Thanks to:
Oceanbang – Magneto's not gonna appreciate the drunkenness…hee hee!
Maiden Genisis – What can I say? I'm a sick person, lol. Quick update for ya!
Human Lightshow – Hope you got to see chapter 7 and enjoy this one!
Steph14Wales – Glad you liked it! And Magneto has a chapter dedicated to him! YAY!
The Son of Logan and Ororo – Thank you, I'd totally forgotten about Agatha and was stressing about the uneven boy/girl ratio – used your idea for this chapter, thanks for that too!
Furygrrl – guys you can order around are the only type worth having! Gets chased around by gang of men screaming "Sexist!" Joking boys, joking! Just wanted Fred to get some action, he never scores!
Randomnimity – Probably will add slash coz I'm running out of girls…wait n'see!
Southern Goth Gal – I'm updating fast coz I'm afraid of running out of ideas! I'm gonna put in a little more Rietro in the next chapter or two. J
Bobtheheadlesschicken – Sorry, it was too late, but Stormy's gonna get some lovin too! She has too, otherwise the secret of the spiked water will never be revealed!
Holly Potter – Thanks for returning Pietro (not in the leather pants I notice…grrr!). Pietro will be getting a song in the next chapter or two, promise! Think I held out long enough.
XME – Thanks for the compliment!
Disclaimer: How many times need I say this? I don't own the characters, the song or anything worth more than a couple of quid.
000000000000000000000000000000000
The metal orb settled on the lawn and Magneto stepped out. Pietro sighed and counted to ten. Sure enough, as he finished the count he heard his fathers voice bellowing from Xavier's study.
"Wolverine! Where the HELL have you got your hands!?"
There was a loud crash as Logan was thrown through the wall and into the rec room. The New Recruits all sniggered, except for Fred and Amara, who were otherwise occupied.
Magneto floated ominously into the room and prepared to hurl Logan into another wall. Before he could, Wanda ran through the door and hexed him, negating his powers.
"Stop Father! Logan and I are in love!"
"You're too young to date!" Magneto frowned at the Scarlet Witch and then rounded on Pietro. "And how can you let this happen!"
"Hey," said Pietro quickly. "This isn't MY fault!"
"And she threw herself at me!" insisted Logan, picking himself of the floor. "Hey, who's been in my liquor?"
"Wanda."
"Wanda!"
"Wanda. Not us!"
"Fine school you run here Charles," snorted Magneto. "Your instructor gropes my daughter and all your students are drunk!"
"We're not!" insisted Bobby.
Pietro glanced over at Rogue, who was in fighting stance in case Magneto made a move. God, she looked gorgeous when she was mad. He could feel the tune welling in his throat…
Magneto hadn't noticed his sons puppy love look at the enemy, he was too busy gawping at the sight of Blob and Amara getting rather friendlier than was necessary. "How much have you kids had to drink anyway?"
Pietro: Sitting he-
Rahne: I'm on my second drink
But I've had a few before
I'm trying hard to think
And I think that I want you on the floor
Uh-huh yeah
On the floor…
Rahne morphed into wolf form and leapt at Magneto. His powers still negated by Wanda, he toppled backwards and fell flat on his back. Rahne turned back into human guise, sitting on Magnetos chest.
Rahne: Come on and take it off
Jubilee: Take it off!
Rahne: Come on take it off baby for me
Come on and break it off
Jubilee: Break it off!
Rahne: Coz I get what I want
And I like what I see…
Rahne yanked Magneto' helmet off, revealing his terrified face. Logan glared at the display. "And ya callin ME a pervert?"
"Wanda!" yelled Magneto desperately. "Release my powers!"
"No way," said Wanda smugly. "This looks like true love to me and I'm not letting you screw it up again!"
Rahne: Need your love 1, 2, 3
Stop starin at my D cup…
Rogue snorted. "If she's a D cup, then ah'm a cheerleader."
Rahne: Don't waste time
Just give it to me
C'mon baby just feel me up
C'mon just give it up…
Rahne began wiggling her hips on Magnetos chest and unhooked his cape, throwing it across the room. Magneto couldn't get up, too frozen with panic.
"You heard the werewolf," said Pietro smugly. "Feel her up! You'll never get a chance like this again at your age!"
Rahne: Come on and take it off
Jubilee: Take it off!
Rahne: Come on take it off baby for me
Come on and break it off
Jubilee: Break it off!
Rahne: Coz I get what I want
And I like what I see…
Professor Xavier rolled into the room to see the innocent Scottish teen tearing at Magneto's clothes and Wanda using her powers to freeze his magnetism with one hand, the other groping Logan's pert buttocks. With a sigh, he headed straight for the alcohol.
Rahne: Forget the application
You're the right guy for the task…
"WHAT task?" asked Magneto, his voice little more than a squeak.
Rahne: Let me take you on vacation…
"She wants you to meet her parents," said Bobby with a snigger.
Rahne: Just do it
You don't have to ask…Rahne sat back suddenly, realising she was perched on the chest of the X-Men's archenemy. "Uh, I dinnae just do that, did I?"
"Ripped half his clothes off," sniggered Roberto. "Practically scared the pants off him!"
"Wanda. Sweetie." Magneto's voice was imploring. "Could you PLEASE let Daddy have his powers back?"
"Nope," replied Wanda defiantly. "Not until you celebrate our love! Or at least stop trying to kill my boyfriend!"
"Fine," growled Magneto. "But if Logan gets to date a teenager, then so do I!" With that, he pulled Rahne down and planted a smooch on her.
"Oh Erik," she sighed. "You're arms are so strong!"
Rogue looked disturbed and turned to Pietro. "The worst thing is that's not the most frightening sight I've seen today."
Pietro just pouted. "I STILL didn't get to do my song! I'm never gonna score."
Song is 'Take It Off' by The Donnas.