Once again, I don't own Harry Potter, any of the characters, Hogwarts...just this little skit...please R/R...
Lily looked down at the note her owl had brought her.
"This is the place alright, number twelve Grimmauld Place."
She looked at the door, sighed, and then walked up to it. Her eyes scanned the area around the door, there wasn't a doorbell. There was, however, a doorknocker which looked quite like the Slytherin serpent. She reached up timidly and proceeded to knocking on the door. The door slowly swung open.
"What do you want, girl?"
"Excuse me, but are you Mrs. Black?"
"Why yes, I am."
"Is....Sirius home?"
"Yes, are you a friend of his? From school, I mean?"
"Uh, well, yes...."
Sirius' mum walked to the base of the stairs and shouted up.
"Sirius Black! Get up you lazy bum! There's a girl from Hogwarts here to see you."
There was a loud thump as though her yelling had caused Sirius or someone else to fall out of bed. Moments later, Sirius' voice came down the stairs.
"Who is it, mum?"
Mrs. Black turned back to Lily.
"What did you say your name was?"
"Lily, ma'am, Lily Evans."
Mrs. Black's eyes narrowed now as she looked Lily over very carefully. She was wearing a jersey from a local football team and a pair of jeans.
"Sirius Black, get down here right now!"
Footsteps slowly trudged down the stairs. Sirius turned the corner into the room where Lily stood.
"Oh, hullo Lily, is James here yet?"
Sirius' mum turned on him suddenly.
"How dare you, Sirius Black, how dare you invite common mudblood filth and blood traitors into this house! What kind of example are you trying to set for poor Regulus?"
Sirius turned to Lily, who looked quite shocked.
"Just tune it out, I've been doin' it for years."
Mrs. Black's eyes flared red for a moment.
"Out! Get out of here! You are never welcome back here, Sirius; I no longer number you as one of my children. Get out!"
Sirius smiled.
"I've been waiting to get out of here for years."
Sirius walked out the door with a huge grin on his face and saw James standing there.
"Hullo, Sirius, what was all the yelling for?"
"Yelling? Oh, yeah, Lily met my mum. So Lily, what did you think of the most old and noble house of Black?"
"You mean the most old and stuffy house of pureblood fanatics?"
"My thoughts exactly..."