READ THE NOTE!!!!

Okay so this isn't a real chapter, sorry, I just wanted to clear some stuff up. The last two chapters sucked. It was not my best work, at lest for this fic. So I'm going to delete them and try to forget they ever existed. Lately I've been working on a story I have posted on So far that one has been going good. And so, seeing as how I have to have some form of a story with this author's note I present to you this scary piece of fiction.

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The cross over from HELL

        It was a perfectly fine day in Mirkwood as far as the Elves were concerned. The birds were chirping…

        "Chirp, chirp" The Birds

        The little furry woodland creatures were…doing what ever little furry woodland creatures do…

        "We're doing whatever we little furry woodland creatures do." The Little Furry Woodland Creatures.

        And even the giant creep spiders that live in the forest were being good for once...

        "We're being good for once." The Giant Creep Spiders That Live in the Forest.

        Until…out of no where a girl with a wooden stack showed up. Who was this girl? IT WAS BUFFY THE VAMIPER SLAYER!!!!

        The girl ran through the woods killing every thing in site with the wooden stack. She killed the birds and the little furry woodland creatures and the giant creep spiders that live in the forest. Soon all the animals were dead and the streams that ran through the forest ran red with blood.

        Soon the streams of blood reached the Elves. Well seeing that the streams were red with blood, they sent out their most bravest and deadly elf warriors. The elf warriors searched the entire forest looking for what ever had killed the birds and the little furry woodland creatures and the giant creepy spiders that live in the forest. Soon they found the girl who had killed every thing laying on the ground sleeping. As the came closer they noticed that she was foaming at the mouth. One gently taped her with his foot to wake her. At once the girl jumped up and growled at them and ran off. And that was the last any one ever saw of BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER! It is assumed that she died of rabies.

The end!

Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy the Vampire Slayer or LOTR.

No birds or little furry woodland creatures were hurt in the making of this fic…we can't say the same for the giant creepy spiders that live in the forest.

See told you it was scary.