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A/N: "Hello peoples!! I gots reviews!!! I'm sooooooo happy I could cry! I's luvs yous guys!!! ( Anyways, here we are, all together at the finale of the Prank Wars. This chappie might be long, but I believe that it will be short. There's isn't much left to say except for a few things between Inu- Yasha and Kagome...hehehe...I hope you all enjoy the last chappie! Now on with the show!
Chapter 4: The End and NO BUTTS! (well maybe a few!)
Kagome blushed and sighed happily as she walked with Sango up the hill. Things had worked out perfectly, just as she planned them to be. She reviewed the last moments of the prank with joy.
Flashback
After Inu-Yasha and Miroku and gotten over the shock of the bright lights and all the people, they grabbed the nearest thing that would block the peering eyes, which were palm leaves. Placing them over certain spots made them look like they were fresh out of a Bible scene to Kagome, which made her laugh harder. Inu-Yasha growled and stomped over to her.
"So! I knew you were up to something, but I couldn't figure it out!" He was unaware that his rear was visible to everyone since the leaves weren't that big. Some blushing girls staring along with a couple of older women brought him back to reality. He growled fiercely at them. They rushed away giggling, while Kagome threw a towel at him. "Once I get over the shock of this, Kagome, you are so dead!" he shouted at her. He was trying to put the towel around his waist without dropping his leaf and exposing himself again to the remaining crowd. Kagome sighed, took the towel, and put it around him, ignoring his growls. "I think you had better worry about your sword before you think about punishing me," she said casually.
Inu-Yasha cursed and darted away to where Sesshomaru was standing with his sword in his hands. "Okay, the joke's over now, Sesshomaru," Inu-Yasha sneered. "You can give me my sword back now!" Sesshomaru smiled lazily at him. "And why would I do that? Your wench promised me the sword as payment for helping her, so I'll be going now, and seeing as you are currently occupied-" he looked at the towel that was barely hanging on, "you are in no position to stop me." Inu- Yasha glared at his brother. "I'll run through a crowd of people butt naked before I let you take my sword1" "But if I'm not mistaken, you already have."
Kagome chose that unfortunate moment to get into the conversation. "What's going on?" she asked curiously, and was met with a murdering glare from Inu- Yasha that made her pale. "Sesshomaru told me that you offered MY TETSUSAIGA!! as payment for helping you!!" he tried to stay calm, but the end of the sentence was a barely contained shout. Kagome shivered and laughed weakly. "I would never do such a thing! Sesshomaru's just kidding, aren't you?" She nudged him in the ribs and coughed pointedly. He pretended not to hear her, and then smiled. "Just Kidding," he said calmly, and tossed the sword to Inu-Yasha. 'Next time, though, there won't be a second chance." With that he disappeared into the forest. "There won't be a next time, ya hear?" he shouted to him and Kagome. She nodded quickly, then started giggling as his towel slipped again. He glared at her one last time and stomped away to find some real clothes.
End Flashback
Kagome blushed again as she thought about how embarrassing it must have been for Inu-Yasha and Miroku. Sango, seeing her blush, grinned wickedly. "You're probably thinking about how cute Inu-Yasha's butt was to blush like that," she said. Kagome gasped and her face turned the color of a tomato. "Sango!" she exclaimed embarrassedly. "What? It's true that it was cute. Since you're blushing even more, I guess my assumption was true!" Kagome shook her head quickly. "No, I was just thinking how embarrassing it must have been for them," she admitted. Sango nodded and laughed. "It's probably even more embarrassing that they know that we have pictures to show it!" She pulled the cameras out of her pocket. Kagome nodded, but suddenly was quiet. "Speaking of the devil, here they come now." She pointed to the advancing figures, one of which had a determined look on his face.
They stopped in front of the girls, and Miroku cleared his throat. "It has come to my knowledge that you ladies have cameras and pictures of...the previous evening. I must tell you that I can not allow those pictures to be developed so that they might be seen by others." Kagome frowned at the hidden threat. "And how are you going to stop me?" she asked defiantly. "I'll take them from you!" Inu-Yasha exclaimed and reached for the cameras. He missed, though, because Kagome whipped her hand away and shoved them into her bra. "I dare you to continue your plans and take them from me, Inu-Yasha!" She glared at him, and he jumped back. "I-I..." His voice died and he looked at the ground. Miroku saved him.
"Fine! If you refuse to give over the film, we have one other demand. Since we have been violated, exposed against our will, it is only fair that you expose yourselves similarly to make it even." Inu-Yasha grinned at this and nodded. There was no reaction from Kagome besides shock, but Sango's face became steadily darker, and her body started shaking. "You-you HENTAI! The only thing I'm gonna expose is my fist to your FACE!" Miroku was already backing away, his hand up signifying peace, but it wasn't his gestures or his frightened face that stopped the enraged girl.
"SANGO!" She froze. Kagome walked calmly to the other girl and gently took her arm. "Sango, let's have a little girls' meeting on that hill." They walked away, Kagome stopping to glare at Inu-Yasha who had started to follow them. He gulped and stayed where he was. Once they were out of hearing distance, Kagome told the older girl what they should do.
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"Let's moon them!"
....No response.
"Sango?"
"...Kagome, you have officially lost your marbles. I'll escort you to the nearest Old Peoples Home."
"I'm serious!"
"No way in HELL will I ever show my body to that pervert! That goes against all my principles!"
"You do plan on having children with him don't you?" Kagome said mischievously. Sango blushed and muttered under her breath. Kagome ignored the threats of kill her and continued. "Listen. It will be really quick. We'll say a little speech about something, moon them, and then run for safety. I conveniently placed us on this hill, so that we would have a head start." Sango glared at her friend. "So you were thinking of this as soon as they mentioned striping in front of them!"
"Well..."
Sango rolled her eyes. "I can't believe you! So how do you know they won't catch up with us?" Kagome shrugged. "They probably will catch up with us, but their shock will give us a head start. When they catch us we can always play dumb or refuse to talk about it." Sango sighed. "I can't believe that I'm agreeing to this. But you have to make up the speech." Kagome nodded. "I know just what to say. Just remember to pull your pants up right afterwards, so you don't moon the whole countryside when we start running."
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When they approached, Inu-Yasha knew that something was up. They kept glancing at each other and whispering now and then. Kagome held up her hand when he started to approach, and he scowled, but obeyed. Kagome cleared her throat. "We have talked it over between ourselves, and we have come to a decision...You guys can just kiss our ASSES!" They shouted the last part together and mooned them before disappearing over the hill. Inu-Yasha was in shock. His mind could only think of one thing: WHAT THE FUCK! WERE WE JUST MOONED?! HELL NO!!!!!! Inu-Yasha glared at Miroku, whose eyes were glazed over and was drooling. "I've just been to heaven! Thank you Lord!" he exclaimed. Inu-Yasha punched him on the shoulder. "Come on! We catch them!" Miroku snapped out of his rejoicing. "Right!" he exclaimed, with a glint in his eyes.
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Kagome finally quit worrying about their pursuers coming after them, only to be tackled to the ground and tickled to death. "How dare you moon me?!" Inu-Yahsa said as he ticked her stomach. Sango was getting a similar treatment from Miroku, and was laughing too hard to hit him for touching her. Kagome managed to gasp between laughs : "Why are you complaining? You know you liked it!" Inu-Yasha growled and just tickled her more, leaving no room for talking. He would never admit to her that he actually did like it. That was his secret to take to his grave.
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Later when they were all sitting together around the fire during dinner, Kagome and Sango stood up. "We would like to announce to you guys that, sadly, our Prank Wars are officially over. We have decided that we are through with the pranks, so everyone can rest peacefully." Inu-Yasha looked at them suspiciously at them, but judged that they were telling the truth and relaxed.
"Good!" he exclaimed. "After the prank that you pulled on us, I was thinking that I could never trust you two alone again." "I still think what you guys displayed wasn't equal to what you saw of us," Miroku said huffily. "You guys saw the whole package for Pete's sake! I think that we should at least see a little more..." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"MIROKU!!!" they all shouted, even Inu-Yasha. They all tackled him and hit him playfully. "What?!" he said innocently.
Some things would never change.
END
A/N: Well, I hope that you guys liked my story! Please review! Oh! One more thing! I'm getting ready to write a new story, but I need you guys help! I can't remember the name of the old man who made Inu-Yasha's sword! You know, the man with the funny eyes who rides on the cow? If any of you guys know his name, tell me in your review! Then I'll start the next story! All I can say is that it will be really good! Bai!