A New Life: Soul Stealer

Chapter Twelve

Epilogue

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I smell a cheat! Someone didn't review a chapter! Who was it? I don't know! Why don't you go found out? AHHH! No review! How can this be?!

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Me: AWW MAN!! I took a Yu Yu Hakusho character quiz because I don't watch it because Canada doesn't show a lot of anime and so if I took that quiz then it would be easy not to cheat myself o.o Oh well. Guess which character I was?

Kurama: Which one? (crosses fingers)

Me: Yukina and....-.-....Hiei.

Hiei: NOOOOOOOO!!

Me: Shut up! It's not like I WANT to be you!

Hiei: I don't want you to be me either!

Me: Well I love Inuyasha!

Inuyasha: I know.

Me: Oh and I took another quiz on "Who would you mostly love more? Hiei or Kurama?"

Hiei: Oh GOD No!

Me: Actually is was 50% Hiei and 50% Kurama! HAH!

Kurama: Why does Hiei get all the girls?

Hiei/Me: o.o

Inuyasha: No she doesn't! I DO!!

Me: That's right! (jumps into Inuyasha's arms) Let's go Kurama. Hiei needs to be alone.

Hiei: Wait! Don't leave me alone! (talking to himself in an empty room) (sigh) -.- Oh! A note! (Reads note)

Note: Hiei, give the introductions or else when I come back I will hit you! Love always, Lucy.

Hiei: (sigh) Here's the epilogue and it includes some weirdness and doesn't really have a point to it. But enjoy and umm, no flames? Or flames? I think it was flames. Flames please!

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Naomi sighed as she leaned on Inuyasha's shoulder.

"Hey, Inuyasha?" she asked.

"Yeah?"

It had been 2 weeks after that horrible experience. Miroku had fully recovered, but still had a big bandage on his head. And Naomi would be starting school tomorrow.

"You know what school is – right?"

Inuyasha scratched his head. "Umm....I heard Kagome mention it a few times." He stopped. I wonder where Kagome is now. He looked up. I wonder if she's watching us right now.

"Well." Naomi began slowly. "I'm not going to be coming here for a while. I have to go to school. So this might be my last day here for a while."

Inuyasha pulled her close. "You know I'll miss you."

Naomi felt her face grow hot. Even though Inuyasha was easy to tease and was more of aggressive type, she knew he had a soft spot. It just always caught Naomi off guard....

"Hentai!" Sango yelled from a distance and there was a sharp SLAP that came after that.

Naomi laughed as Inuyasha helped her up and he swooped her up into his arms and they went over to Sango and Miroku.

"He pretends he's sick an injured!" Sango yelled pulling on Miroku's ear. "THEN he gropes me!! What a sick eveskevic trick!" she threw Miroku to the ground.

"Aww come on Sango." Naomi hopped out of Inuyasha's arms and bent down to help Miroku up. "He's still injured." She tapped the bandage on his head and Miroku yelled out in pain.

"He deserved that!" Sango yelled with a slight grin on her face.

"I think you know why." Inuyasha murmured. Naomi chuckled.

"What was that?" Sango and Miroku asked in unison.

"Nothing." Inuyasha said innocently as they all went outside and picked some ripe fruit, and sat down to eat it.

Miroku sat close by Sango while she rested her head on his shoulder.

"Houshi-sama." She whispered.

"Yes Sango?" Miroku replied.

Sango smiled and rubbed the bandage on his head, causing him to wince.

"You know whatever perverted things you do to me, I'll still care for you, right?"

Miroku pulled Sango close. "I do." He said quietly. "And that's why I want to ask you this."

"Huh?" Sango blushed. Is he going to....

Miroku held Sango's hands in his own. "You know I never want to leave you. If you died, I'd go join you."

Sango felt her face turn even more red.

"So?" she asked softly.

"Sango." Miroku's eyes burned into hers. "Will you....." his voice trailed off.

Sango sat up straight and looked at him back.

Yes? She talked to him in her mind. Say it Miroku! Tell me what I want to hear.

Miroku leaned closer until Sango could feel his warm breathing on her ear.

"Will you bear my child?"

Naomi and Inuyasha fell to the ground and the redness from Sango's face drained out until it was white.

"Augh!" Sango yelled, slapping him.

Miroku rubbed his cheek. "You said you still cared for me, right?"

Sango smiled as she clung onto his arm. "Of course. But if you act like a hentai towards me again you will be covered in bandages."

Miroku sighed. "That's fine with me."

"I'm glad we agree." Sango said, as the four of them continued to eat.

Naomi was about to bite into her apple, but Inuyasha pulled her wrist away.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

Inuyasha pointed to the apple and Naomi let out a loud gasp as a fat brown worm wriggled out of it. Naomi screamed as she threw the apple aside and it hit Miroku on the head. Miroku sighed as he rubbed his head.

"Oh, that's right Naomi-sama." Miroku said.

Naomi blushed. "Just call me Naomi."

"Okay Naomi." Miroku said. "You're going to school tomorrow, correct?"

Naomi nodded. "And I won't be coming back for a while. When school starts there's going to be piles of homework."

"But you'll come back, right Naomi-chan?" asked Sango.

Naomi nodded. "Once in a while."

Miroku cleared his throat. "Then I must do something I have been longing to do." He whispered as he moved closer to Naomi. Naomi's face turned red and she started to back away. But Miroku was faster and he reached his hand out and gropped Naomi's butt.

Inuyasha started to seethe with anger.

"Good." Miroku said, grinning. "Very good."

Naomi let out a startled scream and kicked away right into Miroku's balls.

Miroku made a face as he curled up into a ball and rolled away. Naomi clung onto Inuyasha.

"I thought he only did that to Sango." She cried breathing heavily.

"I'll take care of him." Inuyasha said, balling his fist.

"Houshi-sama!" Sango cried angrily. Sango and Inuyasha both stood up and started to beat on Miroku, but being careful not to hit his injury.

When the dust cloud cleared out Miroku fell on the ground, still holding his balls, with bruises all over his body and his cheek very swollen and anime bumps all over his head, except where his injury was.

Everyone just laughed.

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Me: HIEI!!! I SAID NO FLAMES DAMMIT!!! (hits Hiei on the head)

Hiei: Well.....um....YOU shouldn't be taking quizzes saying you love me!

Me: I told you dammit! I love Inuyasha!

Hiei: But he's four years older than you!

Me: SO WHAT? Miroku's four years older than Sango!

Hiei: That's because Miroku's parents had to rush into sex and have an early child!

Kurama: Hiei you dirty dog.

Me: I don't even know why I bother putting you into my story credits!

Hiei: Because you love me. You said it.

Me: WAHHH!! Inuyasha he tells lies!!

Inuyasha: You should lie to girls. (crackes knuckles)

Hiei: (shrinks down) I'm sorry.

Me: YAYYY!! We made him apologize!

Kurama: That's called progress.

Hiei: HEY!!

Kurama: I only speak the truth.

Me: Oh and I hope everyone liked the story! Since my only two reviewers requested it, I'm going to have A New Life series!! The next story coming out will be on called My Last Breath! It involves some Sessy fluff in it too so I hope you'll like that! Well thanks for reading and hope to see you at my next story!!