Thanks to:
The Son of Logan and Ororo – She was called Viper in the comics, but I kept Hydra for the sake of simplicity. I forget the doctor's name, but she will turn up shortly! And the Elvis song and matching couple – I like that idea a lot, I will be using it! I've never checked X23's voice actress, I did check out some but finding Blob and Pyro were the same guy and Wanda was Barbie kinda disturbed me…
XME – The more you can disturb your sisters, the more they try to avoid you…I disturb my sisters a great deal for this very reason!
PomegranateQueen – Glad you liked!
Steph14Wales – I got the reservoir idea from 'Romeo and Juliet' (the 90's film). See, I do watch chick-flicks sometimes!
Southern Goth Gal – Don't torment me with the pixie stix! They don't sell them over here and I hear they're pure sugar…sob! I love sugar!
Holly Potter – Old Buckethead will have a few choice words for both his offspring – you can put the gun down now! I'll give you what you want! But at the end of the fic (I'm so evil, ha ha).
Lildaisygirl24 – Glad you liked – and tired highs are the best! I wrote this chapter on one!
XEvo Chic – Taryn/Roberto was all I could think off, but I'm back to the bizarre and highly random pairings that I love writing so much!
AUTHOR NOTE: The song contained herein is extremely graphic and was sung by 80's hair metallers, it should not be heard by anybody. Except me. And I think that Lance would probably know all the lyrics. The point is: if you are of a sensitive nature or easily offended, then kindly do not read any further. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Happy now?
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The Beast rolled his eyes as Pietro and Rogue struggled out of the reservoir and onto dry land, trying to ignore the sight of Roberto and Taryn groping. He produced a small vial from about his person (better not to wonder from where) and examined it, waiting for some one to ask what it was. When no one did, he was quite upset.
"Would you all please pay attention?"
Gabrielle glanced at the vial. "What's that?"
At last! Beast grinned at her. "Because we have no antidote to the chemical that makes mutants sing, I've brought industrial dye to pour into the water. All we have to do is let everyone know not to drink the green water!"
"Because so many people would," muttered Gabrielle.
Beast poured the contents of the container into the reservoir. "There! The mutants of Bayville are saved!"
"YAY!" everyone yelled.
"And the effects should wear off in a few days!"
"A few days!" Evan began shaking. "But everything'll be back to normal then?"
"Well, I doubt it'll affect the new relationships, they'll just be less musical…oh Evan, don't cry!"
Amanda tugged on Beasts arm. "Where's Kurt?"
"Um…the thing is…"
"He's at the mansion shagging Dorian's mother," said Tabby bluntly.
"WHAT! Not my dear sweet fuzzy boyfriend, seduced by that evil harpy!?"
"He actually seduced her," said Tabby, delighting in being the bearer of bad news.
"But…but…" Amanda covered her face. "But where will I find another blue furry boyfriend?"
"She just had to say it," groaned Scott as Evan began gibbering yet again.
Beast: I got pictures of naked ladies
Lying on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a swelling inside my head
I'm making artificial lovers for free…
"WAY too much information!" yelled Rogue in horror.
Jean appeared from behind the bush. "Talk about killing the mood. That's sick!"
Beast: I start to howl I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I fuck like a beast…
"You do?" Amanda looked thoughtful as she contemplated her revenge.
Beast: I come around round I come feel your love
Tie you down down I come steal your love
I come around round I come feel your love
Tie you down down I come steal your love…
Amanda stroked the Beasts arm suggestively. "So you like that kinda thing too huh?"
"Please no," whimpered Evan. "Not more bondage!"
Beast: I'm on the prowl and I watch you closely
I lie waiting for you
I'm the wolf with the sheepskin clothing
I lick my chops and you're tasting good…
"Well, I do wash regularly," said Amanda.
Lance appeared beside Jean, rearranging his clothes and giving Amanda a bemused look. "That is the stupidest thing I ever heard her say."
Beast: I'll do whatever I want to ya
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya
I fuck like a beast…
"I love it when a man gets all dominant!" Amanda moved even closer to Beast, who wrapped a furry arm around her waist.
Beast: I come around round I come feel your love
Tie you down down I come steal your love
I come around round I come feel your love
Tie you down down I come steal your love
Come ride savage seduction
Ride ride ride…
"Mr McCoy!" Amanda threw her arms around his neck. "Take me now! Here!"
"No!"
"Not here!"
"Not in front of us!"
Beast threw Amanda over his shoulder in a fireman's carry, leapt up into a handy tree and swung off into the distance.
A dripping wet Pietro watched the pair depart with some confusion. "Well that was surreal."
There was silence for a moment, then Jean spoke. "Uh, he didn't have the car keys did he?"
Evan dropped to his knees in the mud. "NOOOOO!"
Song is 'Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)' by WASP.