Thanks to:
StArRy 1233 – Wow, thanks for the long review! I'm glad you liked it. I used the script style because I thought it might work better for the songs, but I might change it. It's the first time I used this style.
Furygrrl – That's the most 'yes' I ever got in a review, thanks! Thank Oceanbang for the Lance/Jean idea, it hadn't occurred to me, but I thought it'd be amusing.
Holly Potter – Not as much Rietro-ness as you might like here sis, but I'll make it up to you, promise!
Steph14Wales – I'm enjoying the random couples and they don't get much more random than this one – I'm disturbed! But you knew that!
DemonRogue13 – I bet that would be disturbing J Oh wow, I didn't know my computer could do faces like that! Watch it not come up on fanfic now and everyone thinks I'm imagining things – again…
Epona04 – Thanks! Being evil is more fun than doing good…
Question to all readers: Should I stick with the scrip style or change to "speech mark" style? Let me know!
Disclaimer: Be serious. As if I own.
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At the Institute, Jean led the Brotherhood into Professor Xavier's study, where the rest of the X-Men were waiting. Scott noticed Jean holding Lances hand and glowered. "Hey, what's going on?"
Jean smiled happily. "Lance and I are celebrating our love!"
Lance looked embarrassed. Scott looked pissed.
The Professor rose an eyebrow. "Jean, we are aware of the strange phenomenon that has overtaken the mutants of Bayville recently. But until we know what is happening, there's little we can do."
Logan scowled. "Y'mean we might start singing at any time? No way."
Meanwhile, Pietro was giving Rogue a longing glance, when he suddenly felt something possessing his vocal chords. "Oh no, not again!"
Todd gave him a confused glance. "What is it yo?"
Pietro: I said ba-
Wanda: T-T-Teacher stop that screaming
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
But I'm doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school
Wanda hexed Logan so that he couldn't get out of the chair and began doing a little bump-and-grind dance in front of him, while both the X-Men and the Brotherhood looked on in horror.
Logan tried vainly to escape. "Eeep!"
Fred looked ill. "That is SO wrong."
Todd sniffled. "I've been rejected!"
"Uh, hello?" Pietro crossed his arms and glared. "I was about to do a song!"
"And she's not his teacher anyway," added Jean.
Wanda: I think of all the education that I missed
But then my homework was never quite like this
I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Got it bad
So bad
I'm hot for teacher
Logan stared at Wanda with fear in his eyes. "Uh the thing is, uh, you're a nice kid, uh…would you let me up? Please?"
Wanda sat on his knee and put a hand up to his face. The X-Men chuckled at the look of terror the instructor gave the girl.
Wanda: I've got it bad
Got it bad
Got it bad
I'm hot for teacher
Lance frowned. "Didn't she just miss a verse out?"
"Maybe she thought it wasn't relevant." Jean grabbed her new boyfriend by the belt. "Let's go to my room for a while."
"Woo-hoo!"
Wanda: Got it bad
So bad
I'm hot for teacher
"I know what you're gonna say Charles," said Logan. "But I've never been able to resist a hot chick pinning me to the chair."
The couple began smooching, to a chorus of disgusted noises.
Pietro gagged. "That's my SISTER! That's GROSS!"
"She's like, young enough to be your Granddaughter!" added Kitty.
The Professor sighed "Erik is gonna be pissed about this…"
Song is 'Hot for Teacher' by Van Halen.