Author's note: WUAHAHA!! THX FOR DE REVIEWS!! (cough) Gomen-ne! I was quite busy with school works and stuffs (Lame Excuse)
Disclaimer: I don't own Saiyuki or Harry Potter. I write for fun (sob), please don't sue me. But, the unfamiliar stuffs belongs to me.
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It was six in the morning, Harry Potter, aka The-Boy-Who-Lived, woke up from his dreamless sleep. He reached out for his glasses, did a little stretching-up. After that he dressed-up in his uniform, and went down for breakfast.
Hermione Granger, the genius of Harry's year, and of course one of his best friend, was drinking coffee, while sticking her head in her new Defence Against The Dark Arts book. Harry sat beside her, grabbed some sausages and ate them while staring at his new teachers.
Hakkai was in his constant cheery smile and eating quietly. Goku was busy stuffing his face with food, (The students are quite terrified of his appetite) Gojyo buried his face in his hands while shouting "The shame! The shame!" And the pissed off Sanzo, tried to get drunk drinking coffee.
After Breakfast, the 6th year (Harry's batch) Gryffindor and Ravenclaw went up for the first lesson, Defense Against The Dark Arts.
Defense Against The Dark Arts Lesson,
They went up to the usual classroom, sat on their usual seats, and waited patiently and nervously for the new teacher.
BANG!
The students were startled by the loud noise. The door flew open and the new DADA teacher went in. He was wearing a black robe, black pants, and a long-sleeved shirt inside. His black boots were shining weakly and unknown to the student, under his coat was a silver gun.
"Good morning class," Sanzo mumbled to the students.
"Good morning Proffesor," chanted the students in unison.
Sanzo made his way to the chair, sat down and put his legs on the table.
"I'm Genjo Sanzo, your new Defense Against The Darks Arts teacher. You can call me Sanzo, not Professor Genjo or craps like that." He said in a bored voice.
He put his right hand under his coat, grabbed his cigarette pack and lighter. The students watched with amazement as he lighted his cigarette. Then,
"Professor Sanzo, sir. Smoking is not allowed here, sir," said Hermione timidly.
Sanzo faced her and said,
"Firstly, don't call me 'Professor Sanzo'. It's Sanzo. Secondly, what the fuck I do, is non of your damn business, understand?" he glared at the class.
The class was as silent as a graveyard. Even a pin drop can be heard.
Then Sanzo broke the silence,
"I haven't prepared the stuffs to teach. Basically, what the hell on Eart do you study in this damn class?"
Harry, the Golden Boy, answered, "We learn how to fight the Dark Arts, sir."
Sanzo gave Harry an Of-course-I-know-about-that-idiot-you-think-I'm- that-stupid look.
"How do you fight the Dark Arts? With what kind of weapons?" Sanzo asked the class.
Neville said in trembling voice, "We use wands, sir," It was a damn easy question.
Sanzo put his right hand on his face and muttered under his breath,
"Great! Just great! I have to teach these kids how to fight with magical sticks? Remind me to kill Konzeon one day."
Just then, they heard a faint 'Wheeee!' outside. (The class was stories from the ground.)
The class murmured, "Damn Peeves."
They were wrong.
The 'Wheeee!' grew closer and closer. All of them look at the window and saw,
"STUPID MONKEY!" roared Sanzo.
"Nyoibou staff extend!" cried Goku.
The students were gasping and cried,
"He's flying without a broom! That's amazing!"
Goku was jumping up and down with his Nyoibou staff like a extreme long pogo stick, deliberately pissing off Sanzo.
Goku gave Sanzo his widest grin and shouted at him,
"Heya Sanzooo! How's teaching? Good?"
Sanzo reached for his gun and shot at Goku's direction, but missed.
"FUCK OFF STUPID MONKEY! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL AREYOU DOING? BETTER STOP IT OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!" yelled Sanzo on top of his lungs and tried shooting Goku down.
"OK! OK! QUIT SHOOTING!" shouted Goku as he ran off.
The class gulped and then,
RINNGGGG!!!
Cried the bell, marking the end of their first lesson.
"Off you go," said Sanzo.
The students thanked their gods; it was HELL in there.
"Is HE mental?" asked Ron, on his face was an annoyed face.
"I don't know. Oh no! We got Arts after this!" shouted Hermione.
Harry smirked, "That perverted teacher has a thing for you!"
Hermione snapped back, "Oh shut up Harry!"
They unwillingly dragged their feet to their Arts lesson.
"Hey, you reckon Snape likes Sanzo?" Harry asked suddenly.
Ron grinned and answered, "I bet you all the galleons in Gringotts that Snape won't be that friendly to him."
"I guess so. Hey guys, do you think it's possible if I drop Arts?" asked Hermione.
The trio was standing outside the door of the Arts room, took a really deep breath, and opened the door.
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Author's note: I know, this chapter is realllyy short. I'm out of idea! Anyway, about Goku's staff, is it Nyoibou, not something else. I'm afraid I make a mistake on that. Thnx for reading n reviewing!!
To:
chichi: You like my stowie? I'm soo flatewed! Thnx!
Inuyuki: I lurrv Goku too!!
assassin: Hmmm...what are the odds of having the two worlds together? Hehe...thnx for calling it nice!
ADepressedSpooty: Freaky? That's my first! Thnx!
Sussi: I love it when ppl love my stowie!
Rogueicephoenix: XD Sanzo IS quite careless, isn't he?
Silver Tigress: Hehe.. thnx for reviewing!
elisa-gurl: Yeah! Like someone we know!
Zenny: Thnx for the comliment! (cough) (gotta deflate my head!)
Skysong the Lazy: Awww...Penguins are cute little thingies!!
Gwynhafra: Ahhh!! I was out of idea where to put him! Hehe...(sheepish grin)