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"It was Ella from Ella Enchanted; it's a Muggle novel I read. Quite good, actually." Hermione said matter-of-factly. "But that still doesn't solve our problem. How do we get rid of this spell? Is there a counter-spell, Harry?"
"I er, don't know, actually. Since the author made me find the spell on the first page of the first book I looked in, I didn't see anything else."
"Well, what book was it?" Lavender cried.
"I don't quite remember. That author, in order to make the story more interesting, made me forget what book, what it looked like, and where I found it, etc." Harry mumbled.
"Damn right!" I yelled.
"So how are we supposed to get rid of these?" Colin whimpered, wondering when Dennis would get back from one of his late-night visits to the lake.
"I don't recognize this spell," Hermione sighed, "I guess we'll have to start poring over the books in the Library, though I doubt the author will let us find it. Maybe we'll just have to keep killing the people who pop up until the spell runs its course. But of course, new books are being written all the time, it might never end. Like how the population of China would never be able to walk past you in a single file line because of the high rate of birth."
"Zat must be because of ze high rate of sluttiness." A light voice with a French accent said from. The students were surprised to see Fleur Delacour in their midst!
"Vy am I here? Vere am I?" she demanded.
"Author, could you get rid of that damn accent?" Ginny asked.
"Damn right I will!" I yelled.
"Ginny, don't curse." Hermione said. "Ronnie, you're putting a bad influence on your sister. Ron? RON!" But all the boys were staring at the girl now, entranced. Ginny looked at her brother.
"Ron! You don't like Fleur! You're SUPPOSED to be falling for Hermione! And Harry, you're supposed to like me, you prat.
"Yeah!" Lavender added, "Seamus, we've been dating for two years! Her face is NOT that low! Fleur, how can you put up with these boys being so rude to you?" But Fleur was to busy getting a tan from light she was basking in from all of the guys' attention. coughcoughRelient K referencecoughcough
"FLEUR! STOP WITH THE VEELA HOTNESS!" Hermione yelled, angry at Fleur for taking away her Ronniekins. In her anger, she slipped her shoe off and threw it at Fleur, but hit Colin instead.
"Hey!" he whined, "You could have hit her Highness!"
"That was the point, you git." Inny retorted, taking her own shoe off and taking careful aim at Fleur's head. Unfortunately, Harry saw her arm go back to throw, and leaped in front of the shoe to protect Fleur. The shoe hit him square between the eyes, and he collapsed.
"Oh no! Harry, what have I done?" she cried, dropping at his feet.
"Oy Billiekins, where are you?" Fleur sang, trying to find her latest male friend. This young man with the red hair must be his brother.
"Little boy, could you get your older brother for me?" Fleur asked.
"If it pleases you, I could, er, 'scratch your itch' for you instead of trying to find ol' Bill." Ron smirked seductively. Instantly, her face changed, and she became angry.
"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME?" she roared, turning suddenly ugly. The spell cast over the boys broke, and they all looked startled.
"Quick, boys, we have to kill her so the spell can run its course." Parvati cried.
"Kill me?" Fleur cried incredulously.
"Well, you know Hermione, what if we just kept Fleur, then we'd have her and it'd be fine..." Ron suggested, still remembering the quite hot Fleur, though she was ugly now. Hermione sent him a look of death.
"Um, nevermind." Ron said meekly. Meanwhile, the students had all taking off their shoes and were aiming them at Fleur's head.
"Okay everyone," Ginny cried over the still unconscious Harry, "ON the count of three. One...two...three!"
Shoes flew form all directions at Fleur, who was instantly killed, because the author can't think of something better for this chapter.
"Wait a minute!" Hermione shrieked as Fleur's body disappeared.
"What?" Harry asked, awoken by a stream of ice water from Ginny's wand.
"You said you were bringing hot BOOK characters to life, right?" Harry nodded.
"Then what book is Fleur from?"
The students looked at each other nervously...were THEY even real?
"It was Ella from Ella Enchanted; it's a Muggle novel I read. Quite good, actually." Hermione said matter-of-factly. "But that still doesn't solve our problem. How do we get rid of this spell? Is there a counter-spell, Harry?"
"I er, don't know, actually. Since the author made me find the spell on the first page of the first book I looked in, I didn't see anything else."
"Well, what book was it?" Lavender cried.
"I don't quite remember. That author, in order to make the story more interesting, made me forget what book, what it looked like, and where I found it, etc." Harry mumbled.
"Damn right!" I yelled.
"So how are we supposed to get rid of these?" Colin whimpered, wondering when Dennis would get back from one of his late-night visits to the lake.
"I don't recognize this spell," Hermione sighed, "I guess we'll have to start poring over the books in the Library, though I doubt the author will let us find it. Maybe we'll just have to keep killing the people who pop up until the spell runs its course. But of course, new books are being written all the time, it might never end. Like how the population of China would never be able to walk past you in a single file line because of the high rate of birth."
"Zat must be because of ze high rate of sluttiness." A light voice with a French accent said from. The students were surprised to see Fleur Delacour in their midst!
"Vy am I here? Vere am I?" she demanded.
"Author, could you get rid of that damn accent?" Ginny asked.
"Damn right I will!" I yelled.
"Ginny, don't curse." Hermione said. "Ronnie, you're putting a bad influence on your sister. Ron? RON!" But all the boys were staring at the girl now, entranced. Ginny looked at her brother.
"Ron! You don't like Fleur! You're SUPPOSED to be falling for Hermione! And Harry, you're supposed to like me, you prat.
"Yeah!" Lavender added, "Seamus, we've been dating for two years! Her face is NOT that low! Fleur, how can you put up with these boys being so rude to you?" But Fleur was to busy getting a tan from light she was basking in from all of the guys' attention. coughcoughRelient K referencecoughcough
"FLEUR! STOP WITH THE VEELA HOTNESS!" Hermione yelled, angry at Fleur for taking away her Ronniekins. In her anger, she slipped her shoe off and threw it at Fleur, but hit Colin instead.
"Hey!" he whined, "You could have hit her Highness!"
"That was the point, you git." Inny retorted, taking her own shoe off and taking careful aim at Fleur's head. Unfortunately, Harry saw her arm go back to throw, and leaped in front of the shoe to protect Fleur. The shoe hit him square between the eyes, and he collapsed.
"Oh no! Harry, what have I done?" she cried, dropping at his feet.
"Oy Billiekins, where are you?" Fleur sang, trying to find her latest male friend. This young man with the red hair must be his brother.
"Little boy, could you get your older brother for me?" Fleur asked.
"If it pleases you, I could, er, 'scratch your itch' for you instead of trying to find ol' Bill." Ron smirked seductively. Instantly, her face changed, and she became angry.
"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME?" she roared, turning suddenly ugly. The spell cast over the boys broke, and they all looked startled.
"Quick, boys, we have to kill her so the spell can run its course." Parvati cried.
"Kill me?" Fleur cried incredulously.
"Well, you know Hermione, what if we just kept Fleur, then we'd have her and it'd be fine..." Ron suggested, still remembering the quite hot Fleur, though she was ugly now. Hermione sent him a look of death.
"Um, nevermind." Ron said meekly. Meanwhile, the students had all taking off their shoes and were aiming them at Fleur's head.
"Okay everyone," Ginny cried over the still unconscious Harry, "ON the count of three. One...two...three!"
Shoes flew form all directions at Fleur, who was instantly killed, because the author can't think of something better for this chapter.
"Wait a minute!" Hermione shrieked as Fleur's body disappeared.
"What?" Harry asked, awoken by a stream of ice water from Ginny's wand.
"You said you were bringing hot BOOK characters to life, right?" Harry nodded.
"Then what book is Fleur from?"
The students looked at each other nervously...were THEY even real?