Thanks to:
Oceanbang – glad you liked the new chaps and I laughed out loud when I thought of Wanda/Logan, I just had to put it in!
DemonRogue13 – that image still makes me grin…and I owe the next 2 chapters to your ideas, so thanks for them!
Furygrrl – I could just see Magneto's face when she brings her new boyfriend home to meet the folks:D Lance/Jean is good fun; they'll pop up a few times later on!
Holly Potter – More Pietro interruptions, but don't worry! He couldn't be cut off every time – could he?
Steph14Wales – I dunno if Magneto's gonna show up, but I bet he can carry a tune!
Maiden Genisis – I've had criticism of the script form before and now I'm wondering whether or not to change it. The song gave me a great idea; I'll use it in a later chapter – thanks!
Disclaimer: I own nothing! I merely manipulate the contents to suit my own warped imaginings.
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Scott stormed out of Professor Xavier's office, unable to believe that his former girlfriend was dating the leader of the Brotherhood and their instructor was lip-locked with Magneto's daughter. He stormed into the rec room and threw himself grumpily into a chair, picking up a magazine and glaring at it, not reading the words.
Pietro and Fred wandered into the room a couple of minutes after that, feeling queasy at the thought of what their team-mates were doing with various members of the X-Men and not noticing Todd's absence at all.
Fred was upset. "I bought some tongue for a sandwich tonight – I can't face it now!"
"My sister with Wolverine?" Pietro sat down and put his face in his hands. "Magneto's gonna lose his bucket over this!"
At that point the New Recruits entered, along with Rogue, Kurt and Evan. Pietro felt worse. "Oh no, please don't let me want to sing, please…"
Ray was the first person brave enough to speak to the team leader. "You OK Scott?"
"I'm FINE."
"OK, OK."
Tabby sprawled out in a chair and began filing her nails. "Hey, you dumped her. You said she was too goody-goody for you."
"Yeah, we all heard it," agreed Amara.
Scott glared at them. "Well, she was."
"So stop with the attitude," said Roberto.
"Yeah," complained Tabitha. "We've all got problems but you don't see us sulking about them."
Bobby noticed the odd look on Scott's face. "Uh, Scott are you gonna be sick?"
Pietro felt odd himself…and the feeling was familiar. "Oh no!"
Rogue gave him a look. "What's up with you?"
Pietro: What I –
Scott leapt to his feet and grabbed a startled Tabitha by the hand.
Scott: If you're alone and you need a friend
Some one to make you forget your problems
Just come along
Baby take my hand
I'll be your lover tonight
New Recruits: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Scott: This is what I wanna do
New Recruits: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Scott: Let's have some fun
New Recruits: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Scott: One and one just me and you
New Recruits: Oh-oh, oh-oh
Scott: Boom-Boom, Boom-Boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom-Boom, Boom-Boom
I wanna do the Boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room
Amara came to her senses first. "Uh, did you just ask Tabby to sleep with you?"
"More to the point," said Jubilee. "Did we just join in with a song that cheesy?"
"You wanna do the Boom? Well then, what the hell are we waiting for?" Tabitha grabbed Scott by the hand, pulled him close to her for the kind of kiss that would have gotten them instantly arrested had they been in public, then dragged him away.
Pietro pouted. "Why the HELL so you people keep interrupting me?"
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Meanwhile, Beast and Storm were running a chemical analysis on the tap water the mutant teens had been drinking all day.
Beast shook the test tube and watched it change colour. "As I suspected. There are new versions of the toxic eliminators that we found in Power-8 present in this. We must tell the others!"
Storm folded her arms and frowned. "Why?"
"Huh?"
"I'm not as damn nice as everyone thinks I am you know. I think it's great watching the others burst into song all the time. And it's done some good so far…"
"You call Logan and Wanda kissing GOOD!?"
"We'll be fine as long as we don't drink the water. No one finds out about this until some one sings to ME!"
"Well, I could…"
"Some one who's not you."
"Oh fine then. We'll keep it quiet for a while."
Song is 'Boom-Boom-Boom-Boom' by the Vengaboys. I owe remembering this to VH1s 'Cheesiest Ever Number 1s Weekend'. I haven't changed the lyrics, but I have taken liberties with the punctuation.
AUTHOR NOTE: The next chapter contains a song with a line in that some people may find offensive. If this sounds like you, then just skip the next chapter. Don't get all upset and flame me.