Lol, the whole "right behind you thing" was a joke from Stephen Lynch's
song "If I Were Gay." I felt I had to add it in. I suggest downloading
that song or watching him on Comedy Central 'cuz you'll almost piss your
pants like me. I'm going to eventually write a chapter based on Dashboard
Confessional's awesome song "Hands Down" which is incredible. It's so
sweet! I wove it just like how everyone woves melly welly.
Here we are dear old friend.
You and I: drunk again. The laughs have been had And the tears have been shed. Maybe the whisky's gone to my head?
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart. And if I were gay You'd be my work of art And if I were gay We would swim in romance But I'm not gay So get your hand out of my pants.
Its not that I don't care I do I just don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you, If you know what I mean
If I were gay, I'd give you my soul And if I were gay, I'd give you my whole.being If I were gay we would tare down the walls But I'm not gay So would you stop cupping my.hand.
We've never hugged We've never kissed I've never been intiment With your fist You have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop your drawers.
"If I Were Gay" Stephen Lynch ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Oh no, not you again
"L-lily?" Asked James wearily.
"James, what are you doing here?" Replied Lily sounding almost fearful.
"I, er, just thought that." Lily laughed.
"Where are your glasses?" Suddenly Sirius appeared in the doorway with a pair of glasses in his hands.
"James! You're so forgetful, here's your glasses. Who's you're new fr- -Lily?"
"Sirius? What are you guys doing here." Asked Lily happily. James grabbed his glasses from his friend and put them on. Lily looked exactly the same as she had the last time he saw her. She was still the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
"James was trying to- - " Began Sirius just as James put a hand over his mouth.
"I was, er, just trying to meet our new neighbor." Said James hopping she had forgotten how to tell if he was lying or not. Lily cocked an eyebrow at them. Nope, she still remembered.
"Suure. So you guys live here?" Asked Lily in an almost annoyed tone. Sirius walked into her flat and put an arm around her.
"Yes Lily, and you will love it having me and Prongs over for dinner, breakfast, lunch."
"Er, no. I don't think so."
"Come on Lily," started James, "you know you love us." Lily looked James in the eye and laughed,
"Yeah, okay." For a moment, James hoped she was going to say "You're right James, I do love you. Let's get back together and we can go back to your place and make love" and everything would go back to normal. But instead, she laughed. "So where are you training in the Ministry?"
"Auror department." Said James and Sirius together. Lily shook her head and walked into her living room. James joined Sirius and entered the flat.
"You've got to be kidding me." The two men looked at each other and then at Lily. "Jesus, the one time I think I've finally gotten away from you two gits, you're with me all this way in London and have to wok in the same office as me."
"Wait, you want to be an Auror too?" Asked James slightly surprised. Lily nodded. The whole time they were fating she never once discussed what she was doing after Hogwarts.
"Yeah, I want to do my part."
"Being an Auror is dangerous Lilikins. Are you sure you want to do it? I've always seen you more as a Healer. If you're an Auror you might break a nail." States Sirius as he took a seat on Lily's couch. James looked at Sirius and then at Lily. If there was one thing he knew about Lily is that she did not take well to insults.
"You know what? You're right Sirius." Said Lily calmly. James snickered. He knew she had something up her sleeve.
"Of course I am." Said Sirius briskly. Lily sat down next to Sirius.
"I mean, really Sirius. I'm just a weak little woman who needs a big strong man like you to take care of me." Said seductively Lily caressing Sirius's arm with her index finger. Sirius turned to Lily and grinned. He looked back at James.
"Hey Prongs, I think I figured out why Lily dumped you." Lily giggled and moved her head up to his ear.
"Excuse me for a moment. I'll be right back." She whispered as she went into her room for a minute. Sirius was still grinning.
"Hey, since you already went out with our new neighbor, maybe I could have a go at her." Suggested Sirius. James hand went into a fist. Even though he knew his friend was joking, it still pissed him off to think of anyone else but him with Lily. Lily came back into the living room with her wand in her hand.
"Perificus Totalus!" She shouted and put a full body bind on Sirius Black. James laughed as Lily looked at him. "I can't stand when guys act like they have to protect me just because I'm a woman."
"It's a male instinct Lily, like peeing in the snow." Lily laughed. Oh god did he love that laugh.
"Are you hungry?" She asked.
"Sure, what do you have?"
"Let me see." She walked over to the refrigerator and peered in. James walked up behind her and put his hands around her slim waist. Lily turned around to see a smiling James.
"James, you're not my boyfriend anymore." She said in a weird sort of tone. James blushed.
"Oh yeah, right. Sorry." Said James releasing her and running a nervous hand through his hair. Just then Sirius came into the kitchen.
"Ha ha, nice Lily. You think you're so smart, don't you." Mocked Sirius.
"No, I know I'm smart." Said Lily with an evil grin, a grin which James found irresistible. "So what are you guys doing tonight besides hanging out at my place?" James and Sirius looked at each other.
"I don't know. Maybe go to club or something." Suggested Sirius as he looked at James. James nodded.
"Ooh could I come with you guys?" Questioned Lily.
"Sure!" Exclaimed James a little too quickly. Sirius let out a laugh.
"What's so funny Sirius?" Questioned Lily once more.
"Well, its just one minute you're hexing me and the next you want to come hang out with us." Stated Sirius.
"I'm new here. I've never lived in London so I don't know where to go, especially in the wizarding world. Otherwise I wouldn't bother with you." Said Lily pointing a finger at Sirius. James smiled, Lily wasn't pointing any fingers at him!
"So in other words, you're using me and James as your personal maps?" Interrogated Sirius. Lily smiled.
"In a matter of speaking yes." Sirius smiled.
"Cool!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Woo-hoo! I got 3 new reviews on my last chapter, it's all good! Bombshell, you're awesome! Of course I'll be writing more!! But starting Monday it will probably be slowing down. I went to freshmen orientation last night and I can already tell I'm not gonna like high school. Lol. I'm weird like that so are my friends. I don't really know where this story is going exactly so I'll be writing it on impulse. Next chapter: Clubbing, jealousy, and the first day of Auror training!
Here we are dear old friend.
You and I: drunk again. The laughs have been had And the tears have been shed. Maybe the whisky's gone to my head?
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart. And if I were gay You'd be my work of art And if I were gay We would swim in romance But I'm not gay So get your hand out of my pants.
Its not that I don't care I do I just don't see myself in you Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you, If you know what I mean
If I were gay, I'd give you my soul And if I were gay, I'd give you my whole.being If I were gay we would tare down the walls But I'm not gay So would you stop cupping my.hand.
We've never hugged We've never kissed I've never been intiment With your fist You have opened brand new doors Get over here and drop your drawers.
"If I Were Gay" Stephen Lynch ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Oh no, not you again
"L-lily?" Asked James wearily.
"James, what are you doing here?" Replied Lily sounding almost fearful.
"I, er, just thought that." Lily laughed.
"Where are your glasses?" Suddenly Sirius appeared in the doorway with a pair of glasses in his hands.
"James! You're so forgetful, here's your glasses. Who's you're new fr- -Lily?"
"Sirius? What are you guys doing here." Asked Lily happily. James grabbed his glasses from his friend and put them on. Lily looked exactly the same as she had the last time he saw her. She was still the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
"James was trying to- - " Began Sirius just as James put a hand over his mouth.
"I was, er, just trying to meet our new neighbor." Said James hopping she had forgotten how to tell if he was lying or not. Lily cocked an eyebrow at them. Nope, she still remembered.
"Suure. So you guys live here?" Asked Lily in an almost annoyed tone. Sirius walked into her flat and put an arm around her.
"Yes Lily, and you will love it having me and Prongs over for dinner, breakfast, lunch."
"Er, no. I don't think so."
"Come on Lily," started James, "you know you love us." Lily looked James in the eye and laughed,
"Yeah, okay." For a moment, James hoped she was going to say "You're right James, I do love you. Let's get back together and we can go back to your place and make love" and everything would go back to normal. But instead, she laughed. "So where are you training in the Ministry?"
"Auror department." Said James and Sirius together. Lily shook her head and walked into her living room. James joined Sirius and entered the flat.
"You've got to be kidding me." The two men looked at each other and then at Lily. "Jesus, the one time I think I've finally gotten away from you two gits, you're with me all this way in London and have to wok in the same office as me."
"Wait, you want to be an Auror too?" Asked James slightly surprised. Lily nodded. The whole time they were fating she never once discussed what she was doing after Hogwarts.
"Yeah, I want to do my part."
"Being an Auror is dangerous Lilikins. Are you sure you want to do it? I've always seen you more as a Healer. If you're an Auror you might break a nail." States Sirius as he took a seat on Lily's couch. James looked at Sirius and then at Lily. If there was one thing he knew about Lily is that she did not take well to insults.
"You know what? You're right Sirius." Said Lily calmly. James snickered. He knew she had something up her sleeve.
"Of course I am." Said Sirius briskly. Lily sat down next to Sirius.
"I mean, really Sirius. I'm just a weak little woman who needs a big strong man like you to take care of me." Said seductively Lily caressing Sirius's arm with her index finger. Sirius turned to Lily and grinned. He looked back at James.
"Hey Prongs, I think I figured out why Lily dumped you." Lily giggled and moved her head up to his ear.
"Excuse me for a moment. I'll be right back." She whispered as she went into her room for a minute. Sirius was still grinning.
"Hey, since you already went out with our new neighbor, maybe I could have a go at her." Suggested Sirius. James hand went into a fist. Even though he knew his friend was joking, it still pissed him off to think of anyone else but him with Lily. Lily came back into the living room with her wand in her hand.
"Perificus Totalus!" She shouted and put a full body bind on Sirius Black. James laughed as Lily looked at him. "I can't stand when guys act like they have to protect me just because I'm a woman."
"It's a male instinct Lily, like peeing in the snow." Lily laughed. Oh god did he love that laugh.
"Are you hungry?" She asked.
"Sure, what do you have?"
"Let me see." She walked over to the refrigerator and peered in. James walked up behind her and put his hands around her slim waist. Lily turned around to see a smiling James.
"James, you're not my boyfriend anymore." She said in a weird sort of tone. James blushed.
"Oh yeah, right. Sorry." Said James releasing her and running a nervous hand through his hair. Just then Sirius came into the kitchen.
"Ha ha, nice Lily. You think you're so smart, don't you." Mocked Sirius.
"No, I know I'm smart." Said Lily with an evil grin, a grin which James found irresistible. "So what are you guys doing tonight besides hanging out at my place?" James and Sirius looked at each other.
"I don't know. Maybe go to club or something." Suggested Sirius as he looked at James. James nodded.
"Ooh could I come with you guys?" Questioned Lily.
"Sure!" Exclaimed James a little too quickly. Sirius let out a laugh.
"What's so funny Sirius?" Questioned Lily once more.
"Well, its just one minute you're hexing me and the next you want to come hang out with us." Stated Sirius.
"I'm new here. I've never lived in London so I don't know where to go, especially in the wizarding world. Otherwise I wouldn't bother with you." Said Lily pointing a finger at Sirius. James smiled, Lily wasn't pointing any fingers at him!
"So in other words, you're using me and James as your personal maps?" Interrogated Sirius. Lily smiled.
"In a matter of speaking yes." Sirius smiled.
"Cool!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Woo-hoo! I got 3 new reviews on my last chapter, it's all good! Bombshell, you're awesome! Of course I'll be writing more!! But starting Monday it will probably be slowing down. I went to freshmen orientation last night and I can already tell I'm not gonna like high school. Lol. I'm weird like that so are my friends. I don't really know where this story is going exactly so I'll be writing it on impulse. Next chapter: Clubbing, jealousy, and the first day of Auror training!