The Prank-a-thon

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. J.K. owns all the characters. I only own the non-existent

Plot.

A/N: This idea came to me and my friends in the wee hours of the morning. We are all delusional and have consumed a barrel of cokes and a mountain of sugar, and boxes of pizza. So please, bear with us!

One day, the Queen of England decided to pay a visit to Hogwarts to visit her old friend Dumbeldore. All the teachers told the students to behave especially well. Of course, for Fred and George this meant a Prank-a-thon!

A sign appeared in the Gryffindor common room that night reading:

Prank-a-thon, Prank-a-thon!

In honor of her royal majesty visiting Hogwarts, the Weasley twins invite you join the Prank-a-thon we are holding on September 31, 1994. Anyone interested in this event please visit the seventh year boys dorm by September 28th at the latest. The person who scares her majesty the most will receive a handsome prize. Thank-you and let us make her majesty's stay at Hog warts a very memorable one.

Sincerely,

Fred and George Weasley

The next day, the entire Gryffindor house showed up to sign up, with the exception of Percy of course. Each person was assigned a prank to pull on her Majesty. But what they didn't know was that Voldy Moldy was disguised as the Queen. So when someone came up to prank him. He would kill them. Eventually the whole school was killed except the Slytherins. They were immediately inducted to become death eaters. So that just goes to show you, Voldy Moldy has a very sick, evil, twisted mind.

The End

A/N: Okay, that was weird. Whatever. Sorry for the ending, but we had writer's block. Pretty please review. And thanks to everyone who reviewed the last chapter, as I am to lazy to actually list everyone.

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