Hey guys, I'm back with the new chappie!! Hope you like it! Thanx to all my reviewers!! And this is SLASH, so don't flame me if you don't like it but read it anywayz cuz you didn't have anything else to do cuz you can't say it's my fault cuz I warned ya!! Hahaha!!
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HOnEySky: Ron's really acting original?!! OMG!!Thankyousomuch!! Yup, Harry's thinking about Draco, and he'll be doing a lot more of thinking and fantasizing and dreaming!!
Guides: Draco's thoughts in 'these' Harry's thoughts in 'these'
Normal speech in "these" Annoying voices in the head in /these/ Stressed words in these
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters, cuz if I do, then I'll be happier than this... =sob= The Amazing JKR owns them... =sob=
Draco Malfoy stared at the blank wall in front of him as though it was extremely interesting to check out the whiteness.
"Mr. Malfoy!" Professor McGonagall said sharply.
"Mr. Malfoy, if you would listen please!"
"MR. MAlfOY!!" Mcgonagall shouted
"Oy!" Crabbe nudged Draco hard in the ribs, causing him to return to his original surroundings. Draco spun around to face him.
"WhAt the HELL, Crabbe!" Draco shouted, rubbing his beloved chest and pouting.
"Mr. Malfoy! You are given an hours detention. Next time try to pay more attention, and mind your language! " McGonagall butted in.
All Draco could do was mutter to himself about how unfair it was and what a sexy piece of ass Harry was.
'Seriously, that was so damn unfair!! Can't I even think about my precious Harry without getting disturbed by an old I-am-the-best-Transfiguration-teacher-in-the-whole-world-so-don't-try-to-turn-me-into-a-teacup-cuz-I-will-turn-your-balls-into-live-bats-and-make-Mr.Norris-eat-them-and-if-she-refuses-I-'ll-make-you-go-into-Dumbledore's-office-and-accept-one-of-those-awful-lemon drops-of-his looking kitty??!?!!'
He suddenly realised he was acting in a most girlish fashion. Luckily, he stopped acting so sissy-ish and started trying to turn his condom into a pink thong, before he was given five hours detention.
After lunch, Slytherin and Gryffindor sixth years had Care Of Magical Creatures. Draco didn't see Harry during lunch - which broke his heart :( - as Harry decided to skip lunch and go to the library where he might be able to clear his head up a bit. But while walking down to Hagrid's hut, Harry thought that it had not been such a good idea, as he heard his stomach growl. Anyways, he hadn't been able to clear his head up; everytime he tried harder to think of something else, the more forcefully his brain worked on creating Draco's face in front of his eyes. Stupid brain!!-Oh, and not to mention that stupid voice in his head kept coming back to torment him for something that he didn't commit. As far he was concerned, he hadn't, nor ever will shove his hand up a cow's ass, as that little fucker called a voice in the head had made up for a pathetic excuse for torturing Harry.
As Harry neared the edge of the Forbidden Forest with Ron and Hermione, he caught sight of Draco walking along with his cronies. Crabbe and Goyle seemed to be talking about something highly exciting, due to the fact that they kept waving their huge arms around in frantic hand gestures. Draco didn't even notice, let alone duck (get it? DUCK!! HAHAHAHA!! Er... yeah ok whatever.... sorry?) when Goyle's arm came out of nowhere and hit him across the stomach while doing one of those stupid hand gesture thingies. Of course you know why Draco didn't see it coming, and if you don't, that's cuz he was daydreaming. And you obviously know about who, and if you don't, then I'll tell you but you must give me lots and lots of bright candy wrappers for some reason, and don't ask why I need them!! =hides a diagram of Draco dressed up in candy wrappers behind her back= =waits, but gets nothing= .....ok, so maybe you guys already know about whom, but I'll just say it for the sake of saying it: Draco was daydreaming about Harry!! Obviously thinking of some way to get Harry alone and feed him mash potatoes!! Okay okay, I've stopped being stupid and interrupting the story...
Harry smiled to himself as several Gryffindors laughed when Draco went down on his knees, clutching his all-too-treasured stomach, and spilling out curses on Goyle.
"FUCK YOU MAN!!" shouted Draco.'God, he looks so cute when he's angry!! ......Ok, now that thought was NOT supposed to pop up in my head!'
Harry looked for something else to think about, couldn't find any, so returned to staring at Draco cursing Goyle.
As they got near to where Draco was, Harry got a more closer view of him. His face had gone all bright pink, and he wore a pained expression.
'Oh man! So cute! So cute! So hot! So damn sexy! So-waaaaaaaaaaait a second!!! Where the FUCKING HELL did that come from?? Ok, so let's try to deny it by staring pointedly at several girls at once and saying I was talking about that girl.... or maybe that one... and making a complete ass out of myself now, shall we?'
/Oh look, now he's talking to himself. Let's all fall down on our knees in front of him and worship him and call him The Boy Who Lived To Talk To Himself When Things-to-do Was Becoming Scarce./
'You know, that was really nice and all, but I don't think that will be necessary. I have a huge amount of attention as it is, and I might not get the chance to enjoy more attention'
/Do you not know the meaning of 'sarcasm', oh Greatest Golden Boy of Gryffindor Who Fantasises About Shagging Draco Malfoy In Some Deserted Dark Part Of Hogwarts In The Middle of The Night?/
'I do not fantasize about anything like that!' thought Harry as he sucked Draco's cock in his mind.
=The fucker called the annoying voice in the head rolled it's eyes= /They grow up so fast that the next thing you know, they've stuck their wands up Dumbledore's ass/ =sigh=
"I did NOT stick my wand up Dumbledore's ass!!!"
/Did I say you did? I just said 'they'. It doesn't have to mean you/
"Oh, okay."
"Um... mate? Are you-like you know....okay?" asked Ron tentatively, keeping a good distance away from Harry.
"Of course. Why do you ask?"
"Um... because you said that you didn't stick your wand up Dumbledore's ass to no one in particular?" Ron asked rather than said. He still refused to believe Harry said that.
"I did NOT say that out loud, did I??!!?!?!" Harry looked frantically from Hermione to Ron with wide eyes and his cheeks could rival Ron's hair.
"Sorry Harry, but you did." Hermione said with a motherly look. Obviously she thought Harry was going insane..... and she was right.
Harry blushed deeper and averted his eyes from his friends and stared at grass growing instead. Luckily only Ron and Hermione had heard his little outburst, or else the whole school would have something to talk about for the next century. Being The Boy Who Lived was no easy treat.
"I think you should see Madam Pomfrey, Harry." said Ron, speaking slowly and crystal clearly as if he was speaking to someone with serious brain damage."No need Ron. I'm fine. Let's hurry, the rest of the class is already there." Harry said and continued on his way to Hagrid's hut without looking back to see if his friend's were following.
The Gryffindor Dream Team finally got to where they were trying to get to through this whole chapter, and Harry leaned on the fence with Ron and Hermione on his left. He could see Draco a little way away on his right, still muttering curses under his breath and rubbing his chest gingerly. Harry decided to try to deny some things he had been thinking in his head again, as his first attempt to fool himself failed, all because of that fucker called an annoying voice in the head, as he stared dreamily at Draco.
'Well it doesn't necessarily mean anything. I mean, even guys like to see cute guys and admire their beauty, right? I thought that Cedric was cute too. I'm sure that I'm not gay, considering the fact that I went out with Cho.'/Yeah, you went out with Cho all right, but for how long, may I ask? You didn't even like it! And now you're thinking about Draco doing 'things' to you!!/
'I wasn't thinking of Draco doing any such thing to me!!' thought Harry as he moaned inwardly with pleasure as Draco sucked his nipples lightly in his mind.
/People have gotta stop denying things that are so damn obvious, and please, do realise that your inner conscious knows what you're thinking Draco's doing to you. And since when did you start calling him Draco?/
'Whatever for the things you said first, cuz I don't remember any of them, so you could try to keep your sentences short. As for the last thing you asked, since when have you started calling him Draco?'
/Since I started invading your pea sized brain and bugging the hell out of you./
'Blah blah whatever go away'
/Fine. Have a nice day Draco-watching!/
'You can't see it, but I'm sticking my tongue out at you!'
Just then, Hagrid came out of his hut carrying the cutest little things in the world.
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A/N: I noe that was a bit short, but I'm feeling lazy and sleepy today. =YAWN= Anywayz, I'm planning on posting the next chappie in the middle of next week.Next chappie: 'Something' almost happens in COMC, and there are a little complications.
The chapter's still a bit too short for my liking, but don't worry, when I'm proof reading, I tend to add a lot of interactions between Harry and his little voice in the head. I think I should give it a name....how about Jake? I love guys' names starting with 'J' for some reason unknown to me and the rest of mankind. Anywayz, I noe that I add a LOT of thinking thingies between Harry and Jake, and if you don't like it or something, please do tell me, and I'll try to limit it. :)
Anywayz, please review, and constructive criticism is always welcome.
So until next time, friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel, goodnight everyone-errrrrrr.............sorry =nervous laugh=
CYA til next chappie!!
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