Note: Another one, because a) you lot are apparently enjoying it, and b) I'm facing a severe writer's block issue with 'Fidelity', because all I can think of is having Charlotte attack Mrs Williams like a rabid dog. Not that that wouldn't be funny... Um... This is just sort of the funny version. Where I poke fun at everyone. From the twins's point of view. Yeah. Okay.
Dedication: For Wormtail. There. You have had two pieces dedicated to you, so stop whinging. (Just kidding, Lin. xD)
HMS Surprise
Crew of 1809
As Compiled By Charlotte and Fanny Aubrey
Most Naïve: Jack Aubrey
Best Voice: Barrett Bonden
Crummiest Voice: Stephen Maturin
Crew Nag: Preserved Killick
Most Likely To Have Turnips Pitched At Their Heads For Being An Arse: Jack Aubrey
Nicest To Have Around When You're Bored: Faster Doudle
Nicest To Have Around When You WANT to be Bored: Stephen Maturin
Most Interesting Facial Scars: Tom Pullings
Least Interesting Scars (we REALLY didn't want to see that, you know): Barrett Bonden
Most Likely to Save You If You're Hanging By Your Ankle Off the Mizzen, Even If You Were Breaking the Rules By Trying To Catch an Albatross In Your Pinafore: Barrett Bonden
Crew Obsessive Compulsive: Stephen Maturin
Weirdest Friend, But Most Poz: Jemmy Ducks
Who to Steal Beanies From, Because They Won't Get Angry At You and Chase You Around the Whole Damn Ship, Like SOME Coxswains We Know: Joseph Nagle
Happiest Face: Tom Pullings
Most Likely To Get Angry At You For Stealing the Narwhal Horn From Their Room and Using It As a Sword In A Mock Battle, Even 'Though He Basically Said It Would Be All Right With Him Before, the Lying Cheat: Stephen Maturin
Crew Klutz: Preserved Killick
SCARIEST EARS, Which Are Still Scary, Even If They Are His Symbols of Courage From Battle Whatsit: Jack Aubrey
Biggest Whoremonger: William Babbington
Most Interesting To Watch Cutting Up Dinner: Stephen Maturin
Most Likely To Plait Your Hair For You If You Ask Nicely Enough: TIE – Tom Pullings and Barrett Bonden
Most Handsome Master's Mate Ever To Set Foot On Any Ship In the Whole Wide World, and I Don't CARE If Fanny Doesn't Agree: William Reade, soon Mr Charlotte Aubrey
Most Likely To Let You Sit On One of the Carronades During Supper, Even 'Though We're Really Not Supposed To: TIE – Jemmy Ducks and Slade
Dedication: For Wormtail. There. You have had two pieces dedicated to you, so stop whinging. (Just kidding, Lin. xD)
HMS Surprise
Crew of 1809
As Compiled By Charlotte and Fanny Aubrey
Most Naïve: Jack Aubrey
Best Voice: Barrett Bonden
Crummiest Voice: Stephen Maturin
Crew Nag: Preserved Killick
Most Likely To Have Turnips Pitched At Their Heads For Being An Arse: Jack Aubrey
Nicest To Have Around When You're Bored: Faster Doudle
Nicest To Have Around When You WANT to be Bored: Stephen Maturin
Most Interesting Facial Scars: Tom Pullings
Least Interesting Scars (we REALLY didn't want to see that, you know): Barrett Bonden
Most Likely to Save You If You're Hanging By Your Ankle Off the Mizzen, Even If You Were Breaking the Rules By Trying To Catch an Albatross In Your Pinafore: Barrett Bonden
Crew Obsessive Compulsive: Stephen Maturin
Weirdest Friend, But Most Poz: Jemmy Ducks
Who to Steal Beanies From, Because They Won't Get Angry At You and Chase You Around the Whole Damn Ship, Like SOME Coxswains We Know: Joseph Nagle
Happiest Face: Tom Pullings
Most Likely To Get Angry At You For Stealing the Narwhal Horn From Their Room and Using It As a Sword In A Mock Battle, Even 'Though He Basically Said It Would Be All Right With Him Before, the Lying Cheat: Stephen Maturin
Crew Klutz: Preserved Killick
SCARIEST EARS, Which Are Still Scary, Even If They Are His Symbols of Courage From Battle Whatsit: Jack Aubrey
Biggest Whoremonger: William Babbington
Most Interesting To Watch Cutting Up Dinner: Stephen Maturin
Most Likely To Plait Your Hair For You If You Ask Nicely Enough: TIE – Tom Pullings and Barrett Bonden
Most Handsome Master's Mate Ever To Set Foot On Any Ship In the Whole Wide World, and I Don't CARE If Fanny Doesn't Agree: William Reade, soon Mr Charlotte Aubrey
Most Likely To Let You Sit On One of the Carronades During Supper, Even 'Though We're Really Not Supposed To: TIE – Jemmy Ducks and Slade