Chapter 11 HELP!!!
Hey there! Here's uhh… Damn them! I'm never ordering from them again! Go away! Damn Beedrill!
Beedrill starts to chase Kitty
Kitty: AHHHHH! HELP! SOMEONE DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Reku: -Sighs- Kitty don't own CCS, The people at CLAMP do. Now I need to help Kitty from the swarm of angry Beedrill. Hope you like you like this chapter! AHHHHHHH! HELP! BEEDRILL ATTACK! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
Key:
Should I quit putting this thing up? You should know it!
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"AHHH HELP SOMEONE!!!" Sakura screamed. A bunch of green blobs were chasing her.
Everyone there sighed. Lira came in to help her.
"Sakura you should learn that Green Poring (the green blob) are different then the regular pink Poring (pink blob). They are stronger and they will gang up on you" Linda stated. This was the 99th time this happened. Really!
"Sorry! I can defeat one, but I just didn't see the other ones" Sakura said
Everyone sighed
"Stop attacking them then! Attack a Creamy (a butterfly that can teleport) or a Willow (a tree that can move) or something other then a Green Poring!" Linda said tiredly
"Gomen ne!" Sakura said
"K lets get back o training!" Linda said and started to run
They were doing well, well kinda. Tomoyo was still an acolyte, one more level then she was a priest. Lira was already a priest. Yumi became an assassin. Syaoran was a knight. Reu and Reku were too, their levels were lower though. Sakura was still a merchant and was at the lowest level in the group. She died too much… (Remember they are in an RPG) Linda was a hunter. She said she didn't want to be a dancer, but she might change her mind. Linda and Syaoran were tied in first place of the strongest one in their party.
Syaoran gets to ride a Peco Peco (a bird. Its big and I don't think it can fly and it can't attack). Linda has a falcon. Her falcon's is named Cleo. Cleo helps Linda attack.
The next day at town monsters barged in. Many of the other people died over and over because this is where they save.
"AHHHHHH" Sakura screamed
She died
"AHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed… again
She died… again
"AHHHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed…. again
She died…. again
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed…… again
She died…… again
The monsters stop attacking,
The people stop running and attacking,
The groups both looked at her and sweatdropped.
Monster inched away from her and resumed attacking. Same goes with the other people.
One by one the stupid retarded monsters died and the one remaindering took some people and left running.
The people included Syaoran in a cage, Linda in a different cage, Lira, Tomoyo, Reku, Reu, Yumi, some guy they don't know and some girl they don't know. Sakura wasn't captured and was their only hope!
"This is going to be a long night" Linda said
"Why do I have to be in a cage and they get to be outside?" Syaoran complained
"How should I know? I'm in a cage too. They are in chains" Linda said tiredly
"When are we going to be saved?" The girl (that they don't know) named Candy said
"How should I know? When Cherry (Sakura) saves us I guess" Linda said
"And if we restart the game we are going to end up here again" Lira stated "They saved the game for us"
"Damn it" The boy (that they don't know) whose name is Bear said
"I guess we stay here forever then" Yumi said
"Why? Isn't Cherry going to save us?" Candy asked
"Fat chance! She can't even fight about two Green Poring without dieing!" Syaoran said
"Don't be mean Wolf!" Eriol said
"Who asked you HROCR?" Lira said
"Don't call me that!" Eriol said
"HROCR?" Candy asked
"Can't tell you what it means. Sorry!" Reku said
"Naw. I don't care what it means, just that is a weird thing to call her" Candy said
"Uhh... Candy?" Linda began
"Yeah?" Candy asked
"I'M A GUY! MALE! I'M NOT A FRICKING GIRL! OMG!" Eriol screamed
"Oh… Hey Fox Fire?" Candy asked
"Yeah?" Linda said
"Why does he look like a she?" Candy asked
"OMFG I'm A GUY" Eriol screamed
And that went on and on all night….
---With Sakura aka: Cherry---
In a dark corner surrounded by about fifty or sixty Green Poring Sakura accidentally saved her game.
"HOEEEEE!!!!" Sakura screamed as she died over and over….
Sakura tried whacking her way through. It didn't work.
She died
She tried kicking
She died
She tried playing dead
It didn't work because only novices can play dead so she died
She tried moving through them
She died and she kept on dieing
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Kitty: Yay no more Beedrill!
Reku: Yeah yay! Let's have a mini movie!
Kitty: Sure!
-Start mini movie-
You can see Sakura trapped in a pile of Green Poring.
"Poor, poor Sakura… Mauhahahahahah! I love being evil! Naw! Should I save her?" Kitty asked
Sakura: What do you think?!?! AHHHHHHHHH!
She died
Sakura: HELP ME!
She died
Everyone else was watching her
She died
"Hey Reku pass the popcorn" Linda said
"Sure" Reku said
She died
"Nice movie" Syaoran complemented
"Hey who do you think she is screaming at? Tomoyo asked
"Who knows" Lira said
She died
Sakura: TOMOYO HELP!!!
"Did someone call me?" Tomoyo asked
"Nope" Eriol said
She died
-End mini movie-
Hey there! Here's uhh… Damn them! I'm never ordering from them again! Go away! Damn Beedrill!
Beedrill starts to chase Kitty
Kitty: AHHHHH! HELP! SOMEONE DO THE DISCLAIMER!
Reku: -Sighs- Kitty don't own CCS, The people at CLAMP do. Now I need to help Kitty from the swarm of angry Beedrill. Hope you like you like this chapter! AHHHHHHH! HELP! BEEDRILL ATTACK! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
Key:
Should I quit putting this thing up? You should know it!
---------------------------------------------------------------------
"AHHH HELP SOMEONE!!!" Sakura screamed. A bunch of green blobs were chasing her.
Everyone there sighed. Lira came in to help her.
"Sakura you should learn that Green Poring (the green blob) are different then the regular pink Poring (pink blob). They are stronger and they will gang up on you" Linda stated. This was the 99th time this happened. Really!
"Sorry! I can defeat one, but I just didn't see the other ones" Sakura said
Everyone sighed
"Stop attacking them then! Attack a Creamy (a butterfly that can teleport) or a Willow (a tree that can move) or something other then a Green Poring!" Linda said tiredly
"Gomen ne!" Sakura said
"K lets get back o training!" Linda said and started to run
They were doing well, well kinda. Tomoyo was still an acolyte, one more level then she was a priest. Lira was already a priest. Yumi became an assassin. Syaoran was a knight. Reu and Reku were too, their levels were lower though. Sakura was still a merchant and was at the lowest level in the group. She died too much… (Remember they are in an RPG) Linda was a hunter. She said she didn't want to be a dancer, but she might change her mind. Linda and Syaoran were tied in first place of the strongest one in their party.
Syaoran gets to ride a Peco Peco (a bird. Its big and I don't think it can fly and it can't attack). Linda has a falcon. Her falcon's is named Cleo. Cleo helps Linda attack.
The next day at town monsters barged in. Many of the other people died over and over because this is where they save.
"AHHHHHH" Sakura screamed
She died
"AHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed… again
She died… again
"AHHHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed…. again
She died…. again
"AHHHHHHHHHHH" Sakura screamed…… again
She died…… again
The monsters stop attacking,
The people stop running and attacking,
The groups both looked at her and sweatdropped.
Monster inched away from her and resumed attacking. Same goes with the other people.
One by one the stupid retarded monsters died and the one remaindering took some people and left running.
The people included Syaoran in a cage, Linda in a different cage, Lira, Tomoyo, Reku, Reu, Yumi, some guy they don't know and some girl they don't know. Sakura wasn't captured and was their only hope!
"This is going to be a long night" Linda said
"Why do I have to be in a cage and they get to be outside?" Syaoran complained
"How should I know? I'm in a cage too. They are in chains" Linda said tiredly
"When are we going to be saved?" The girl (that they don't know) named Candy said
"How should I know? When Cherry (Sakura) saves us I guess" Linda said
"And if we restart the game we are going to end up here again" Lira stated "They saved the game for us"
"Damn it" The boy (that they don't know) whose name is Bear said
"I guess we stay here forever then" Yumi said
"Why? Isn't Cherry going to save us?" Candy asked
"Fat chance! She can't even fight about two Green Poring without dieing!" Syaoran said
"Don't be mean Wolf!" Eriol said
"Who asked you HROCR?" Lira said
"Don't call me that!" Eriol said
"HROCR?" Candy asked
"Can't tell you what it means. Sorry!" Reku said
"Naw. I don't care what it means, just that is a weird thing to call her" Candy said
"Uhh... Candy?" Linda began
"Yeah?" Candy asked
"I'M A GUY! MALE! I'M NOT A FRICKING GIRL! OMG!" Eriol screamed
"Oh… Hey Fox Fire?" Candy asked
"Yeah?" Linda said
"Why does he look like a she?" Candy asked
"OMFG I'm A GUY" Eriol screamed
And that went on and on all night….
---With Sakura aka: Cherry---
In a dark corner surrounded by about fifty or sixty Green Poring Sakura accidentally saved her game.
"HOEEEEE!!!!" Sakura screamed as she died over and over….
Sakura tried whacking her way through. It didn't work.
She died
She tried kicking
She died
She tried playing dead
It didn't work because only novices can play dead so she died
She tried moving through them
She died and she kept on dieing
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Kitty: Yay no more Beedrill!
Reku: Yeah yay! Let's have a mini movie!
Kitty: Sure!
-Start mini movie-
You can see Sakura trapped in a pile of Green Poring.
"Poor, poor Sakura… Mauhahahahahah! I love being evil! Naw! Should I save her?" Kitty asked
Sakura: What do you think?!?! AHHHHHHHHH!
She died
Sakura: HELP ME!
She died
Everyone else was watching her
She died
"Hey Reku pass the popcorn" Linda said
"Sure" Reku said
She died
"Nice movie" Syaoran complemented
"Hey who do you think she is screaming at? Tomoyo asked
"Who knows" Lira said
She died
Sakura: TOMOYO HELP!!!
"Did someone call me?" Tomoyo asked
"Nope" Eriol said
She died
-End mini movie-