Hello there!!!! I'm finally back!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, sorry if you were waiting for this chapter, I couldn't get back onto a computer that can create web pages until the end of last week, and then I lost the chapter info I had written down. But hey, I have good news too!!! I realized (with the help of a couple good buddies) that the last chapter was REALLY sucky, so I re-wrote the ending, and I have my special buddy to help me write this chapter. Hopefully the style won't change too much…here it goes…

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha (or affiliated characters), Nike, Bugs Bunny/Warner Bros. Productions and/or rights to make money off of the ideas…though; I don't think I make any money with my writing skills.

"Why are you yelling at my child?" Sesshomaru asked in a calm tone none like his usually playful, condescending voice.

"Let…me…go…" Was all that Kagome could manage to say before Sesshomaru's clawed hand tightened around her slender neck.

"Why were-

"Sesshomaru!!! You bastard-let go of Kagome!!! Now!!!!" Inuyasha yelled, landing painfully hard on the solid earth after practically flying through the trees to save Kagome.

"No…sit." She said, knowing that Inuyasha wouldn't listen to reason. The demon lord on the other hand…

Slowly Sesshomaru's grip loosened, until he fully released her. After seeing what she had done to Inuyasha, he would let her speak. "Why?"

She tried to answer him as quickly as possible, not wanting his hand to find itself near her neck (or any part of her for that matter) any time soon. "Him being her…her uncle…means you…and I…together." Seeing the elegantly confused look on his face, she decided to explain. "He's my brother. She's your daughter. If we were together, he'd be her uncle. What don't you understand?" she asked wearily, as she continued to see Sesshomaru's face contorted in confusion.

"Together?" He sounded out like a child.

"Yeah-oh, like…mated…you know, heh…" She couldn't help but blush crimson as she explained the future slang 'together'.

The authoritative demon lord had unexpectedly turned a tad scarlet himself, obviously flustered at the notion that he would be with such a 'lowly creature'. 'How dare she…oh, and Rin as well! I would never dream of mating with such a repulsive, fowl being.' He thought vehemently. When he finally regained his composure, the color of his face had left, and his eyes narrowed to mere slits. "I…would…never-

"Duh! Neither would I, that's why I yelled at Rin. You're just better at hiding emotions." She stated plainly, as if they were discussing the weather.

"Hn. I do not have emotions, I am a demon." He said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, really? What about Shippo? He's a demon, and has feelings."

"He is a mere child."

"Ahhh, but what about Koga?"

"Koga? That wolf?"

"Sit!!!! What do you mean?" She asked innocently, as though she hadn't just sent a half-demon plummeting to the ground.

"How?"

"I say the 's' word and he falls. It's because of the rosary around his neck, and only I can take it off. But what did you mean about Koga?"

"Hmph. He's a wolf, they all have feelings."

"Arg! Well, what about your dad?"

"What about him?" he asked coldly.

"Excuse me." Kagome said apologetically, finding her Nike's very interesting right now. She tilted her head to the side and began to walk away.

"What the heck just happened?" Sango asked Miroku and Shippo.

"Kagome…wait…Sessho…maru." Inuyasha said, still fighting the last 'sit'.

"Where are you going?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Hm? I…I will leave you alone now. And so will my friends." She looked pointedly at them as she spoke.

"NO!!!!!"

"SIT!! SIT!! SIT!! You leave him alone, or I'll give him permission to kill you!" They all stared, shocked at Kagome's choice of words.

"Give me permission?"

"Ah, uh, well, you said that you wouldn't fight them unless I said you could. You did say that right? I'm not imagining things, right? Heh…yeah…so…" Kagome frantically searched for an exit, scratching her head innocently.

"Hm. Woman, I-

"Do you think you could stop calling me 'woman'? It kinda pisses me off. Thanks!!"

"Then, what do you suggest I call you, oh great ruler?" The taiyoukai said mockingly.

"Funny. Very funny. My name is Kagome, if you'd be considerate enough to say it, Mr. Sesshomaru-sama."

"Considerate?" He asked sardonically, ignoring the 'Mister' remark.

"What, you'd rather I think that you're 'nice'? Hm?" Kagome asked sarcastically.

"Now who is telling jokes?" said Sesshomaru seriously.

"Alright, if you two've had enough fun playing mind games with each other, I'd like ta know what the hell yer doin' here!" Inuyasha demanded from his elder half brother.

"You couldn't guess? I'm staying to visit you and your human friends."

"Good, then you will allow your human friend to stay and play as well?"

"I-sigh-I did not say anything about playing." Sesshomaru started, knowing she had him cornered.

"Well, part of Rin's visit can be playing then." As she stared meaningfully into his amber eyes, he gave a curt nod.

"Yes!!! Rin gets to stay!!!!" Sota shouted.

"What is going on here?" A confused Sango asked Miroku.

"No idea." Shippo replied.

"Hmm…" Kagome thought for a moment, then she stood up on the tips of her toes, and kissed Sesshomaru on the cheek.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, wench?" a very startled and embarrassed Sesshomaru shouted as he stepped away from the 'crazy' miko.

"Kagome!!!!!" Inuyasha yelled indignantly.

"What?" She asked. "I just gave him a Bugs Bunny kiss."

"Yeah, no big deal. What, the great and powerful demon can't handle an enemy like my big sister?" Sota taunted.

sigh "Okay, a Bugs Bunny kiss is when someone-me-gives their enemy-you-a kiss on the cheek to let them know that they-I-will do anything I can to piss you off. Got it?"

"Hm." Sesshomaru responded.

"No. Why do you have to kiss 'im to show that you hate 'im?"

"Well at least I didn't do what the real Bugs Bunny does, and kiss him on the lips! I think he might have killed me for that one, even if I was just trying to say that we're still enemies." She added sheepishly.

"Too scared, wench?"

"What did I say about calling me that?!"

"Whether you're a wench or not does not stop you from being a wimp." 'See how she likes being humiliated.' Sesshomaru thought.

"Arg! Well what about you?! You wouldn't kiss me, so does that make you a chicken?!"

"Chicken?" he asked, lost.

"Scared." Said the young miko.

"Hm. Fine." He said with a smirk.

"What do you-

Sesshomaru appeared abruptly in front of Kagome, quickly moving his body towards hers, and then lowering his head to plant a swift kiss on hr lips. "Hm. Now, I am no 'chicken', but what of you?" The smirk on his face grew, his eyes dancing playfully.

"Well, does this mean that you no longer hate we humans Seshomaru?" Sango interjected; saving her best friend from serious humiliation was becoming her job.

"What business is that of yours, wench?"

"If you can't be respectful of others, we won't be respectful of you." Kagome said, glaring at the great demon lord with defiance.

"Respectful? You expect there to be an agreement between us?"

"I'll fix your arm. But only, if you are respectful to my friends and I…do we have a deal?"

Okay!! Sorry that this chapter is short, and it took a LONG time to get up, but I wanted to end it here! I hope that I can post the next chapter soon, if I don't, it means that I'm writing multiple chapters (I'm going to be cut off again!!!! For about three weeks=[!!). And if you like my ideas, or my style (even if I do usually write these in like ten minutes, so I skip stuff) look out for my Harry Potter fic, coming soon-NO IDEA WHAT IT WILL BE CALLED!!!!!!! I'll try to tell you in the next chapter. Please review, or I change the pairings to Kagome and Myoga, and Sesshomaru and Kirara!!!!! Okay, I won't, but I could…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahem Thank you!!