Hey every body! So how did you like Platy being pregnant? She didn't like it but I thought it was a nice little twist so far. But who's is it, You are just going to have to read and fid out. On to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: (notice how they always come under each other) I own almost nothing. *cries*
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"What the heck! What do you mean I'm pregnant! I'm on the Pill! Besides how the heck am I going to explain this to my boy friend "Honey I love you but I'm pregnant with a fictional characters baby!" That's just honky dory!" Platy stopped yelling to get a breath. They were al staring at her. She glared at them.
"Well this is fine and all but I need be to be walking ya'll off this here plank, ya'll." Barbosa said in the Mary Sue OOC fashion. Platy glared at him.
"What are you, Clay Akin or some thing?" Platy spat at him trying to see how far she could push him, hopefully it was far enough to get her killed.
"Jessa, is your short term memory lose acting up again?" Will asked with one of the three faces of concern he possessed. He touched her shoulder.
"Don't you forking touch me, this is your fault in the first place!" She yelled in his face, pointing to her stomach. A look of disgust came over Wills face.
"Eeeeeewwwww," Will crinkled is nose, "that's really icky, Jessa, your me sister." Will said in a little boy's voice. Platy sighed. Than god it wasn't Wills, but that would mean that…. Just them two nasty looking pirates came up on deck, leading/ dragging jack up by the arms. When he saw Platy he almost screamed.
"No, No any thing but her, the woman 'ell kill me! Kill me!" He struggled to get lose from the two pirates. Platy laughed manically again.
"You're telling me, that I fucked Jack Sparrow, AND I WASN'T EVEN THERE! THAT IS EVIL!" She hollered at the top of her lungs. She calmed down, and again they were all staring at her. She crossed her arms, "Take a picture it'll last longer." Then again two pirates came in half leading half draggling a screaming Elizabeth on to the deck.
"Okay now that we're all here, let us begin with the walking of the plank." Said the evil undead pirate.
"You swore they'd go free!" Yelled Will again.
"You said that before." Chimed in Platy. Will glared at her.
"I did, but it was you who failed to specify when or where." Crackled Barbosa. Platy raised her hand.
" I have a question! Do I have to walk the plank, I mean I am pregnant?" Platy asked. Barbosa chuckled again.
"Why of course my pretty, and your little baby to!" He then broke in to a Wicked Witch of the West cackle. Platy blinked. "It would be just unethical to drain a woman with child of her blood." Barbosa explained.
"Oh but its okay to strand her on a spit of an island isn't it." Jack added in. Platy giggled, she would fallow POTC tradition. She walked up to Jack and smacked him right across the face.
"I did so not deserve that." Jack said to the one of the pirate holding him. Platy was out raged.
"What! Jack would so not say "so not"! He's saposta say "Don't think I deserved that!" It's part of his awesomeness." She said in a sort of a hiss whisper tone. Again they were all staring at her again, I swear their like puppets, they don't do any thing! She though.
"Any way… on to the Walking of the Plank!"
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"Well this is great, just wonderful. I'm stuck on a island with Elizabeth, and Jack, and the weird voices in my head…this could work." Platy said as she sat on the beach next to Elizabeth.
"Well 's no par'y 'or me either, the man 'at I love is about to be killed and we can do 's get drunk." Elizabeth said in a slurred voice as she took another swig of rum.
"Ya know, Elizabeth, for a snooty rich girl, when your drunk, you're okay." Platy said as she brought the bottle to her lips. Jack sat crying by Elizabeth.
"My shippppp!" Jack welled. Platy and Elizabeth looked over at Jack. Seeing him cry was sad.
"I'm going for a walk." Platy announced as she got up, "Elizabeth try to cheer Jack up."
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"Here I am…lying on a beach…not yet drunk… talking to my self…being a Sue…betrayed by own creation…" Platy said as she chugged down the rest of the rum. Just then there was a bunch of shinny, wiggly lights, and a figure appeared before her.
"God? Is that you?" Platy asked as she propped her self up with her elbow.
"No, Platy, its Randi." The glowy figure said.
"Ohhhhhhhh… so… how are you here any way?" Platy asked
"Your hallucinating, Platy." Randi said.
"Oh, that makes since. So why are you here any way? Are you my guardian angel?" Platy asked upended mouthed. Randi sighed.
"No I am not your guardian angel. I'm here to help you. So far you've managed to kill your self, grouse out Will, and slap Jack, your doing good so far but I figured you could use some help." The hallucination said.
"Ohhhhhhhh…Am I really pregnant?" Platy asked as she stood up.
"No, Celestina doesn't have that kind of power to make a life. Now what I am about to say is very important, you must not, ever, never, ever eat the sushi." Randi used extravagant hand gestures to get her point about the horrors of eating sushi.
"What does that have to do with getting out of here?" Platy asked with a blank expression on her face.
"Huh? Oh wrong hallucinogenic warning, just a minute, um…" Glittery Randi stared rambling off different lines that people used in hallucinations. Tell finally she remembered.
"You must find the inner pain in Celestina, then in her weak moment you must…" Just then Platy blacked out when the rum finally got to her.
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Platy woke up as the sun came up.
"Typical, right as the glittery fairy was about to tell me the meaning of life I black out, or maybe that was Cinderella...or some thing… but that happens in any thing with hallucination." Platy said as she pushed her self up.
"Jessa! Jessa! Wake up I need your help!" Platy rolled over to see Elizabeth running over to her. She was probably going to burn the rum and get off the island.
"Elizabeth, I have a question, why am I pregnant? I mean how did I meet Jack and stuff." Elizabeth stared at her " Um… my short term memory is acting up." Platy said
" Okay, see when you and will came over from England and we saved you, you couldn't get a job and you wouldn't go to collage and you wouldn't get married, so you moved to Tortuga and became a hooker, about two months ago, you meet Jack and sleep with him, you then became pregnant and came to Port Royal to live with your brother Will. Then when Will and Jack came to rescue me you said if you didn't get to go you would kill your self and your unborn baby." Elizabeth finished with a gasp from talking to fast. Platy considered the explanation Elizabeth had given her, it was what you expect a Mary Sue to have goon through. She stood up.
"Come one, lets go burn some rum." She said. Elizabeth tiled her head in confusion. "That is what you wanted help with right?" Elizabeth shook her head.
"No, I wanted help to bury a body."
"WHAT!"
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Dun, dun, dun… Who is dead? Review and read the next chapter to find out.