WARNING: Spoiler alert!!! I posted my poem and wanted to add this verse in light of rumors and spoilers… don't read if you like surprises(aka if you want to save yourself for september)
A/N: Just Venting about the AWFUL NEWS!!!!!!in a very juvenile way
The X Came Back: The Spoiler Edition!!!
OH Chris came back
I wish he'd DIE away
He'll ruin everything
For Luke & Lorelai today
They'll fight over HIM
How does this bode
I hope it's only
For the 7 episodes
OH Rory Came back
From Europe today
A month with Gran'
She survived the fray
Back in the Hollow
How many people know?
Do I even love him?
Back to Yale I will go!
OH Luke Come BACK
I sent Chris Away
It's you I love
Forever and a day
Luke come back
Never to Roam
In my heart
Is your home sweet home
A/N: Needless to say I'm a JJ, I abhor any forces that try to keep LL apart!!!! Especially Chris and Jason. Both are arrogant and cocky, and think the ooze charm when really it's just regular icky slim.(good job on the actors parts!!!!)
I Do not want the actors David Sutcliffe / Chris Eigeman to pass on,
I DO however wish CHISTOPHER HAYDEN and JASON STILES would be abducted by aleins, taken to the far reaches of the universe never to be heard from again! (Due to the effectstravel through time and space, With the possiblity of some alien torture for the TRIP!)!!!!
And throughout my reviews and fics jason is known as Crazy Stalker Man (when Pro-Active Man is scorned by love, he becomes CRAZY STALKER MAN, unable to take NO for an answer!)
Insert Crazy Stalker man theme song
Insert RESTRAINING ORDER and Tracking Braclet so we know where the NUT JOB is at all times!
R/R: PLEASE, I like to better myself. To quote The Princess Bride,
"...Remember this is for posterity, ... so be honest."
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