A/N: Hiya guys!!! Sorry this chappie took so long, but I have a really good excuse!!! Ha! You can't torture me now for keeping you waiting cuz was (I quote) blocked due to the contents being inconsistent with the cultural, political, moral and religious values of the UAE.... Or sumthang like that.... Anywayz the point is that it wuz blocked and I couldn't get on the site to post, and now somehow the site has been unblocked due to some reasons unknown..... So I'm back and will keep updating regularly!! Loads of thanx to everyone who reviewed!! I luv ya guys!! U R da ones that keep me writing! Oh, and if there's any1 that likes Sev/Harry, check out 'Not Enough Black Ink' by Claggart. I love that fic!! It is absolutely amazing!! You can get the link in my profile.
Disclaimer: Do you honestly think that I'll be writing fics if I owned Harry Potter and all the other characters? They all belong to the amazing JKR!!
Just then, Hagrid came out of his hut carrying the cutest little things in the world. . He was carrying a dozen cute, floppy-eared bunnies!! They were all of different colours and were slightly bigger than the muggle ones, and were much more fluffier!! (Aww!! Ain't that cute?!)
All the girls started squealing with delight at the sight of the little creatures."Kitos! They're so beautiful, aren't they?" Hagrid cooed over the bunnies, delighted that they all seemed to like them. But of course our dear sexy Dray snorted in disbelief. Hagrid either chose to ignore Draco or didn't hear him, cuz he continued on with the cooing, which made our baby Malfoy really pouty .. "Their fur's very useful in Potion makin'. We'll be feedin' 'em and lookin' after 'em for the first couple o' weeks." explained Hagrid. "Now each o' you grab one, and feed 'em these." He handed everyone some kind of plant fibre all crushed and made into pulp. "Be careful when you're handlin' 'em; their bite's not easily cured."
All the girls rushed forward to get the cutest and pinkiest one they could find, while the boys stayed behind till the girls have finished with their invasion of Kito Land!! (er, or something like that. :P)
Hermione came back to Harry and Ron, carrying a cute pink Kito. "Why aren't you guys getting one?" she asked.
"Well Hermione, you see, we don't really wanna get run over by a flock of stampedeing, squealing, nutter girls" Ron replied.
"But all the cute ones will be taken" Hermione pressed.
"Oh we really care!" said Ron sarcastically.
Once all the girls had finally moved away, the boys came to take their share of Azeolas.
Harry and Ron came back, carrying a baby blue one, and a lilac one. They sat down and started feeding them, with Hermione in tears, because, as she said, they were not doing it properly, and were choking the little bunnies.
Draco, on the other hand, was totally at peace, as there was no one to nag him. Crabbe and Goyle were practically shoving there fists down their Kitos' throats with fibre as big as footballs. Draco was much gentler with his Kito, trying to get Harry to notice that he can give the same tender and loving stroking to Harry as well.
Five minutes into the lesson, and our Draco was trying to get our Harry's attention by shifting around to be in his view, but Harry was too busy with his Kito. He thought it was pretty cute and adorable . Draco had completely abandoned his Kito, so the little creature hopped away from him.
/So Dracy my dear, what's on your puny mind today?/
'Harry'
/Ah, I see. So, wanna plan to seduce him?/
"YESSS!!!"
/Ok, but I'm sorry to say this my dear, but you said that out loud/
And indeed, his inner voice was telling the truth once again. [The only other time being when it told him he looked absolutely smashing!! Though of course it may have been trying to be sarcastically true.....oh well.....who knows......=shrug=] All the Gryffindors and Slytherins, as well as Hagrid were looking at him increduosly. But of course one piercing glare had them going back to tending their Kitos and pretending nothing has happened, and then later telling the others so that the whole school will get to know about this little episode by lunch and then they will be able to discuss it for decades to come, and five generations later will have something to talk about at Christmas....... =clears throat= So anywayz......
'Ok, so yeah, what's this plan to seduce that sexy black haired, green eyed God sitting next to a red headed weasel and a brown headed bush?'
/Ah, yes, about that. You will have to pay me 500 galleons for this/
'Um, how exactly am I supposed to do that?'
/Um....find a way.....?/
'I don't think I wanna -'
/Waltz into the Great Hall at dinner and sing Squaredance at the top of your voice, wearing a pink body suit with flowers in your hair and do a strip tease on the Gryffindor table in front of Harry. Then eat his food like a pig, say "you suck, arsehole!!", shake your arse in his face and bolt out of the Great Hall hoping that you wouldn't get expelled, and your father wouldn't find out and there would be a strong enough memory charm to wipe out all their memories of the incident/
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/O...k...a...y....... looks like he'll be stunned for a very long time/ =dissapears in a puff of pink smoke (if that is possible for inner voices...)=
And hell was it a long time!!................ Ok so maybe not exactly.... and I'm sure you'll think he's stunned cuz the plan sux (um.....is that the understatement of the decade or what?!), but YOU. ARE. WRONG!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha!! Um. Ok, so you are wrong if you think that cuz U noe wat? he wuz actually considering doing it......poor boy, got brain damage.... =fuckingheavysigh ohmyGodIthinkmyshoulderbladeswillcrackduetotheweightofthisfuckingsigh= =clears throat innocently=
Anywayz...
Draco soon realised that it was his Kito that was hopping around the place, and started chasing it. Everyone who bothered to look up from their Kito was screaming with laughter.
The Kito jumped towards Harry, and Draco, who didn't see him, tripped over Harry and landed right on top of him. (oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!) Their faces were inches apart from each other. Draco's hands were on the ground on either side of Harry's face, and Harry's hands were gripping Draco's arms tightly. Everyone was still laughing, but to Harry and Draco, the noise seemed a hundred miles away. It felt as if they were alone together, seperated from the rest of the World, so that they could do anything. It seemed as if they were in a little world of their own.
Draco lowered his face slowly onto Harry's, but the movement was barely noticeable. Only Ron saw this advancement. He got to his feet angrily and pushed Draco off Harry. Their real world returned swirling rashly on them upon this seperation.
Draco looked stunned; he had nearly kissed Harry, the boy of his dreams!! Harry looked stunned and confused, as he didn't really get what just happened or what was going to happen.
"Are you okay Harry?" Ron asked, breathing heavily, as he saw what was about to happen between Draco and Harry.
"Yeah... I'm.. Ok..." Harry replied, still perfectly confused. He got to his feet at the same time as Draco. They looked at each other and felt their cheeks go pink.
Ron turned around to face Draco. "Fuck off Malfoy!!" he fumed.
"What's wrong weasel? Did I step on your tail?" Draco was angry at Ron for pushing him off Harry
Ron whipped out his wand at the word 'weasel', and pointed it at Draco. Draco took his wand out in a split-second and aimed it at Ron.
"What are you gonna do Weasley?" Draco whispered dangerously.
"Turn you into a squirming little bitch; that's what!" Ron whispered venemously back.
"Like to see you try" Draco was still whispering dangerously. (I just LOVE it when he whispers dangerously!! Don't you?! He looks and sounds SOOOO sexy!!!!!! )
Luckily for the ants on the ground, Hagrid arrived at the scene before the two boys could trample on them and kill their dear tiny wives and husbands and children and lovers and sisters and brothers and mothers and fathers and queens and dark lords and soldiers and babies and friends and teachers and students and...err, yeah ok, I got the point, you want me to shut up. You can put those sharp objects down now......please?......
"Come now, put yer wands down!" Hagrid said with a worried look. The red-head and the blond obeyed reluctantly. Draco put his wand in his pocket, turned around, and snatched his Kito from where it was laying nearby. Startled at the sudden movement, the Kito bared its teeth and drove them into Draco's hand. The sharp teeth went deep into his right hand, causing blood to pour out, and for him to cry out.
He dropped the Kito quickly and craddled his right hand, which was dripping with blood in his left one. He then started cursing the Azeola and Hermione got really pissed at that.
"Shut up Malfoy!! Don't shout at that poor bunny! It's your own fault that you got bitten! Didn't you hear Hagrid tell us to be careful while handling them?! It's just like with Buckbeak! You just don't listen, do you?!!?" Hermione would've punched Draco to the ground and hurt all those poor ants if Ron and Harry hadn't held her back.
Draco was staring at Hermione, totally speechless. He had forgotten all about his injured hand, which was staining his robes and the green, lush grass with dark blood.
'That Mudblood sure need some anger management classes'
"C'mon Malfoy. Mus' get you to the Hospital Wing. C'mon" Hagrid said, guiding Draco towards the Castle. "And you lot keep feedin' 'em."
Harry stared at Draco's retreating back, and so did Ron. Hermione was still busy fuming, and the rest of the class had returned to their Kitos.
"You sure you're OK Harry?" Ron asked worriedly.
"Yeah, sure. I'm-I'm fine" repeated Harry though he obviously didn't look fine.
(To Be Continued)
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Hello darling kiddies!!! :) Hope you liked this chapter and thanx again for all the reviews!! I promise to update sooner next time!! I'm sorry for that little too romantically weirdo whatever piece up there, but you noe, I just felt like putting sumthing stoopit for some weird reason :)Anywayz, I noe I put a lot of ......dots....... but I can't help it!! I'm sorry, but I seem to have come up with an obsession for dots.......dots......dots.........dots.........dots............dots.........dots.........-err...sorry =nervous laugh= The song Squaredance is by Eminem aka Marshall Mathers aka Slim Shady!! Please leave a review to tell me what you think ........ please? .......................... dots ...... Oh, and I'm sorry that Harry and Jake were not talking nonsense here; Draco should have a chance to talk with his little voice too, you noe .. Anywayz, I'm naming Draco's inner voice Jeremiah. The name's given by herleythekat!! I think that's a really great name. Wat do you think of having Jake and Jeremiah plotting pranks for Draco and Harry together, huh? =giggles= That's gotta be weird!! =giggles= I'm sorry again for taking so long, and a huge THANX!! to everyone who reviewed!!...............................................
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