"Actually," Harry said, "Elves can be slain. But don't listen to that
damn line from the movie, they don't die of broken hearts."
"Movie?" Ginny asked in an annoyed tone, still pissed from Legolas' strange attack.
"It's a Muggle thing. But how are we going to get rid of this body?" Harry wondered aloud, and turned to look at the body. But it wasn't there!
"Where did it go?" He screamed, bewildered. Ginny looked.
"Holy crap, he's gone!"
"Who's gone?" a deep voice said from behind them. Ginny looked over Harry's shoulder, only to have her eyes bug out like a pig on crack. Harry, bewildered, turned around to see what was freaking the crap out of Ginny.
In the midst of all of the very real, 3D Gryffindor common room stood an animation. He was tall, with dark hair and bright eyes, which now looked confused and scared.
"Bloody hell! You've got to be kidding me! Eric?" Harry yelled. The animated man straightened up and eyed Harry.
"That's Prince Eric to you, boy. How do you know my name? This doesn't look like my kingdom. Where's Ariel?"
"You've got to be joking," Harry muttered, collapsing onto a conveniently placed red sofa. "How did The Little Mermaid come to life?"
"The little what?" Ginny asked, not taking her oversized eyes off of the image in front of her.
"It's a Muggle mov- story about a mermaid who falls in love with a human prince and eventually turns into a human girl to marry him. It's completely inaccurate." Eric leaped over to Harry and tried to seize his collar. Harry briefly thought about how it was quite odd to have an animation holding your collar.
"ARE YOU SAYING MY LIFE IS INACCURATE?" Eric bellowed. "ARIEL AND I HAVE A VERY REAL LOVE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER." A few students started to drift down to the common room, and froze when they saw Eric. Harry froze as well when Eric released him and music started playing from nowhere. Eric started to dance, and to the students' horror, everyone in the room seemed to be pulled by some magical force to dance along with him. Eric began to sing.
Oh Ariel, where are you?
We were living happily ever
In our castle bright and new
It was supposed to last forever.
But somehow I have been kidnapped
By some angry and evil foe.
And now I am longing for a lapdance(A/N: Sorry, I had to add that-no rhymes)
By some hot ho.
The song ended, and the students all collapsed, save Hermione and Harry.
Harry roared in between gasps, "WHY-DID-WE START-TO DANCE. AND SING? WHERE-DID THE MUSIC- COME FROM?"
"It's all very simple, Harry. Eric is from a Disney movie, where nothing is logical or probable." The students all gasped in understanding.
"So how the bloody Hell are we supposed to get him out of here?"
"Well, I'll badger you on this later, but how did the 'last' one leave?"
"Well, he, er, died. Killed himself?" Hermione looked quite exasperated.
"Well, how about I kill this one? I need to get rid of some stress." She glared at Harry, knowing that if she ever went out with him the world would end, because that would just be nasty and incest. She reached into her bag and pulled out a large eraser. Advancing towards the animated Prince, she used a stunning spell. She then began to erase him. White was left behind, showing that he was not completely gone. Harry noted that she seemed particularly happy when she smashed around at his crotch. When the last pinky toe was erased, the white all vanished.
"Okay," Hermione said with a pant, "Two down, how many more to go?"
"Movie?" Ginny asked in an annoyed tone, still pissed from Legolas' strange attack.
"It's a Muggle thing. But how are we going to get rid of this body?" Harry wondered aloud, and turned to look at the body. But it wasn't there!
"Where did it go?" He screamed, bewildered. Ginny looked.
"Holy crap, he's gone!"
"Who's gone?" a deep voice said from behind them. Ginny looked over Harry's shoulder, only to have her eyes bug out like a pig on crack. Harry, bewildered, turned around to see what was freaking the crap out of Ginny.
In the midst of all of the very real, 3D Gryffindor common room stood an animation. He was tall, with dark hair and bright eyes, which now looked confused and scared.
"Bloody hell! You've got to be kidding me! Eric?" Harry yelled. The animated man straightened up and eyed Harry.
"That's Prince Eric to you, boy. How do you know my name? This doesn't look like my kingdom. Where's Ariel?"
"You've got to be joking," Harry muttered, collapsing onto a conveniently placed red sofa. "How did The Little Mermaid come to life?"
"The little what?" Ginny asked, not taking her oversized eyes off of the image in front of her.
"It's a Muggle mov- story about a mermaid who falls in love with a human prince and eventually turns into a human girl to marry him. It's completely inaccurate." Eric leaped over to Harry and tried to seize his collar. Harry briefly thought about how it was quite odd to have an animation holding your collar.
"ARE YOU SAYING MY LIFE IS INACCURATE?" Eric bellowed. "ARIEL AND I HAVE A VERY REAL LOVE. WE ARE SUPPOSED TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER." A few students started to drift down to the common room, and froze when they saw Eric. Harry froze as well when Eric released him and music started playing from nowhere. Eric started to dance, and to the students' horror, everyone in the room seemed to be pulled by some magical force to dance along with him. Eric began to sing.
Oh Ariel, where are you?
We were living happily ever
In our castle bright and new
It was supposed to last forever.
But somehow I have been kidnapped
By some angry and evil foe.
And now I am longing for a lapdance(A/N: Sorry, I had to add that-no rhymes)
By some hot ho.
The song ended, and the students all collapsed, save Hermione and Harry.
Harry roared in between gasps, "WHY-DID-WE START-TO DANCE. AND SING? WHERE-DID THE MUSIC- COME FROM?"
"It's all very simple, Harry. Eric is from a Disney movie, where nothing is logical or probable." The students all gasped in understanding.
"So how the bloody Hell are we supposed to get him out of here?"
"Well, I'll badger you on this later, but how did the 'last' one leave?"
"Well, he, er, died. Killed himself?" Hermione looked quite exasperated.
"Well, how about I kill this one? I need to get rid of some stress." She glared at Harry, knowing that if she ever went out with him the world would end, because that would just be nasty and incest. She reached into her bag and pulled out a large eraser. Advancing towards the animated Prince, she used a stunning spell. She then began to erase him. White was left behind, showing that he was not completely gone. Harry noted that she seemed particularly happy when she smashed around at his crotch. When the last pinky toe was erased, the white all vanished.
"Okay," Hermione said with a pant, "Two down, how many more to go?"