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Pretty neat, eh? On with Chapter 9. For those of you who thought that hell waz gonna break loose, you're right! Just read n' review! Thanx!.
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Chapter 9
They heard rustling in the bushes. They held their weapons tightly in their hands even if they were wet in the hot spring. You never know what's behind those bushes. It could a demon, or worse Miroku! Who knows? Suddenly a figure appeared from the bushes. To the girls' surprise, it wasn't Miroku, but it was someone they never thought would ever enter the springs when there are girls bathing—Inuyasha! The girls stayed in the waters with their mouths gawking open. (A/N: Oh, just imagine those faces. Lolz) As Inuyasha walked out of the bushes, you won't believe what his eyes just saw. The girls, naked in the hot springs!
"Oh–my–God—
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Sheesh! These girls could sure scream. That was the loudest and most piercing screams Inuyasha has ever heard in his entire life. Three girls screaming in unison, not a good combination. Inuyasha's cute dog ears flattened against his hair to get rid of the scream. It was so loud that it echoed into the dojou—to be more accurate, into the dinning room. "Poor Inuyasha," sighed Miroku, "he is going to it."
Inutaishou sat quietly staring at Sesshoumaru, knowing that his hanyou son was going to be in big trouble for you never know what those girls are capable of when it comes to peeking at them in the springs.
Sesshoumaru just muttered, "stupid hanyou!" While Myouga just sweatdropped.
"HENTAI!! HENTAI!!" screamed the girls. They were ready to punish Inuyasha. Inuyasha got three evil looks from the girls. Inuyasha was getting a little scared. He had never been so scared in his whole entire life—to mention that he's getting scared of three young women! He took a deep breath and tried to explain as he stepped a step forward. Bad move.
"Wait a minute—
Poor Inuyasha didn't get to finish when five sharp daggers flew straight at him, two daggers pinning at his arms while another two pinned his pant legs, while you can guess where the last one landed. Ouch! Inuyasha was pinned to a nearby tree. Next, Sango swung her boomerang at Inuyasha, knocking his head so hard that he thought he was going to have a split head. Last, Rin, guess what she had? Let's just say she notched two arrows and they arrows pinned Inuyasha's hair to tree. Aw, the poor silvery hair! Inuyasha almost fainted at the treatment he was getting. When he didn't fall unconscious, the three girls pulled their sashes from their robes and swung them at the same time at Inuyasha, slapping him silly. This time, Inuyasha really got it. The worst punishment he could have ever gotten.
"That–is–what–I call–domestic violence," fainted Inuyasha, still all pinned.
"Humph! That's what he gets!" said a very angry Rin, "even if he is my Sesshou's half-brother!"
"That nerve he got!" hollered Sango.
"Man, Inuyasha is worst than I thought!" said Kagome, with her brows scrunched.
While the girls were busy talking and dressing themselves, another figure approached them. Guess who? It was a man in purple robes and a little pony-tail in the back. Miroku? You bet!
Miroku, walked out of the bushes and looked at his friend, Inuyasha. "Tsk, tsk, Inuyasha. Don't say we didn't warn you. Look what happened to you!" Miroku looked at his friend up and down and noticed the dagger near his crotch. 'Ouch!' he thought.
What Miroku didn't see were three girls standing behind him with their hands on their hips, staring at him furiously.
It didn't take Miroku long enough to feel three angry women breathing down his neck. He turned, unfortunately bad mistake. Sango wacked her boomerang so hard on Miroku that Miroku swore he saw heaven! Then another five daggers and two arrows were aimed at Miroku. Next thing you know, he is also pinned to the tree next to his lovely friend, Inuyasha. Poor men. They should have known what the consequences would be.
Inutaishou and Sesshoumaru decided to check on Inuyasha and Miroku to see how they are. Well, good thing Inutaishou and Sesshoumaru knew when to enter the hot springs. They knew when the girls are fully clothed they will enter.
Ten minutes later, the girls were fully dressed, now they were drying their hair.
"Miroku is such a HENTAI!" growled Sango. "I can't believe that it wasn't him the first."
Rin caught what Sango was saying and teased, "Oh, so you wanted it to be Miroku when Inuyasha entered?"
Kagome just laughed.
"Um, NO!" blushed Sango, "I never said anything like that!"
"Well, that's what you were hinting," said Rin, giggling behind her hand.
Before entering, Inutaishou caughed behind the bushes along with Sesshoumaru.
"Uh-hem! Are you girls finished yet?" asked Inutaishou, not walking out of the bushes.
"Yep!" replied Kagome.
"Yes!" chirped Rin.
"Yes, we're all done," answered Sango.
With permission, Inutaishou and Sesshoumaru entered. The first thing they saw was Inuyasha and Miroku, unconscious, pinned to the trees.
The two inu-youkai couldn't help but burst into laughter. That was some funny sight!
"Father," said Sesshoumaru, "think we should wake them up?"
"Yes, Sesshoumaru, we might as well," answered Inutaishou with mirth. He just can't get over the fact that his son was humiliated that bad. Man, when he wakes up, he's going to be in big trouble. Inutaishou motioned his son to wake up Inuyasha while he wakes up Miroku.
Miroku was wakened up with one slap in the face. Ouch! It was a slap from Inutaishou.
Sesshoumaru, tried everything to wake Inuyasha up from his state, from pulling his dog ears to shaking him.
'Man, he must be beat up pretty bad,' thought Sesshoumaru, who was getting annoyed when he couldn't wake his half-brother up. So he thought the next thing he could do to wake up Inuyasha. Sesshoumaru, instead whispered something into Inuyasha's dog ear. He whispered, "wake up you benighted half-breed or I'll get your mate to do the honor!"
"WHAT!?"
That did the trick. Inuyasha was wide-awake now and struggling to get his claws at Sesshoumaru when he realized that he was pinned to the tree.
"A little help here!" yelled Inuyasha, struggling to not rip his pants. Everyone was leaving while Inuyasha was struggling to get free. They thought that Inuyasha could get down on his own now that he is awake. Now everyone was gone except Kagome, who took pity on him.
Kagome sighed, and walked over to Inuyasha, releasing him of the daggers and arrows.
After Inuyasha got loose, he shook his haori loose and glared at Kagome with his golden eyes.
"Feh! Wench, outta my way!" pushed Inuyasha as he walked away from Kagome.
'Now that does it! No one dares to call me a wench and gets away with it!' thought a very shocked and angered Kagome.
Kagome with her quick agility landed in front of Inuyasha and knocked him over to the ground. She was now sitting on top of him with her hands choking Inuyasha around the neck.
"What did you say? Say it again. I dare you to say it again!" Kagome said through clenched teeth while shaking the wind out of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha was no where near close to being affected by Kagome's small hands.
"Feisty little one, aren't you?" smirked Inuyasha as he gripped his claws on Kagome's wrists.
"Huh?" blushed Kagome, feeling red when Inuyasha give her one of his gorgeous-but-sexy smirks.
Just when Kagome thought that she was alone with Inuyasha, she was wrong. Another person was also present–Sango. Sango chuckled to herself at the scene and coughed to get the other two's attention.
"Well, if you two are done," coughed Sango, "maybe we can leave?"
Kagome stared at Sango, wide-eyed, and looked down at Inuyasha, seeing their position—her sitting on top of Inuyasha with her hands on his neck while his claws are gripping her wrists. That was embarrassing! Kagome loosened her grip and got up, "ARGH!" she bellowed at Inuyasha and ran after Sango.
"Sango! It isn't what you think!" Kagome tried to explain.
"Uh-huh, whatever you say, Kagome-chan" shrugged Sango as they neared the dojou living room.
"Sango! I told you, it's not what you think. Just because you were back there, me and Inuyasha weren't—
Kagome stopped and saw all eyes were on her. "Uh, hi?" she smiled a little bit too cheery.
"So Kagome, what did you say about you and Inuyasha?" interrogated Miroku with one of his lecherous smiles.
"Nothing! Sango's jumping into details!" whined Kagome, giving Sango death glares if she dared to say anything about what happened.
"Sure, Kagome-chan. At least it wasn't me on top of Inu—
Kagome quickly slammed her hand across her friends mouth to prevent her from saying more.
"It's nothing! Right, Sango?" glared Kagome at her friend.
Sango nodded.
"What did Sango mean when she said that you were on top of Inuyasha?" asked Inutaishou, very curious.
"Uh," Kagome blushed, "it isn't like that! I assure you!"
"Are you getting close with that hanyou brother of mine," said Sesshoumaru, arching an eyebrow.
"Of course not!" defended Kagome. "I didn't do anything. I just—
Kagome stopped. She couldn't continue this any longer. It was so embarrassing. She couldn't say that she was sitting on Inuyasha to prevent him from getting away just so she could choke him. It was too ridiculous!
"Oh, never mind! We didn't do anything, that's all," answered Kagome.
Just then Inuyasha walked in. He was stretching when Miroku asked, "so Inuyasha, what is it that I hear that Kagome was sitting on you?"
"What?!" Inuyasha was blushing now that everyone at the dinner table knew of that little incident he had with Kagome.
"We had nothing of that sort! So get it through your thick skull, bouzo!"
"That's not what I heard from Sango," answered Inutaishou.
"Feh! Whatever! Just to tell you people that Kagome and I didn't do anything
indecent. It was just a little fight we had, that's all."
"What kind of a fight? Was it gentle?" grinned Miroku.
"That's it, Miroku. You are getting on my nerves!" yelled Inuyasha.
"Shut up, Miroku," replied Sango as she knocked him over with her boomerang.
"Alright now, everyone," Rin started, "let's continue dinner."
After dinner, everyone departed to their rooms. Just when Kagome was getting ready for bed, Rin stuck her head through her door.
"Hey, Kagome-chan, care to share what happened there in the springs with me?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No. It's too embarrassing and stupid."
"It's alright. I won't make fun of you."
"Oh, alright. Only because you're my friend."
Kagome began to tell Rin of what happened after everyone left. She told Rin that after she freed Inuyasha, instead of thanking her, Inuyasha pushed her aside, calling her a wench.
"That's horrible! If Sesshou ever called me a wench I would beat him up too."
"That's what happened, I only sat on Inuyasha to prevent him from getting away so that I could choke the life out of him."
Rin laughed. "I would have done the same thing if I were you. And Sango was making a big deal out of it!"
"I know. That Sango. I'll make her pay. She'll pay dearly for what she did," smiled Kagome a very evil smile.
"What are you thinking, Kagome?"
"Oh, it's nothing. Hey, I can't think of anything to get Inuyasha back. He's too egoistic. That jerk! You think you can think of anything?"
" Kagome, I'll ask Sesshou to punish Inuyasha for you. It'll be a very good punishment. Just you wait and see."
Kagome grinned, "oh thank you! Rin, you are the best! Get Inuyasha back for me. Oh, I love you so much, Rin."
"No need to thank me, Kagome-chan. That's what friends are for."
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Sango: I can't believe it!
Kagome: I know, right! How dare Inuyasha sneak in on us!
Rin: Some nerve that brother-in-law of mine got!
Inuyasha: Hey, it wasn't my fault. I forgot that you girls were still there.
Sango, Kagome, and Rin: You forgot?!
Me: sweatdrop
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A/N: Hope you guys liked this chapter. Stay tunned for the next chapter, which is about 50% finished. Review! Thanks!