Note: A continuation, because Thig suggested it. I'm making this movie- verse, because I'm too lazy to reach a foot away, to where all my books are, in order, on my desk. =blink= That, and because it'll be somewhat more familiar to most everyone. (Except for the 'best at aiming at small rodents' part, and the forgetting of weasels. That bit's SilentTrainConductor. 'The Fortune of War'!). Yay.
Dedication: For Thig. Huzzay, you!
HMS Surprise
Crew of 1805/2000
Most Infectious Grin: Barrett Bonden
Scariest Smile: Preserved Killick
Most Prominent Wearer of Flesh-Coloured Trousers: Jack Aubrey
Best First Name: Barrett Bonden
Worst First Name: Wallace Hollom
Best At Aiming At Small Rodents With Surgical Implements: Stephen Maturin
Midshipmen Most Likely To Be Captured By Rabid Fan Girls: TIE – William Blakeney and Peter Calamy
Most Likely To Be Captured By Rabid Fan Girls, and LIKE It: Jack Aubrey
Least Buoyant: William Warley
Most Likely To Join a Boy Band: TIE – Tom Pullings and Joseph Nagle
Least Likely To Join a Boy Band: Stephen Maturin [NOTE: not necessarily because said person wouldn't WANT to be]
Most Popular In a Hot Tub: Barrett Bonden
Least Popular In a Hot Tub: THREE WAY TIE – Jack Aubrey, Awkward Davies, and James Mowett
Most Likely To Taste Like Grape: Stephen Maturin
Least Likely To Taste Like Grape: Faster Doudle
Most Usually Incorrectly Spelt Name: Jemmy Ducks
Prettiest In a Beanie: Barrett Bonden
Least Likely To Remember His Country Doesn't Have Weasels, But Tries To Cover It Up: Stephen Maturin
Most Likely To Risk His Life For Tableware: Preserved Killick
Most Likely To End Up On Broadway: James Mowett
Nicest Ponytail: TIE – Barrett Bonden and Tom Pullings
WORST Ponytail: Preserved Killick
Note: I did NOT make the 'Wallace Hollom' bit up – I went to the HMS Rose (more than once, actually) at the San Diego Harbour, and they have a copy of the letter Jack was writing to Sophie in the film. Jack mentions Hollom, and his first name REALLY IS WALLACE. =shriekdie= Well, according to the film, anyways. I'm fairly certain it isn't mentioned in the books. Also, I used all the characters' CANON names – I really hate that Peter Weir changed Mowett's first name to William. =grumblegrumble= THERE ARE ENOUGH WILLIAMS ALREADY!!!
Another Note: What's so hard about spelling 'Jemmy Ducks'? I have seen it generally mutated at least a THOUSAND TIMES. It is not 'Jemey'. It is not 'Jemy'. It most certainly is not 'Jemi'. JEMMY! ARGH! =conniption fit=
Dedication: For Thig. Huzzay, you!
HMS Surprise
Crew of 1805/2000
Most Infectious Grin: Barrett Bonden
Scariest Smile: Preserved Killick
Most Prominent Wearer of Flesh-Coloured Trousers: Jack Aubrey
Best First Name: Barrett Bonden
Worst First Name: Wallace Hollom
Best At Aiming At Small Rodents With Surgical Implements: Stephen Maturin
Midshipmen Most Likely To Be Captured By Rabid Fan Girls: TIE – William Blakeney and Peter Calamy
Most Likely To Be Captured By Rabid Fan Girls, and LIKE It: Jack Aubrey
Least Buoyant: William Warley
Most Likely To Join a Boy Band: TIE – Tom Pullings and Joseph Nagle
Least Likely To Join a Boy Band: Stephen Maturin [NOTE: not necessarily because said person wouldn't WANT to be]
Most Popular In a Hot Tub: Barrett Bonden
Least Popular In a Hot Tub: THREE WAY TIE – Jack Aubrey, Awkward Davies, and James Mowett
Most Likely To Taste Like Grape: Stephen Maturin
Least Likely To Taste Like Grape: Faster Doudle
Most Usually Incorrectly Spelt Name: Jemmy Ducks
Prettiest In a Beanie: Barrett Bonden
Least Likely To Remember His Country Doesn't Have Weasels, But Tries To Cover It Up: Stephen Maturin
Most Likely To Risk His Life For Tableware: Preserved Killick
Most Likely To End Up On Broadway: James Mowett
Nicest Ponytail: TIE – Barrett Bonden and Tom Pullings
WORST Ponytail: Preserved Killick
Note: I did NOT make the 'Wallace Hollom' bit up – I went to the HMS Rose (more than once, actually) at the San Diego Harbour, and they have a copy of the letter Jack was writing to Sophie in the film. Jack mentions Hollom, and his first name REALLY IS WALLACE. =shriekdie= Well, according to the film, anyways. I'm fairly certain it isn't mentioned in the books. Also, I used all the characters' CANON names – I really hate that Peter Weir changed Mowett's first name to William. =grumblegrumble= THERE ARE ENOUGH WILLIAMS ALREADY!!!
Another Note: What's so hard about spelling 'Jemmy Ducks'? I have seen it generally mutated at least a THOUSAND TIMES. It is not 'Jemey'. It is not 'Jemy'. It most certainly is not 'Jemi'. JEMMY! ARGH! =conniption fit=