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Chapter 2

"Good grief Kurama, what happened to your hair?!" asked Keiko, stifling another fit of laughter. Kurama glared at her.

"Kuwabara came into my home and did this to me! He knocked me out after I got out of the shower and mutilated my hair!" he accused.

"I did not!" Kuwabara protested. "I haven't been here all week!"

"Then how do you explain it?" Kurama demanded. Kuwabara shrugged.

"Now Kurama, I'm sure it was a simple mistake." said Keiko soothingly. Hiei tapped her on the shoulder.

"Then how do you explain this?" he asked, handing her a post it. She took it, and gave it to Kuwabara. He read in silence.

The note said-

Dear Kurama,

I saw your hair and thought it needed a trim, so I gave you a new hair do.

Love Kuwabara.

"But I didn't write this!" he shouted. It couldn't have been him. The note was written in red crayon and had a goofy drawing of Kuwabara at the bottom.

"You call this a trim?!" yelled Kurama, pointing to his very bright colored hair.

You see-

"You gave me a flipping mohawk!" he screamed.

"And neon green at that." Hiei added, receiving a glare from Kurama. (A/N: Thanks Ice Kit!)

"Not. Helping." Kurama growled at him through gritted teeth. Hiei gave him a funny looking smile. (A/N: Wow...)

"Yeah...so if Kuwabara didn't do it, who did?" asked Yusuke.

"How should I know, detective?!" screeched Kurama, his eye twitching.

"I'm going home." interrupted Kuwabara. He walked out the door. Kurama sighed, putting his floppy hat back on. Keiko and Yusuke thought this would be a good time to go, which they did. Only Hiei was left standing there.

"Well?" Kurama prompted. Hiei looked up at the fox, snorted, and hopped out the window.

-later that night-

"Time to study." said Kuwabara, humming to himself. He pulled out a thick book and began flipping through the pages. The phone rang. He sighed, and picked up the phone. "Hello?" It was Yukina.

"Kazuma," she said. "Something horrible has happened to Hiei. He's running around in a circle screaming his head off."

"Don't worry, baby, that's his version of normal." he said, delighted Yukina had called, even though it was about Hiei.

"If you say so, Kazuma." she said. There was a shuffling noise over the phone, and then a loud crash. There was a click, and the phone was suddenly taken from Yukina.

"KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Hiei, fuming.

A/N: What will happen to Hiei? What could have possibly happened to make him run around in circles screaming his head off? Once again, I'm out of ideas, so tell me what you think should happen! Will Kuwabaka strike again?

-sabrina

A/N: You guys sure do know how to make me update faster! I would have updated earlier, but I had other stuff to do. So the faster I know what should happen to Hiei, the faster I update!