A TwoPair Of Brown Eyes

Kawaii Chibi Kitty Angel

Chapter 11:

Pink...

Bakura stalks down the hall... I snigger quietly. Bakura, you fool, you complete and utter FOOL. You may kill me for this, but it's soooooo worth it....

Moving quickly, I smack my hand against the cupboard wall purposefully.

Bakura jumps, natural tombrobber instincts coming into play, and accidentally smashes his foot down on a tube of toothpaste I 'accidentally' left there. The tube, lidless, spout pointing upwards- who knows how it ended up like that?- squirts toothpaste all up the front of his chest and pants.

"Fucking- urrrgggg.... Ryou! You are SO FUCKING DEAD!!!" HE shouts angrily, trying to scrape the toothpaste off his chest and only succeeding in smearing it down himself.

"But first.." he grumbles.

A shower. I'm sure of it. This is EXACTLY what I planned. And it's coming along, how shall we say? Purrrfectly.

For some odd reason, Bakura's a hygiene freak- I guess it must be nevr being able to bathe when he was in Egypt. Heh. His weakness, not mine.

As I thought, Bakura hobbles into the bathroom, looking down at his leg in disgust. The sound of water can be heard.

One point for bitchy weakling hikari, sucker.

Crawling out of the cupboard, I climb to my feet and dust myself off.

Just wait until you come OUT of the shower.....

Toothpaste is the least of your worries.


"RYOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!"

I snigger and try to look innocent.

And fail horribly. Unable to contain myself, I sit up on the couch and crane my neck towards the hallway- the source of his voice.

Oh my God-

10 000 000 000 000 points for bitchy weakling hikari!!!!!

His hair is pink. PINK! I can see it now, in stores only, the newest fangirl attraction toothpaste- in TOMBROBBER PINK!

I can't help it- I crack up.

"The hell's so funny, bitch?" he growls, striding over to the couch, holding his towel up in one hand.

Wait a sec-

Towel?

Oh CRAP.

All he's wearing is a towel?

Pink it's my new obsession

Pink it's not even a question,

Pink in the hair of your lover, 'cause

Pink is the love you discover

I wonder what would happen if I took it off him?

BAD RYOU! BAD!

Hikariiii...... he mind growls, I'm waiting for your answer...

Part of me is trying to be scared- the other's screaming-

PINK! OH MY GOD, IT'S PIIIIIINK!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

and being generally manic.

Pink as the bing on your cherry

Pink 'cause you are so very

Pink it's the color of passion

'Cause today it just goes with the fashion

Collapsing in a bout of laughter, I drop back flat on the couch. I close, my eyes tightly, body shaking from the wracking amusement.

Something heavy straddles my hips.

Pink it was love at first sight

Pink when I turn out the light, and

Pink gets me high as a kite

And I think everything is going to be all right

No matter what we do tonight

Oh shit- he isn't?

My eyes flash open.

Bakura's straddling me, one hand still on the towel around his waist, the other on the cushion beside my head. A small, lusty smirk curls around his pale lips.

...soft, succulent lips...

You could be my flamingo

'Coz pink is the new kinda lingo

Pink like a deco umbrella

It's kink - but you don't ever tell her

Leaning close, he runs his tongue over his lips, and places his other hand on the other side of my head. Which, incidently, was the hand that was holding the towel. Luckily for me...

...the towel slips down and hangs low on his hips, slightly open.

Pink it was love at first sight, and

Pink when I turn out the light

Pink gets me high as a kite

And I think everything is going to be all right

No matter what we do tonight

I feel my face colour.

That's WAY too much skin...

Blushing profusely, I raise my eyes to his face, which is hovering inches from mine. His eyes are half-closed, regarding me with a mischievous, subtle stare.

And I thought pink hair would deter his hotness...

Unfortunately, no.

I want to be your lover

I wanna wrap you in rubber

As pink as the sheets that we lay on

Pink it's my favourite crayon, yeah

Grinning, he slowly begins to swing his hips from side to side, rubbing them across my own suggestively. His lips grow close to mine- so close, in fact, that I can feel his hot breath on my skin.

"Ryou.." He says, flicking his tongue across the tip of my nose.

Pink it was love at first sight

Pink when I turn out the light

Pink it's like red but not quite

And I think everything is going to be all right

No matter what we do tonight

"Ryouuu..." he repeats, purring. Taking his hand from beside of my head, he reaches down to the towel wrapped around his hips.