Chapter 8

Disclaimer: I don't own shit so don't say I own Naruto… . just kidding.

A.N Okay so…. Last time Itachi tired to rape Naruto and somebody comes and saves him but who you ask…? I didn't say b/c I'll tell you later on. YAY well hmmm I kind of like Itachi and Naruto…. But that's okay . So sasuke is stuck, Sakura is hahaha in a forest a death… hehe well I lub Ranma ½ ….. Just guess what's going to happen to her…. Hehe ahahaha!

-Sasuke-

"Damn I have to get back to the other plane, I bet I know who set me up." Sasuke growled dangerously. He got back in 15 mins flat.

"S-sir?" The co-pilot quivered, seeing the bloodthirsty glare Sasuke shot him.

"Hand over the controls. I'm flying this pland and I don't give a fuck about what you want to do to me." Sasuke declared, the pilot just nodded and handed over the keys, "Good," Sasuke replied, "Who paid you to do this?" Sasuke demanded.

"Miss. Haruno." The man said, Sasuke nodded and put on a set of headphones.

"I'm off." Sasuke said to the pilot, he just nodded. He boarded the plane and took off.

"Hold on Naruto."

-Itachi and Naruto-

"Who the fuck are you?" Itachi demanded, straddling Naruto.

"You better let go of him." Neji demanded in a cold voice, "I know that you aren't Sasuke."

"So?" Itachi said calmly, smirking.

"Well I know Naruto and I want you off him now." Neji said again.

"So you want to fuck him?" Itachi sneered.

"No, I'm doing Sasuke a favor and saving his lover." Neji stated the obvious.

"I don't give a fuck." Itachi said, but sounded and muffled reply when Neji punched him in the stomach, "You motherfucker!"

"Come get me." Neji smirked, liking that he was fighting, and could say that he was defending a friend. He snapped his wrists and got into a fighting stance.

"Okay you asked for it." Itachi got up and also got into stance. Neji automatically knew that this guy was strong and squinted his eyes. He drew a knife and threw it past Itachi, "Heh you missed."

"Wasn't aiming for you." Neji smirked.

"Wtf?" Itachi replied, "You're a fucking liar." Itachi said mockingly, suddenly he was knocked out.

"Nice job." Neji commented.

"Not to shabby yourself." Naruto replied, and groaned. Neji came to his side.

"Let's get you home." Neji said softly, Naruto just nodded mutely.

-Sakura-

"AH A OPENING!" Sakura ran towards the opening between the trees. "Salvation!!!!!" she cried, she suddenly fell into a pool. "Meow." She turned into a pig! A big fat pink pig at that.

"Oh no good girl fell in lake of drowned pig." the tour guide man said. "He shook his head and carried her, then suddenly she bit him and then he dropped her. "What ill luck she fall in lake of drowned monkey. She ugly now." the man said sadly, he picked her up and carried her home again.

(A.N HAHAHAHAHA she is a ugly monkey/pig hahaha I should have Ino fall into the pig pool and she would live up to her name. BWAHAHAHAHA)

-Neji and Naruto-

"Are you sure your okay?" Neji asked concerned.

"Yea sure I've had it rough." Naruto said with downcast eyes.

"Oh." Neji said, as he brought Naruto some hot chocolate.

"Thanks," Naruto said gratefully.

"Don't mention it." Neji said, with a shrug.

"How did you know?" Naruto questioned.

"I got a call from Sasuke, then I had this gut feeling. I followed my feeling and it brought me here to you." Neji said, thinking deeply.

"Oh cool it's like ESP or something like that." Naruto said smiling, Neji just cocked a brow and said nothing. After a few minutes of comfortable silence Neji got up.

"You should get some rest." Neji said quietly as he turned to leave.

"Okay, thanks again for everything." Naruto said, Neji nodded and silently closed the door. Naruto sighed, he felt so dirty, he decided to take another shower. -One more wouldn't hurt- he thought.

-Sasuke-

"Damnit it's been a long time. I have to get there in time, or who know what shit my brother is going to do." Sasuke muttered, "Inflangy? Damn them." He steered to the right and started the journey home.

-Sakura-

She was dumped into a pot with boiling water.

"AIIIIIEEEEEEEE" she yelled as her ass touched the water, "Damn you that hot." Sakura yelled.

"Sorry you need hot water no warm water." The man said again.

"Who the hell are you?" Sakura asked.

"I ask you same." The man's wife said from the doorway steaming mad, she just saw a naked girl, pretty girl, with her husband.

"It's not what you think." Sakura reasoned, the man nodded.

"Oh ho you don't know what I'm going to do to you. You say I do not think? I think what I see and I think he cheat on me." She said getting the broom ready. She started to whack Sakura on the head until Sakura took off running.

"I'll get you bastards for this." Sakura yelled back.

"Wife she fell in the lakes that is why I brought her here." The man said consolingly.

"You right? Damn that got that bitch right in the ass I bet. Good for her, I do not like her." The woman said with her nose in the air.

(GOOO YOU YOU ROCK THE WAHOOOO I LUB THE WOMAN I WOULD KICK HER ASS TOO.)

-Naruto-

He fell asleep after his 2nd shower, he was just too exhausted. Gaara crept in silently and went over to Naruto. -He looks beautiful- Gaara thought. - I will come for you later but for now you must have peace.- he reasoned, he took his turn to leave but something stopped him.

He bent down and caressed Naruto's face.

"Sleep tight love."

-Sasuke-

"Okay back home now I have to start looking for Naruto, damn." Sasuke said to himself, the past few days had him start talking to himself. He turned towards Naruto's dorm and went into the driveway.

Sasuke ran up the flight of stairs and started to pound of Neji's dorm door.

"Hey, open up it's Sasuke." Sasuke yelled, Neji opened the door and rubbed his eyes.

"Damn you it's 3:25 in the morning, normal people sleep right about now." Neji said sarcastically.

'Where is Naruto, did he come back home???" Sasuke demanded.

"He's fine, I saved him from your look-alike, he was going to rape him or something but I saved him." Neji said smugly, "Seems like somebody here needs a thank you. Ahem."

"Whatever screw you." Sasuke said teasingly, "Just kidding thanks a lot."

"No problem," Neji answered, "Your lover's got a nice ass."

"Keep you hands off. Mine!" Sasuke said snapping his mouth, "I got to go see how he is."

"Ok bye see you around." Neji said as he closed the door.

"Whatever." Sasuke said, he ran downstairs towards Naruto's dorm and opened the door.

"You?"

A.N MUHAHAHAHA it's a cliffy hehe… . your going to kill me ducks and hides in some cave in Netherlands hehe well I'll write more I promise but I like the part with Sakura and the Ranma ½ crossover hehe. Yea well I kind of bash her too much but she's still alive… damn. Haha lol anyways please review . . I have about 54 reviews so far…. That's about 7 reviews each chapter and a little less… I know I'm a loser hehe . Well tell your friends and make my story highly recommended. YAY well you don't have to all you do is review and that would be fine. I know that some people have my story on Author Alert I was wishing that some of those people that didn't review at first will review now. I know it's not a lot all you do is press the button down there and write I hate sakura and that's a review . I would really like it if you did that. . Yea will till next time.

Ciao

Saku: HOLD ON

Auth: -sigh- what?

Saku: am I a cute pig?

Auth: no you have this ridiculous tail big paws fat ass and you are pink with brown fur all over. So no your are very ugly.

Saku: GRRRRRR why you.

Auth: Save me Gaara and I'll add your fluff.

Gaar: Got that Lady. -punches the living daylights out of Sakura-

Auth: Thanks .

Gaar: No problem!

Naru: How can you sell me out like that?

Auth: easy I just did.

Naru: -cries- you so -sniff- mean I belong with Sasuke.

Sasu: That's right!

Gaar: Fuck off.

Sasu: Want some of this -opens hands-

Auth; -rubs her temple- take this outside you two. I don't want to hear it I want to go to sleep.

All: Okay yes ma'm right away. -shudders at the thought of Auth mad-

Auth: Byes and Please Review. .