Chapter 3 Bone Saw.
Peter: -walks home from school late because of detention for knocking out flash thomspon- Hi Uncle Ben!
Uncle Ben: Hi Peter! :)
Aunt May: I HAVE BROWNIES!
Peter: I'm in trouble aren't I?
Uncle Ben: Whatever gave you that idea?
Peter: -slaps forhead- I am in trouble WHAT DID I DO!
Uncle Ben: YOU KNOCKED OUT A SCHOOL JOCK! THE WIMPS LIKE YOU NEVER BEAT UP A JOCK!
Peter: you think of me as a ... a .... a ... a wimp?
Uncle Ben: Nah have a brownie!
Peter: WAHH! -runs to his room-
M.J: I AM BEST!
Mr. Watson: I AM BEST!
Mrs. Watson: I AM BEST!
Peter: ooh! Family fight! -jumps out window into M.J.'s window and as he does he smashes it.
M.J: SOMEONE IN MY ROOM!
Mr. Watson: -Screams like a girl and runs off-
M.J: Someone is very brave -hears someone walking on the stairs- Its on the stairs!
Mr. Watson: -runs back in the room screams like a girl and runs off-
Mrs. Watson: -grabs a frying pan-
Peter: -Comes into plain veiw- HIYA!
MJ: Oh it is only Peter!
Mrs. Watson: DIE PETER! -slams peter into the ground with frying pan-
Peter: I just wanted a cookie.
IN PETER HOUSE
Peter: -looking through a cookie catologue spots a page 10 MILLION COOKIES ALL FOR 29,40 DOLLARS!
Peter: I wish -turns the page an sees AMETURE WRESTLING 3000 DOLLARS FOR 1 hr in the ring with BONE SAW!- O.O YAY!
Uncle Ben: Peter broooowwwwwwnnnnniiiieeesss!
Aunt May: YOU HAVE BEEN AT THAT FOR TWO HOURS BEN! NOW STOP IT!
Peter: -jumps down the stairs- Hi! Im going to the Library!
Aunt May: WHY!
Peter: For books on food!
Aunt May: Let Ben drive you!
Uncle Ben: DO I HAVE TOO?
Peter: Yeah does he have too?
Aunt May: YES NOW TALK AND INSULT BEN HE DRIVES OFF LEAVING YOU AT THE LIBRARY THEN YOU GO WRESTLE WIN AND GET ROBBED THE ROBBER SHOOTS BEN WE ALL CRY THEN THE CHAPTER ENDS NOW GO!
Peter: O.O
AT LIBRARY
Uncle Ben: Yell at me so we fullfill Aunt May's Prophecy.
Peter: ok UNCLE BEN EAT YOUR SPINACH!
Uncle Ben: Good now go wrestle.
Peter: ok!.
AT WRESTLING
Bone Saw: Hurry up have someone get in the ring so they can die!
Peter: hi ... why are you wearing a dress?
Bone Saw: -is clearly in a blue dress with white frills- Oh my wrestling outfit is in the cleaners this is my wife's
Peter: oh I got this from my Aunt on Christmas!
Bone Saw: Cool
Peter: they really made a tacky version of you on the SPIDERMAN THE MOVIE game -takes it out hooks up a GC an plays-
Bone Saw: -watches until they show the BONE SAW from the game then he screams and runs away-
Peter: wow I didn't even have to do anything!
IN OFFICE
Guy: Hi I am here to rob you.
Promoter: Oh here -hands over all the money-
Guy: thanks
Peter: -is walking down the hall forgetting to collect his cash and then-
Robber: -walks down the hall- HOLD THE ELEVATOR!
Peter: Sure!
Robber: Hi you look stupid in that outfit
Peter: I could kick your butt
Robber: I'll ... uh.. wait how could you kick my but shorty!
Peter: I beat Bone Saw
Robber: I'm taking the stairs! -runs down the stairs-
TO BE CONTINUED
(peter: Aunt may was wrong the chapter ends before we cry)
Peter: -walks home from school late because of detention for knocking out flash thomspon- Hi Uncle Ben!
Uncle Ben: Hi Peter! :)
Aunt May: I HAVE BROWNIES!
Peter: I'm in trouble aren't I?
Uncle Ben: Whatever gave you that idea?
Peter: -slaps forhead- I am in trouble WHAT DID I DO!
Uncle Ben: YOU KNOCKED OUT A SCHOOL JOCK! THE WIMPS LIKE YOU NEVER BEAT UP A JOCK!
Peter: you think of me as a ... a .... a ... a wimp?
Uncle Ben: Nah have a brownie!
Peter: WAHH! -runs to his room-
M.J: I AM BEST!
Mr. Watson: I AM BEST!
Mrs. Watson: I AM BEST!
Peter: ooh! Family fight! -jumps out window into M.J.'s window and as he does he smashes it.
M.J: SOMEONE IN MY ROOM!
Mr. Watson: -Screams like a girl and runs off-
M.J: Someone is very brave -hears someone walking on the stairs- Its on the stairs!
Mr. Watson: -runs back in the room screams like a girl and runs off-
Mrs. Watson: -grabs a frying pan-
Peter: -Comes into plain veiw- HIYA!
MJ: Oh it is only Peter!
Mrs. Watson: DIE PETER! -slams peter into the ground with frying pan-
Peter: I just wanted a cookie.
IN PETER HOUSE
Peter: -looking through a cookie catologue spots a page 10 MILLION COOKIES ALL FOR 29,40 DOLLARS!
Peter: I wish -turns the page an sees AMETURE WRESTLING 3000 DOLLARS FOR 1 hr in the ring with BONE SAW!- O.O YAY!
Uncle Ben: Peter broooowwwwwwnnnnniiiieeesss!
Aunt May: YOU HAVE BEEN AT THAT FOR TWO HOURS BEN! NOW STOP IT!
Peter: -jumps down the stairs- Hi! Im going to the Library!
Aunt May: WHY!
Peter: For books on food!
Aunt May: Let Ben drive you!
Uncle Ben: DO I HAVE TOO?
Peter: Yeah does he have too?
Aunt May: YES NOW TALK AND INSULT BEN HE DRIVES OFF LEAVING YOU AT THE LIBRARY THEN YOU GO WRESTLE WIN AND GET ROBBED THE ROBBER SHOOTS BEN WE ALL CRY THEN THE CHAPTER ENDS NOW GO!
Peter: O.O
AT LIBRARY
Uncle Ben: Yell at me so we fullfill Aunt May's Prophecy.
Peter: ok UNCLE BEN EAT YOUR SPINACH!
Uncle Ben: Good now go wrestle.
Peter: ok!.
AT WRESTLING
Bone Saw: Hurry up have someone get in the ring so they can die!
Peter: hi ... why are you wearing a dress?
Bone Saw: -is clearly in a blue dress with white frills- Oh my wrestling outfit is in the cleaners this is my wife's
Peter: oh I got this from my Aunt on Christmas!
Bone Saw: Cool
Peter: they really made a tacky version of you on the SPIDERMAN THE MOVIE game -takes it out hooks up a GC an plays-
Bone Saw: -watches until they show the BONE SAW from the game then he screams and runs away-
Peter: wow I didn't even have to do anything!
IN OFFICE
Guy: Hi I am here to rob you.
Promoter: Oh here -hands over all the money-
Guy: thanks
Peter: -is walking down the hall forgetting to collect his cash and then-
Robber: -walks down the hall- HOLD THE ELEVATOR!
Peter: Sure!
Robber: Hi you look stupid in that outfit
Peter: I could kick your butt
Robber: I'll ... uh.. wait how could you kick my but shorty!
Peter: I beat Bone Saw
Robber: I'm taking the stairs! -runs down the stairs-
TO BE CONTINUED
(peter: Aunt may was wrong the chapter ends before we cry)