Thanks to:
Arikitten – I wasn't planning on the Evan-bashing, it just kinda happened…and it's FUN!
Southern Goth Gal – Thanks sis! Having a cool time writing it and I hope you like this chapter too!
Bobtheheadlesschicken – I struggled for a while to think of a love interest for Angel, but I just this minute thought of one! So you get your wish!
Xevo Chic – Nah, she's at least 12, ;) Evan will get some attention, but not 'til the end!
Holly Potter – I know who Evan will be kissing, but it's a secret! Rietro will be in chapter 20, can you wait that long? It's only 4 days!
Furygrrl – I'm having to really rack my brains for more pairings, but some of them have caused me to squeal (or grimace in disgust) a few times! X23 looks the type to torment the fluffy things and Pietro and Evan will be tormenting each other for while yet…
Randomnimity – Maybe I can make your month with this one! And the Evan bashing is great fun.
XME: Your net broke? God, I'd die (lol). Glad you liked! Pyro's letter was good fun to write.
Rage-girl-05 – It is a pretty gross thought! I'm supposed to be getting help for it…
The pairing and song in this chapter are courtesy of The Son of Logan and Ororo. Thank you!
Disclaimer: I do not own the character or the songs they use.
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Sam, Ray, Kurt and Bobby went back into the rec room, having given up trying to talk Jubilee out of her plan to take Caliban to the tanning salon. Kurt frowned at the hole in the ceiling. "Vot happened?"
"X23," replied Rogue. "She just left – with Pyro."
"Eeeewwww!" Sam looked ill.
"So the Professor hasn't work out what's going on then?" asked Bobby.
"He's busy," said Pietro. "Don't ask what he's doing. Please don't ask!"
"We don't know what's going on," said Storm. "Do we Beast?"
"No." Beast looked irritated. "No idea."
"Can everyone pay attention to me for am minute?" Pietro sped into the centre of the room and cleared his throat.
"Oh no, not again!" Storm glanced at the others. "Can some one stop him? I don't even know who he's trying to sing to…although it's probably me."
"Well, I wouldn't be surprised," said Ray flirtatiously.
"Just let the boy sing his song!" Rogue gave Pietro an encouraging smile. "Go on, let's hear it."
Pietro: I got my –
Ray: I feel some kinda love for you
I don't know your name…
"It's Ororo," said Sam helpfully.
Pietro scowled. "No one takes me seriously!"
Ray: This is the kind of love that takes two
I want you and I'm not ashamed…
"You should be!" yelled Evan. "That's my aunt! And she's WAY too old for you!"
Ray: Coz baby you shock me wild
With a sexual electricity extraordinaire
Come and take advantage and undress me…
"OK!" Storm looked delighted as she began stripping off Rays top.
"NO!" Bobby covered his eyes. "Not in front of us, PLEASE!"
Ray: I don't know you
I don't even care
I feel some kinda sexual courage
Tell me do you feel it too…
"Oh yes!" Storm threw Rays top into the corner of the room and began on the pants, ignoring the protests and screams from the others.
Ray: Our bodies wanna be together
Girl I wanna be with you
Electric is my body baby
I'll shock you with my lips…
"Looking forward to it," murmured Storm.
"Auntie O!" Evan was looking traumatised. It cheered Pietro up a little.
Ray: Darling don't you know
Your Technicolor climax is at my fingertips…
"EEEEWWWW!" yelled Kurt. "WAY too much information!"
Ray: Baby no no
Listen to me
Electric intercourse
Do you wanna
Electric intercourse
Electric intercourse
Don't you wanna make love
Sweet love my love…
"Yes! I do!" Storm yanked down Rays pants revealing (much to everyone's relief) his boxers. "Right here!"
"NOOOO!"
"Not here! Not here!"
"Get a room!"
Ray: Baby no no
Listen to me
Electric intercourse
Do you wanna
Electric intercourse
Electric intercourse
Don't you wanna make love
Sweet love my love…
"Ray, you've pulled!" Bobby shouted. "Can you PLEASE stop singing?"
"Um, OK." Ray kicked his jeans across the room and picked Storm up. "Let's go finish this in my room."
"Can I tell them now?" pleaded Beast.
"What? Oh yeah, the toxin's in the tap water." Storm was borne upstairs by Ray. The others could hear her giggling all the way up the stairs.
Evan sat in the middle of the room and began rocking backwards and forwards. "No. Not Auntie O. Not Auntie O and Ray Crisp!"
Pietro brightened up. "Hey, cool! Daniels is having a breakdown!"
Song is 'Electric Intercourse' by Prince. Where would this fic be without that man?