Act III
(Kim is in the cockpit of a small plane with an older military pilot, Captain Karuntch)
CAPTAIN KARUNTCH: You better get back to the bay door. We'll be over the jump zone in just a couple of minutes.
KIM: Thanks for the lift, Captain.
CAPTAIN KARUNTCH: It's my pleasure, Miss Possible. Just consider it my way of saying 'Thanks' for stopping that volcano from erupting, which would have destroyed our research base.
KIM: Oh, that? No big. I just "Lava" happy ending!
CAPTAIN KARUNTCH: Ha! Ha! Ha! Is your friend OK? I can set this bird on 'Autopilot' and go back there to give him a push!
(Ron is holding tight to a support rail, shaking nervously)
(Next we see Kim and Ron, parachutes open, landing in a tulip garden, Windmills in the background - They are obviously in Holland)
(Kim pulls out the 'spynoculars' and surveys Professor Dementor's lair)
RON: Captain Karuntch was a little too eager to help, if you ask me. Tossing me out of the plane like that...so not cool!
(We see the exterior of Professor Dementor's lair through the 'spynoculars'. There is a 15' wall surrounding a 45' tall tower. There is the occasional henchmen walking along the top of the wall and cameras are mounted along the top of the wall every 50'. The cameras rotate back and forth at fixed intervals)
KIM: I'm timing the cameras. We move on the count of three. (pause) Ready? One, two,...
RON: Wait, do we "go" on three or is it more of a "One, two, three, THEN 'go' type of thing? I always get confused.
KIM: Ron, we go over this every time. We "go" on "three". One, Two, then when I say "Three" we go. Get it?
RON: Got it.
KIM: Good.
(Kim looks through her 'spynoculars' again and Kim times the cameras....)
KIM: OK. One, two, THREE!
(Kim lowers the 'spynoculars' and both take off running toward the wall)
(Both Kim and Ron are pressing their backs against the wall in order to stay as out-of-sight as possible. Kim reaches into her backpack and tosses a rope with a grappling hook attached to the end over the wall and climbs up. Ron follows right after)
(Kim makes it to the top of the wall and crouches low, looking left and right. Ron makes it to the top of the wall just before...)
KIM: (whispering and pointing to the left) Uh-oh, we are so busted. (shouting) Run!
(Kim and Ron run off to the right. We see one of the henchmen spot them and run away after them)
HENCHMAN: Hey! Stop!
(Kim and Ron run around the corner and a little ways past a door. She holds up a hand signaling Ron to stop then shoots her grappling hook up the tower wall to the top with the attached rope hanging down from the hook)
RON: KP, we'll never be able to climb that wall before the henchmen catch up with us.
KIM: I know that and you know that...but I don't think the henchmen know that. Quick, follow me.
(Kim and Ron duck back into the door they just passed and quietly, but quickly, close the door behind them)
(They hear a couple of henchmen go running by them on the other side of the door and shimmy up the wall. Kim and Ron high-five each other.)
RON: (quietly) Boo-ya!
(Looking around the empty room, Kim and Ron see that there's only one other door leading out of the room.)
RON: What do we do now? They could be back any minute.
(Kim walks quietly over to the other door. She opens it and quickly tumbles across the floor. She ends up in 'kung-fu' position, ready to defend against any attacks, but there is nothing but stairs leading up and stairs leading down)
(Ron starts to head up the stairs but Kim grabs his arm.)
KIM: Why are you going 'up'?
RON: (shrugs) I dunno...(then with bravado) I guess the RonMan just had a little feeeelin'
RUFUS: (slapping his forehead) Oh no!
KIM: Ron, think. Where do evil villains usually keep their prisoners?
RON: (short pause while thinking – then with resignation) In the dungeon.
KIM: And how many dungeons are at the top of the tower?
RON: Like I said...(pointing) down the stairs.
(Kim and Ron start to descend the stairs, but before they can get to the next level the stairs transform into a twisting, turning slide. Kim, Ron, and Rufus, who has fallen out of Ron's pocket, go tumbling down steep angles, around turns, through light and dark tunnels....)
KIM and RON and RUFUS: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
(Kim, Ron, and Rufus are deposited through an opening in the ceiling into a cage made of a thin wire mesh. All are a bit dazed but OK)
(Looking around, we see Barkin and Shego in a nearby, similarly constructed cage)
(Professor Dementor walks up gloating)
PROF DEMENTOR: Well, if it isn't Kim Possible and her friend...(trying to think of Ron's name)
RON: (proudly) Ron Stoppable!
PROF DEMENTOR: Ron?? Wow, I was way off. I was thinking Steve or Sam or something. Oh well...It's so nice of you to-
KIM: "drop in"? Gee, that's original.
PROF DEMENTOR: (offended) No, I was going to say "to stop by".
RON: Dude, you were so gonna say "drop in".
PROF DEMENTOR: Was not!
RON: (antagonistically) were too...
PROF DEMENTOR: Enough! You shouldn't have interfered in this.
KIM: Then YOU shouldn't have stolen the Onnes Leider...or Barkin and Shego!
PROF DEMENTOR: I did not steal the Onnes Leider. Drakken stole it...AND my idea. That is why I had to kidnap Shego and her friend...and she will stay here with me (turning to Shego) until she tells me what Drakken has done with it!
(Prof. Dementor walks closer to the cage with Barkin and Shego)
PROF DEMENTOR: For the last time, Shego, where is that circuit board?
SHEGO: Okay, you've asked me that, what, about 50 times? I tell you I don't know and, yet, you continue to ask me. How much sense does that make? For the last time, I haven't even seen Drakken for the last month. I don't KNOW where he is – I don't CARE where he is. Now get me out of here before I get really upset. Because when I get upset so-called (making quote signs with her fingers) professors in ugly red jumpsuits tend to get broken arms and broken legs and broken –
(During Shego's rant we see Ron, Kim, and Rufus still trying to assess their situation)
(Ron walks closer to the wall)
RON: Kim. This wire is lookin' pretty thin to me. (with growing confidence) In fact, I think Professor Dementor needs to do a lot better if he wants to contain the RonMan.
(Barkin sees Ron approach the wire mesh. Kim realizes what Ron is about to do)
BARKIN: Stoppable! Don't! I already –
(Simultaneously)
KIM: Ron! Stop! It's –
(Before they can get their warnings out, Ron lights up like a Christmas tree due to the high voltage running through the wires)
RON: (unintelligible noises) Yeeeeeeooooowwww!
(Ron breaks contact from the wire – His face is blackened, his hair frazzled, and smoke is emanating from his clothes)
BARKIN: Stoppable, it's wired. Now just sit back and don't touch anything while I think of a way to get us out of here. (thinking back to his Army days) I've been in worse situations than this. There was that time back in the Mekong....(Barkin continues to drift off)
PROF DEMENTOR: Ah, I see...um (again, can't think of Ron's name) ...you...have experienced the power of free-flowing electrons. Quite a "shock", eh? (apologetically) OK, I admit that one was bad... (the bravado returns) but you're not going anywhere.
(Turning to the other cage)
PROF DEMENTOR: You hear me? Nobody is going anywhere until that Onnes Leider is mine!
End of Act III
(Kim is in the cockpit of a small plane with an older military pilot, Captain Karuntch)
CAPTAIN KARUNTCH: You better get back to the bay door. We'll be over the jump zone in just a couple of minutes.
KIM: Thanks for the lift, Captain.
CAPTAIN KARUNTCH: It's my pleasure, Miss Possible. Just consider it my way of saying 'Thanks' for stopping that volcano from erupting, which would have destroyed our research base.
KIM: Oh, that? No big. I just "Lava" happy ending!
CAPTAIN KARUNTCH: Ha! Ha! Ha! Is your friend OK? I can set this bird on 'Autopilot' and go back there to give him a push!
(Ron is holding tight to a support rail, shaking nervously)
(Next we see Kim and Ron, parachutes open, landing in a tulip garden, Windmills in the background - They are obviously in Holland)
(Kim pulls out the 'spynoculars' and surveys Professor Dementor's lair)
RON: Captain Karuntch was a little too eager to help, if you ask me. Tossing me out of the plane like that...so not cool!
(We see the exterior of Professor Dementor's lair through the 'spynoculars'. There is a 15' wall surrounding a 45' tall tower. There is the occasional henchmen walking along the top of the wall and cameras are mounted along the top of the wall every 50'. The cameras rotate back and forth at fixed intervals)
KIM: I'm timing the cameras. We move on the count of three. (pause) Ready? One, two,...
RON: Wait, do we "go" on three or is it more of a "One, two, three, THEN 'go' type of thing? I always get confused.
KIM: Ron, we go over this every time. We "go" on "three". One, Two, then when I say "Three" we go. Get it?
RON: Got it.
KIM: Good.
(Kim looks through her 'spynoculars' again and Kim times the cameras....)
KIM: OK. One, two, THREE!
(Kim lowers the 'spynoculars' and both take off running toward the wall)
(Both Kim and Ron are pressing their backs against the wall in order to stay as out-of-sight as possible. Kim reaches into her backpack and tosses a rope with a grappling hook attached to the end over the wall and climbs up. Ron follows right after)
(Kim makes it to the top of the wall and crouches low, looking left and right. Ron makes it to the top of the wall just before...)
KIM: (whispering and pointing to the left) Uh-oh, we are so busted. (shouting) Run!
(Kim and Ron run off to the right. We see one of the henchmen spot them and run away after them)
HENCHMAN: Hey! Stop!
(Kim and Ron run around the corner and a little ways past a door. She holds up a hand signaling Ron to stop then shoots her grappling hook up the tower wall to the top with the attached rope hanging down from the hook)
RON: KP, we'll never be able to climb that wall before the henchmen catch up with us.
KIM: I know that and you know that...but I don't think the henchmen know that. Quick, follow me.
(Kim and Ron duck back into the door they just passed and quietly, but quickly, close the door behind them)
(They hear a couple of henchmen go running by them on the other side of the door and shimmy up the wall. Kim and Ron high-five each other.)
RON: (quietly) Boo-ya!
(Looking around the empty room, Kim and Ron see that there's only one other door leading out of the room.)
RON: What do we do now? They could be back any minute.
(Kim walks quietly over to the other door. She opens it and quickly tumbles across the floor. She ends up in 'kung-fu' position, ready to defend against any attacks, but there is nothing but stairs leading up and stairs leading down)
(Ron starts to head up the stairs but Kim grabs his arm.)
KIM: Why are you going 'up'?
RON: (shrugs) I dunno...(then with bravado) I guess the RonMan just had a little feeeelin'
RUFUS: (slapping his forehead) Oh no!
KIM: Ron, think. Where do evil villains usually keep their prisoners?
RON: (short pause while thinking – then with resignation) In the dungeon.
KIM: And how many dungeons are at the top of the tower?
RON: Like I said...(pointing) down the stairs.
(Kim and Ron start to descend the stairs, but before they can get to the next level the stairs transform into a twisting, turning slide. Kim, Ron, and Rufus, who has fallen out of Ron's pocket, go tumbling down steep angles, around turns, through light and dark tunnels....)
KIM and RON and RUFUS: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
(Kim, Ron, and Rufus are deposited through an opening in the ceiling into a cage made of a thin wire mesh. All are a bit dazed but OK)
(Looking around, we see Barkin and Shego in a nearby, similarly constructed cage)
(Professor Dementor walks up gloating)
PROF DEMENTOR: Well, if it isn't Kim Possible and her friend...(trying to think of Ron's name)
RON: (proudly) Ron Stoppable!
PROF DEMENTOR: Ron?? Wow, I was way off. I was thinking Steve or Sam or something. Oh well...It's so nice of you to-
KIM: "drop in"? Gee, that's original.
PROF DEMENTOR: (offended) No, I was going to say "to stop by".
RON: Dude, you were so gonna say "drop in".
PROF DEMENTOR: Was not!
RON: (antagonistically) were too...
PROF DEMENTOR: Enough! You shouldn't have interfered in this.
KIM: Then YOU shouldn't have stolen the Onnes Leider...or Barkin and Shego!
PROF DEMENTOR: I did not steal the Onnes Leider. Drakken stole it...AND my idea. That is why I had to kidnap Shego and her friend...and she will stay here with me (turning to Shego) until she tells me what Drakken has done with it!
(Prof. Dementor walks closer to the cage with Barkin and Shego)
PROF DEMENTOR: For the last time, Shego, where is that circuit board?
SHEGO: Okay, you've asked me that, what, about 50 times? I tell you I don't know and, yet, you continue to ask me. How much sense does that make? For the last time, I haven't even seen Drakken for the last month. I don't KNOW where he is – I don't CARE where he is. Now get me out of here before I get really upset. Because when I get upset so-called (making quote signs with her fingers) professors in ugly red jumpsuits tend to get broken arms and broken legs and broken –
(During Shego's rant we see Ron, Kim, and Rufus still trying to assess their situation)
(Ron walks closer to the wall)
RON: Kim. This wire is lookin' pretty thin to me. (with growing confidence) In fact, I think Professor Dementor needs to do a lot better if he wants to contain the RonMan.
(Barkin sees Ron approach the wire mesh. Kim realizes what Ron is about to do)
BARKIN: Stoppable! Don't! I already –
(Simultaneously)
KIM: Ron! Stop! It's –
(Before they can get their warnings out, Ron lights up like a Christmas tree due to the high voltage running through the wires)
RON: (unintelligible noises) Yeeeeeeooooowwww!
(Ron breaks contact from the wire – His face is blackened, his hair frazzled, and smoke is emanating from his clothes)
BARKIN: Stoppable, it's wired. Now just sit back and don't touch anything while I think of a way to get us out of here. (thinking back to his Army days) I've been in worse situations than this. There was that time back in the Mekong....(Barkin continues to drift off)
PROF DEMENTOR: Ah, I see...um (again, can't think of Ron's name) ...you...have experienced the power of free-flowing electrons. Quite a "shock", eh? (apologetically) OK, I admit that one was bad... (the bravado returns) but you're not going anywhere.
(Turning to the other cage)
PROF DEMENTOR: You hear me? Nobody is going anywhere until that Onnes Leider is mine!
End of Act III