in me soon it's gonna be YOU'RE health that's not so good. Comprende? Get this straight, I'm not working with old blue-face anymore so whatever you've got going on it's between you and him...let me go right now before you need to replace a couple of henchmen and some teeth!
End of Act Two