"You stupid idiot," Raphael shouted, "now how are we gunna get back to our own time, we're stuck in the French Revolution with all these stupid frenchies and these stupid english people!" And with that he leapt on Mikey and started beating him up.
"But at least he stopped Shredhead getting the chicken." Said Ruth, Sarah was horrified that anyone would dissagree with her lovely Raphael and started fighting Ruth. Then the Scarlet Pimpernel exclaimed "Odds fish! I must separate these lovely ladies!" and jumped in.
With that a huge fight broke out with everybody shouting and screaming and throwing punches. Apart from Marguerite who had fainted at the first punch, and The Shredder who had nipped back to Technodrome for some clothes.
20 Minutes later
"Could I please have everyones attention!" Said a fully spiked and caped Shredder. Everyone stopped and looked up. "I am taking you all prisoner!". Not only was Shredder spiked and caped, he was also wearing this years fashion for world concuring villians...a HUGE laser gun, with a side order or 2 dumb hench-mutants, be-bop and rocksteady!
There was a huge sigh from everyone as they all got up with there hands in the air.
"Hench-mutants!" Ordered The Shredder, "Tie them up!"
"Duh..with what boss?" Said Be-bop stupidly,
"WITH ROPE IDIOT!" Screamed The Shredder.
"Yeah, idiot." Said Rocksteady.
"Duh, sorry boss." Be-bop said as they started tying everyone up.
"NO!" Shouted The Shredder, "Not Krang, you stupid nitwit!"
Later in the Technodrome, everyone has been put in a cage
While Shredder and Krang were gloating and celebration the capture of the good guys, the good guys were making up for fighting each other. "Im sorry Ruth," Sarah said, "I shouldn't have attacked you, you're my bestest friend, I shouldn't have let Raphael come between us, even if he is sexy."
(Michaelangelo nudged Raphael and winked at him, Raphael turned bright red.)
"And Im sorry too," Ruth replied, "I shouldn't have let the Pimpernel come between us, can we still be friends?" She asked.
"Of course," Said Sarah, and they hugged. "Now we need to escape, how are we gunna get out of this cage?"
"We need a plan." Said Leonardo.
"Well DUH!!" Exclaimed Raphael, "We kinda figured that out!"
"Not only do we need to get out of the cage," Donatello added, "We also need to get back to our own time. Now we don't have the chicken its gunna be difficult."
Everyone turned and glared at Michaelangelo. "What? I said I was hungry! And Im still hungry, that's the only bad thing about KFC, it doesn't fill you up like a pizza."
All the talk of food made Michaelangelo's tummy rumble. "Odds fish!" Exclaimed Scarlet PImpernel, "What happens if the chicken mixes in his stomach? We have no way of controlling it!"
"It could zap us to anywhere!" Leonardo said, worriedly.
"Or it could zap my stomach and not me!!!" Michaelangelo said, horrified.
"Eww, do you have to be so gross," Complained Sarah. "We have to stop his stomach rumbling." Said Donatello.
"TOO LATE!!" Said Michaelangelo, as he felt another rumble coming on. Before anyone could do anything his stomach gave a big RUMBLE and suddenly they were all sitting in a JUNGLE!
"What happened?" Shouted Shredder and Krang, who were in the middle of celebrating their victory.
"Where did the Technodrome go, Boss?" Asked Rocksteady. "I don't know you idiot!" Shouted The Shredder, "Where are we, Boss?" Asked Bebop. "I don't know you nitwit!" The Shredder shouted louder.
Everyone looked at the brainy one of the bunch. "Donnieeee, where are weeee?" Everyone asked in unison.
"Um I've got a bad feeling we went back in time again." He answered.
"How far back?" Asked Marguerite, who was feeling faint again. Before Donatello could answer there was a loud ROAR and a HUGE BIG GREEN SCALY head with rows of sharp white glistning teech poked through the trees.
"Um," Said Donatello, as Marguerite expectedly fainted again. "I think we've gone back to the dinosaurs."
Everyone screamed and ran around in a panic, the dinosaur leaped out of the bushes and swallowed Chauvelin in one gulp. "Odds fish!" Exclaimed the Scarlet Pimpernel. The dinosaur lunged for The Shredder, but he dashed out of the way and the dino only managed to grap hold of his cape, "AAHHH!!" Shouted The Shredder, and he was lifted into the air.
"Come on," Shouted Leonardo, "We've got to save him!"
"Why?" Asked Raphael, "He's the enemy."
"Yes but we're the good guys," Leonardo explained, "We have to help him even if he's a bad guy."
"Okay," Sighed Rpahael, "If we must."
The turtles went into attack mode and leapt at the dino who dropped The Shredder in suprise and ran off.
"Owie." Said The Shredder, who had landed on his bum.
"Well, thats one problem out the way," Said Donatello, "But how are we going to get home?"
"oh, that's easy," Replied The Shredder, "I have a handy portable portal in my back pocket." he reached into his pocket and pulled out a mess of tangled wires and circuit boards, "Opps, I think I sat on it."
"Well what the hell are we gunna do now?" grumbled Raphael, Sarah stroked his arm, "Aw poor baby," She said,"calm down, I'll look after you."
"Raphael looks like a deer caught in car headlights!" Mikey sniggered to Leonardo.
"We can't repair it," Said Donnie, "we've got no tools or spare bits."
"We need a plan,"said Leo, switching into leader mode, "1st I think we should all stick together, you know, safety in numbers, incase another dinosaur attacks us. What do you think of teaming up Shredder?" but Shredder and the other bad guys had snuck off, "Charming," Raphael muttered, "We save them from the T-rex and they run off without even saying thanks".
"Thats the least of our worries," Splinter said, hitting him on the leg with his walking stick, "we must find shelter, its getting dark and we need somewhere safe to sleep."
"And food!" Shouted Mikey, "Im hungry!"
"You're always hungry!" growled Raph, who was getting annoyed by Sarahs constant loving stare.
"And I'm thirsty," whined Ruth, "I need some water."
"There's a pond over there," Said Marguerite, pointing at a small pool of water a few metres away.
"Sink me!" Exclaimed Sir Percy, "The pretty young lady cannot drink from a stagnant pool."
"It looks alright to me." Said Raphael, being argumentative, "a few germs never hurt no-one."
"Yes and Raphie should know about water," agreed Sarah, "since hes a turtle."
"Well you drink it first then," Pouting that Raphael had argued with her lovable hero.
"Alright." Sarah said, making a face, the water looked green and slimy but she wanted to stick up for Raphael. She knelt on the bank, cupped her hands and scooped up some water. She slurped it up and almost threw it back up again, "mmm, refreshing." She said between gagging.
"It cant be that bad," Said Ruth, scooping some water and slurping it down. "ewww, its discusting!" she shouted, spitting out bits of slime. "Nasty!"
"We better get going," Said Leo, eager to start leading. So they started walking, looking for a safe spot. With Sarah and Ruth spitting out bits of green stuff.
A few hours of walking later
"Ooh I feel all funny," Sarah moaned, "catch me Raph, I'm going to faint." Raphael sighed and picked her up.
"Ooh Raph, you've got big strong arms!" She said, snuggling into him.
Mikey giggled again and said "all the better to hold you with my dear!" Everyone laughted at Raphael, whos face went as red as his bandana, especially when Sarah added "Pay no attention to them baby, they're just jealous."
"I suddenly dont feel well either," said Ruth, holding her head, "I feel all strange."
"Odds fish Ruth, you dont look well." Said Sir Percy, concerned, "Maybe you had better sit down."
"You're probably worn out from all the walking," said Leo, "I think we'll camp here tonight, its a good spot as any, and you might feel better after a nice sleep."
Everyone lay down on the floor and immediatly fell asleep.
In the middle of the night
Raphael slowly woke up, something was itching him, Sarah had cuddled up to him 'because she was cold', "It's just her fur." He thought to himself, then lay back down again. The next second he was wide awake, "FUR!" He looked down, Sarah had turned into a mutant tiger!! He looked over at Ruth, who had changed too, into a mutant fox!! "WAKE UP!" he shouted, everyone groggily sat up, and were soon wide awake as soon as they saw the two new mutants.
"What happened to us?!" Ruth and Sarah shouted at the same time.
"It looks like you've mutated," Said Mikey, helpfully.
"We can see that," Growled Ruth, showing her new sharp teeth.
"We want to know WHY!" added Sarah, swishing her tail angrily.
"Maybe the water!" Said Donnie, "you two were the only ones who drank any, theres no telling what was in that goop."
"So were stuck like this?" Said Ruth, looking at Sarah in shock............
To be continued!!
"But at least he stopped Shredhead getting the chicken." Said Ruth, Sarah was horrified that anyone would dissagree with her lovely Raphael and started fighting Ruth. Then the Scarlet Pimpernel exclaimed "Odds fish! I must separate these lovely ladies!" and jumped in.
With that a huge fight broke out with everybody shouting and screaming and throwing punches. Apart from Marguerite who had fainted at the first punch, and The Shredder who had nipped back to Technodrome for some clothes.
20 Minutes later
"Could I please have everyones attention!" Said a fully spiked and caped Shredder. Everyone stopped and looked up. "I am taking you all prisoner!". Not only was Shredder spiked and caped, he was also wearing this years fashion for world concuring villians...a HUGE laser gun, with a side order or 2 dumb hench-mutants, be-bop and rocksteady!
There was a huge sigh from everyone as they all got up with there hands in the air.
"Hench-mutants!" Ordered The Shredder, "Tie them up!"
"Duh..with what boss?" Said Be-bop stupidly,
"WITH ROPE IDIOT!" Screamed The Shredder.
"Yeah, idiot." Said Rocksteady.
"Duh, sorry boss." Be-bop said as they started tying everyone up.
"NO!" Shouted The Shredder, "Not Krang, you stupid nitwit!"
Later in the Technodrome, everyone has been put in a cage
While Shredder and Krang were gloating and celebration the capture of the good guys, the good guys were making up for fighting each other. "Im sorry Ruth," Sarah said, "I shouldn't have attacked you, you're my bestest friend, I shouldn't have let Raphael come between us, even if he is sexy."
(Michaelangelo nudged Raphael and winked at him, Raphael turned bright red.)
"And Im sorry too," Ruth replied, "I shouldn't have let the Pimpernel come between us, can we still be friends?" She asked.
"Of course," Said Sarah, and they hugged. "Now we need to escape, how are we gunna get out of this cage?"
"We need a plan." Said Leonardo.
"Well DUH!!" Exclaimed Raphael, "We kinda figured that out!"
"Not only do we need to get out of the cage," Donatello added, "We also need to get back to our own time. Now we don't have the chicken its gunna be difficult."
Everyone turned and glared at Michaelangelo. "What? I said I was hungry! And Im still hungry, that's the only bad thing about KFC, it doesn't fill you up like a pizza."
All the talk of food made Michaelangelo's tummy rumble. "Odds fish!" Exclaimed Scarlet PImpernel, "What happens if the chicken mixes in his stomach? We have no way of controlling it!"
"It could zap us to anywhere!" Leonardo said, worriedly.
"Or it could zap my stomach and not me!!!" Michaelangelo said, horrified.
"Eww, do you have to be so gross," Complained Sarah. "We have to stop his stomach rumbling." Said Donatello.
"TOO LATE!!" Said Michaelangelo, as he felt another rumble coming on. Before anyone could do anything his stomach gave a big RUMBLE and suddenly they were all sitting in a JUNGLE!
"What happened?" Shouted Shredder and Krang, who were in the middle of celebrating their victory.
"Where did the Technodrome go, Boss?" Asked Rocksteady. "I don't know you idiot!" Shouted The Shredder, "Where are we, Boss?" Asked Bebop. "I don't know you nitwit!" The Shredder shouted louder.
Everyone looked at the brainy one of the bunch. "Donnieeee, where are weeee?" Everyone asked in unison.
"Um I've got a bad feeling we went back in time again." He answered.
"How far back?" Asked Marguerite, who was feeling faint again. Before Donatello could answer there was a loud ROAR and a HUGE BIG GREEN SCALY head with rows of sharp white glistning teech poked through the trees.
"Um," Said Donatello, as Marguerite expectedly fainted again. "I think we've gone back to the dinosaurs."
Everyone screamed and ran around in a panic, the dinosaur leaped out of the bushes and swallowed Chauvelin in one gulp. "Odds fish!" Exclaimed the Scarlet Pimpernel. The dinosaur lunged for The Shredder, but he dashed out of the way and the dino only managed to grap hold of his cape, "AAHHH!!" Shouted The Shredder, and he was lifted into the air.
"Come on," Shouted Leonardo, "We've got to save him!"
"Why?" Asked Raphael, "He's the enemy."
"Yes but we're the good guys," Leonardo explained, "We have to help him even if he's a bad guy."
"Okay," Sighed Rpahael, "If we must."
The turtles went into attack mode and leapt at the dino who dropped The Shredder in suprise and ran off.
"Owie." Said The Shredder, who had landed on his bum.
"Well, thats one problem out the way," Said Donatello, "But how are we going to get home?"
"oh, that's easy," Replied The Shredder, "I have a handy portable portal in my back pocket." he reached into his pocket and pulled out a mess of tangled wires and circuit boards, "Opps, I think I sat on it."
"Well what the hell are we gunna do now?" grumbled Raphael, Sarah stroked his arm, "Aw poor baby," She said,"calm down, I'll look after you."
"Raphael looks like a deer caught in car headlights!" Mikey sniggered to Leonardo.
"We can't repair it," Said Donnie, "we've got no tools or spare bits."
"We need a plan,"said Leo, switching into leader mode, "1st I think we should all stick together, you know, safety in numbers, incase another dinosaur attacks us. What do you think of teaming up Shredder?" but Shredder and the other bad guys had snuck off, "Charming," Raphael muttered, "We save them from the T-rex and they run off without even saying thanks".
"Thats the least of our worries," Splinter said, hitting him on the leg with his walking stick, "we must find shelter, its getting dark and we need somewhere safe to sleep."
"And food!" Shouted Mikey, "Im hungry!"
"You're always hungry!" growled Raph, who was getting annoyed by Sarahs constant loving stare.
"And I'm thirsty," whined Ruth, "I need some water."
"There's a pond over there," Said Marguerite, pointing at a small pool of water a few metres away.
"Sink me!" Exclaimed Sir Percy, "The pretty young lady cannot drink from a stagnant pool."
"It looks alright to me." Said Raphael, being argumentative, "a few germs never hurt no-one."
"Yes and Raphie should know about water," agreed Sarah, "since hes a turtle."
"Well you drink it first then," Pouting that Raphael had argued with her lovable hero.
"Alright." Sarah said, making a face, the water looked green and slimy but she wanted to stick up for Raphael. She knelt on the bank, cupped her hands and scooped up some water. She slurped it up and almost threw it back up again, "mmm, refreshing." She said between gagging.
"It cant be that bad," Said Ruth, scooping some water and slurping it down. "ewww, its discusting!" she shouted, spitting out bits of slime. "Nasty!"
"We better get going," Said Leo, eager to start leading. So they started walking, looking for a safe spot. With Sarah and Ruth spitting out bits of green stuff.
A few hours of walking later
"Ooh I feel all funny," Sarah moaned, "catch me Raph, I'm going to faint." Raphael sighed and picked her up.
"Ooh Raph, you've got big strong arms!" She said, snuggling into him.
Mikey giggled again and said "all the better to hold you with my dear!" Everyone laughted at Raphael, whos face went as red as his bandana, especially when Sarah added "Pay no attention to them baby, they're just jealous."
"I suddenly dont feel well either," said Ruth, holding her head, "I feel all strange."
"Odds fish Ruth, you dont look well." Said Sir Percy, concerned, "Maybe you had better sit down."
"You're probably worn out from all the walking," said Leo, "I think we'll camp here tonight, its a good spot as any, and you might feel better after a nice sleep."
Everyone lay down on the floor and immediatly fell asleep.
In the middle of the night
Raphael slowly woke up, something was itching him, Sarah had cuddled up to him 'because she was cold', "It's just her fur." He thought to himself, then lay back down again. The next second he was wide awake, "FUR!" He looked down, Sarah had turned into a mutant tiger!! He looked over at Ruth, who had changed too, into a mutant fox!! "WAKE UP!" he shouted, everyone groggily sat up, and were soon wide awake as soon as they saw the two new mutants.
"What happened to us?!" Ruth and Sarah shouted at the same time.
"It looks like you've mutated," Said Mikey, helpfully.
"We can see that," Growled Ruth, showing her new sharp teeth.
"We want to know WHY!" added Sarah, swishing her tail angrily.
"Maybe the water!" Said Donnie, "you two were the only ones who drank any, theres no telling what was in that goop."
"So were stuck like this?" Said Ruth, looking at Sarah in shock............
To be continued!!