Hakudoshi-chan- ...Kurama's scary? He's actually the last person I'd think of as scary, but then again, I already forget the last chapter so I mighta made him scary... Dunno... Woooo...
Bar-Ohki- Yes, true, he could have counted it, but I didn't want him to... The All-Mighty Authoress has holy powers over her own stories, you know.
C.C.C.- Wolfy! Yes, you have pinpointed my weakness. Wolves. I've had wolf calenders in my room every year for ages, except last year I think when I had a DBZ calender (Don't like DBZ anymore...) and a dog-a-day calender... I want a wolf-a-day calender. Think I could find one for 2005?
Draikitha- See, if I just sit down and write, I can get a lot done... I just never got around to it for three months during school cuz of school! And other stories..... Heh heh heh... Oops.
Wild Roses- BAAAAAAAHHHH! I updated! Don't die! That's bad! Bad, you hear!?
Silver Sniper- Short review. Maha. Sort reply: Thanks for your review.
Robin Autumn- Hai, another update only what, five days later? We're happy, are we not?
SlightlyInsane- Only slightly insane, are you? I'm totally, completely, 100% insane. Yup. I escaped from the loony bin a couple months ago. ::gets hauled off by men in white coats::
Shessha's Crazy- Well, this is the last chapter............................... Uhhhhhh... Cheese.
Abanasinia- I hath updateth.
Mari Youma- Whenever I have a project for school, I do it just like I do everything else for school: Totally zoned out, and the next day I don't remember doing it.
Rose Spirit- All my characters are OOC in my stories. ::gets dragged to court by thousands of lawyers for saying "my" characters in reference to Hiei and them all...::
kaida13- You'll see what grade he gets... And nobody sabotages it... However... Oh, just read it!
PicoPicoZufuChan- What weren't you expecting? I forget the last chapter already. Lol.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING! Now I realize what some person meant when they said I should separate the subjects more! God! When I type these things up, I skip a space between each subject to show the passage of time and stuff, well when I upload them, it takes that out! I just realized that! God! My stories are all screwed up cuz of that! Damn them! God! Freaking idiots! Stupid retarded evil QuickEdit thing!

On other topics, this chapter's even shorter than the last.

CHAPTER SEVEN
The Apocalypse is Coming!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The day Kurama feared came sooner than he wished. A lot sooner.

"Okay, class, we'll start presenting our projects today," the teacher said, gesturing to the TV in the corner. "How many of you are actually finished?"

After establishing that only eight out of twenty students were finished, the teacher called for a volunteer. Nobody stood up.

"Shuichi, how about you? Would you like to go first?"

Kurama jumped. "Well, no, not really..."

"What? Shuichi Minamino doesn't want to show us all his work? Why don't you go first, then?"

Kurama groaned, but he got up and started his recording. He paused it for a second before it'd started and turned to the class.

"Okay, just to let you know, I don't expect a good grade on this, because my friends totally bombed it. I was up until two in the morning last night censoring it... There's also some violence, religious arguments, and name calling, but I'm sure you all can stand that... With that said in warning... Well, at least you'll get some laughs out of it..."

Kurama went back to his seat and died. Well, not really, but he tried to avoid paying attention to his own video. However, that proved difficult when, after everything he'd filmed, at the end of the video, there appeared something he knew he hadn't filmed. Shadow's face appeared on the screen.

"Hello everyone! Shuichi doesn't know I'm recording this, so if there's a report of my corpse being found floating in the river, don't arrest him, cuz I deserve it. Now! On to the important stuff! My name, as you know, is Shadow Jaganshi. I live in this baby wigwam." She held up an inch-high plastic model of a wigwam (A/N: don't know what it is? Look it up!) for everybody to see.

"Izzinicuuuuute?" she said, smiling stupidly and petting the wigwam with one finger. "Ahem. Anyway, I am just here to tell you that in this world, there is no superiority and that K-- er... Shiuchi... should get a good grade on this. I put together a very short little thing, kinda like a blooper reel, showing examples of male and female superiority. You shall now view it."

Shadow had indeed put together a reel of male and female superiority. It consisted of everything from herself losing horribly at cards to Hiei being pummeled with a big foam hand until he curled up on the ground covering his head. There were clips of Kurama digging a big hole in the ground then noticing the camera and slamming the camera operator in the head with the shovel he'd been using. A short excerpt from the much-longer video of Kuwabara making out with a pillow appeared, as well as a multiple snapshots of Yusuke being slapped by Keiko. There was a clip of Kurama and Hiei being chased by a crowbar-wielding Shadow, then it switched so Shadow was the one running from Kurama and Hiei, who were both wielding spiked clubs.

Kurama, in his Civics classroom, had watched the entire thing in horror up to this point. He fell out of his chair and lay there, curled up and twitching, his ears covered and his eyes squeezed shut.

There were also clips of Shadow bludgeoning Kuwabara, Hiei ordering Shadow around, Eclipse bludgeoning Kurama, Kurama strangling both the girls, Kuwabara and Yusuke being chased by a sword-swinging lunatic Shadow, and a multitude of other things that only lasted from two to five seconds each, depending on what it showed. Overall, the entire reel lasted about two minutes.

The class loved the entire video. Though a few of them thought Kurama was a bit nuts after that, and many of them were startled that such a smart, quiet, well-behaved student such as him could hang out with such lunatics, they all liked it.

"Well..." the teacher said after it was over. "I have to say that was very interesting, Shuichi... Hardly what I'd have expected from you... It most definitely did not persuade me to believe one sex is superior to the other, but I think that was the point of yours, what it not? To prove that everyone is equal?"

Kurama twitched. "Yeah..." he said in a slightly high-pitched voice. "Yeah. That was it, all right..."

. . .

"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, YOU STUPID GIRL! MY TEACHER THINKS I'M OUT OF MY MIND! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! WASN'T IT ENOUGH I WAS UP UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING, BUT YOU HAD TO STEAL IT AND TAMPER WITH IT? GAH! I SHOULD KILL YOU!"

"What grade did you get?" Shadow asked, hardly concerned with his screaming.

"I got a B, but that's beyond the point."

"KURAMA GOT A B?" Yusuke screamed.

"IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!" Eclipse wailed, running in circles holding her head. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! CALL THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! TELL HIM IT'S HIS FAULT! ALL HIS FAULT!"

"We're in Japan, Eclipse. Were you not aware of that?" Hiei said.

"I KNOW! BUT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO WHEN PRESIDENT WHATSISFACE DROPPED BOMBS ON HITLER, THAT WAS THE START OF IT ALL!!!"

"Eclipse... Do you know anything about history?" Kurama asked.

"NO! BUT DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING CUZ ME KNOWING SOMETHING WOULD MEAN IT'S THE APOCALYPSE FOR THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM! NO, THE ENTIRE WORLD! ISN'T THAT HORRIBLE?"

"Sure... If you say so..." Kurama mumbled, completely away from his original goal of tearing out Shadow's throat for tampering with his project, staring at Eclipse like she was insane...

"Eclipse... The world is smaller than the solar system..." Hiei said.

"I KNOW! EVERYBODY IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WOULD KICK THE BUCKET! BECAUSE I KNOW SOMETHING! OH MY GOD! I JUST SAID 'I KNOW' TO SOMETHING! THAT MEANS I KNOW SOMETHING! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AHHHHHHHH!" Eclipse screamed, holding her head and pulling her hair.

"You wanna do the honors?" Hiei asked Kurama.

"Huh?"

"Never mind." Hiei clubbed Eclipse with a shoe and she fell over, curling up and twitching on the ground.

"So the dilemma comes to an end," Shadow said, narrator-style. "Kurama did not horribly fail his Civics class because of me, the class loved the video and nobody else's compared in the least because I am Queen of the Universe and I make everything better just by existing. The end."

Hiei clubbed her with a shoe too.

"You're stupid, Shadow."

Shadow pounced on him and pummeled him with the shoe.

"YOU'RE STILL NOT SUPERIOR TO ME!"

And the battle continued... FOREVER! Muwahahahahahahaha!!!

WooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!

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I feel stupid for never realizing that thingy about the spaces and whatnot before... Now I have to go back through and see what kind of damage it did to them........ I'm mad.