'Ello all! Did you miss me? I know you did. Okay maybe not but I know you missed the story, at least. Okay so, so far Platy has killed her self, sang show tunes to a ship full of undead pirates, and slapped Jack. I don't know about you but I think that's pretty good so far. Lets see what we can mix up today shall we? On to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: As always I own nothing.
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Platy jumped up.
"WHAT THE FORK DID YOU DO?" Platy bellowed at Elizabeth.
"I didn't do anything, so don't even begin to accuse me of any thing." Elizabeth said exaggerating on a most of the words and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Well you had to have done something! People don't just walk up to you and say "Hey, help me bury a dead body." She yelled back. Elizabeth blinked then burst out laughing. "I don't see what's so funny here." Platy said.
"I didn't mean a dead body, silly! I was going to bury Jack in the sand and make him look like a mermaid!" Elizabeth said in a high giggly voice. Platy blinked, and then slapped the girl. Elizabeth stood there in what must have been shock of having some one slap her, and then slapped her back. Platy gauged at her, then pushed her. Elizabeth pushed back, harder then Platy expected and stumbled back a few feet. So Platy pushed Elizabeth harder, at which Elizabeth pulled on Platy's hair.
"Oh, you bich!" Platy yelled right before a full fledged cat fight brook out.
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"So what have we learned?" Jack asked with his hands on his hips as two pouting girls stood looking at their feet in the sand.
"That sushi is a BAD thing." The two girls said in unison. Jack slapped his hand to his face then let it fall. Then mumbled,
"Close enough." Then walked off. Platy and Elizabeth stared at each other for a minute then Platy got up and walked over to the palm trees.
"Como on, lets burn this place to the ground."
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"But why's the rum gone?" Jack asked for what must have been the hundredth time.
"Oh shut up Jack." Snapped Platy as she dug her toes in to the sand. Elizabeth started squealing.
"Looky! A ship!" as she danced around in the sand. Platy laid back in the sand with her hands over her face.
"God, if you are truly just, you will kill me, kill me now." She waited for a moment to find her self still alive then added
"Or later is fine to."
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*one hour later*
Elizabeth had just finished her "for a wedding gift" scene. Mean while Platy was entertaining her self by swing around on the ropes of the ship singing.
"Aaaaa sunat suan a squashed banana, a wing a ding a ding, aaaaa sunat suan a squashed banana, a wing a ding a dong!" She let go of one rope grabbed the one a few feet away and spun around it. Then Norrington came over, looked at her like she was crazy, (and at this point she probably was.) and asked
"What does that mean any way?" Platy stopped swing around the rope, then loped her leg around it and bent over backwards.
"It means you are a baboon, and I am not." She said then went back to swing around the rope.
"Aaaa sunat suan a squashed banana, a wing a ding a dong!" She finished extra loud, a let go of the rope for the next, missed and fell in the water.
"Man over board!" Some one yelled form the ship. This is good I can drown! WooHoo! She breathed in the water, and waited for the stinging sensation of drowning or some thing but she didn't even fell anything. She breathed out, then in, then out, then in. Oh goody I can breathe under water. That's just peachy. She thought sarcastically to her self. She looked down in the water and saw a shark swimming around the ship. She smiled to her self. She swam down lower to the shark and it swam away a little. "If you want it to bite you, Platy, you need to be bleeding." Said a voice in her head. "Bite your cheek or something!" Platy had learned that when the voices talk to you, you should listen to them. So she bit down on the inside of her cheek and the taste of her own blood felled her mouth. She shark locked on to her sent and, guide by luck, God, or the power of fanfic, bite off Platy's head. For the 5 to 7 seconds that a head lives longer the body went like this.
"So this is what it's like in a shark, it's very inters"…
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You just had to get killed didn't you!" Celestina cried out as Platy sat cross legged on the floor laughing. "We'll your own idea is going to be my inspiration for this next one!" She cackled madly and with a *poof* Platy was gone.
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Platy sighed in her sleep, and then snuggled down deeper in to the blankets she was wrapped in. Here eyes popped open. This isn't right. She thought. She tossed the blankets off the bed and jumped out. She was in a room with four four-poster beds and an assortment of odd things. Platy's breath quickened again and her eyes watered. She was at Hogwarts.
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Platy had to pinch her self so she wouldn't scream. She turned to the mirror and gasped in shock. She did so not look like her normal 20 year old self. She looked like she was 14 again. She heard a slight giggle form behind her. She spun around to face Celestina.
"You bich! You sent me to the worst one yet!" Platy almost yelled at her. One the girls in the beds turned over in her bed.
"Oh, now, now, Platy my dear. It's not that bad. You get to be dear Harry Potters long lost cousin, and hook up with Oliver Wood." Celestina said in a soft voice that sounded just so coy. Platy let her words sink in for a minute and then her eyes widened. I came up with that! That bitch is using my own ideas against me! Celestina crackled then with a *poof* she vanished.
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Platy stood opened mouthed for a minute then heard a wimpier from some where.
"Oh, Platy I am so sorry… don't hold this against me…" Said the weird voice. Platy looked around the room.
"Who's there?" She asked.
"Um… you're hallucinating again…" The voice said.
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Well, I must admit I didn't think I could pull off that "some ones dead" trick but I did. It wasn't as good as I would have liked but the dropping Platy down in Harry Potter story was the pretty good. But what ever. I would like to thank those people that have taken the time to review. Thanks! You really made me feel better!