A/N: Heya! My computer has been so screwed up these past couple of months and for some reason Life as a Fellowship was taken off of Fan Fiction! :( But now the whole gangs back, including Haldir! (yay!) This chapter is kind of short but don't worry it'll be longer next time.

I also wanna say that the idea to bring Haldir into the home of the Fellowship was not mine originally. I got the idea from another fic called The Fellowship and the Elf Next Door by Lamoo. Go read it! It's really good!

Life as a Fellowship

Chapter 3: The one where Gandalf has a factory and Haldir appears

After a very strange afternoon, everyone was now more or less passed the strange event that occurred in the fellowship's house. Hungry Hobbit, the author, was sitting at the kitchen table with Merry and Pippin making Froot-Loop necklaces using Legolas's dental floss.

Gandalf appeared in the kitchen, holding something behind his back.

"I figured out what I'm going to do with my life," the wizard announced.

"You mean besides a superstar, astronaut, starving artist, a dog, Paris Hilton, foot doctor, hand model, belly dancer, international spy and a rock?" Aragorn pointed out.

"Yes!" he answered, completely oblivious to the man's sarcasm. The wizard held up a sign that said 'I SCREAM' on it. Everyone looked at him blankly. Long moments passed.

Very long moments passed.

Very, very long moments passed.

A cricket can be heard in the background.

"What is it?" Merry finally asked.

"I want to open an ice cream store!"

"Why does your sign say I SCREAM—"It suddenly occurred to Aragorn that this was in fact Gandalf so it actually made a lot of sense. "You need a lot of money to open store."

"Yea, and you're not borrowing anymore money from me. You still haven't paid me back the money I lent you to buy that factory," Legolas said.

"Gandalf has a factory?"

"Secret factory," Gandalf said glaring at the elf. "And I don't need anybody's help! I'll make the money on my own!"

"Okay, whatever," Aragorn sighed and went back into the TV room and fell asleep on the couch.

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Frodo quickly ran back to his room after he had quickly gone to the bathroom before Sam had a chance to see him. Frodo couldn't take another one of Sam's hugs. He shuddered at the thought.

He stepped back into his Little Mermaid themed room and screamed at the sight before him. There was Haldir, sitting on his bed, rocking back and forth, wrapped in sleeping bag, wearing one of those long weird winter hats, and holding none other then the little mermaid herself.

Frodo ran out of his bedroom, but then remembered his life long companion and decided to go back for his stuffed friend. He ran to the bathroom and grabbed a few toothbrushes and then returned to his bedroom and began throwing them at the psychotic elf. Unfortunately the hobbit couldn't aim, so he decided to leave Ariel behind.

Frodo ran into the TV room, his freaky big blue eyes (which aren't contacts by the way :)) glowing, creepily said,

"I see dead people." Everyone looked at the hobbit like he was insane. "I saw Haldir."

"Haldir's not dead!" Aragorn stated.

"Oh, well then I just saw Haldir."

"Frodo, Haldir is in an insane asylum. He won't be out for a very long time," Legolas said smugly, since it was indeed he who sent him there.

"But I saw him! He's in my room!" Frodo insisted.

"Sure..." said Aragorn and took a gulp of his beer.

"I believe you Frodo," Hungry Hobbit said. Frodo looked at the crazy girl in the pink bunny suit and looked around for any other support...anything would be better then the bunny.

"I'm not insane!" Frodo screamed and ran back to his room, closely followed by Sam. He swung open his bedroom door and there was Haldir, standing at the doorway, still wearing the weird hat and the sleeping bag and still holding tightly onto the Ariel.

"Aaah!" the two hobbits screamed and soon Haldir joined them. Everyone in the house ran over to see what was going on.

"Haldir?" Legolas squeaked.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" Aragorn said. "I thought they'd locked you up for good!"

"They let me out," Haldir argued, a little too quickly for Aragorn's liking.

"Are you sure?" he asked suspiciously. The elf nodded.

"Don't trust him," Legolas hissed in Aragorn's ear.

"Can I live here?"

"No," answered Aragorn.

"Please," the elf said and gave him puppy dog eyes.

"Well..."

"No!' Legolas snapped. Frodo nodded his head viciously and grabbed Ariel from the psycho elf before placed him self next to Legolas.

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please." Once again he did the puppy dog eyes.

"Aww, can't we keep him?" Hungry Hobbit said.

"You have no say in this!" The elf snapped at Hungry Hobbit. "What are you even doing here? Get out!" Now she was giving him puppy dog eyes as well as Haldir.

"Aw, come one. Can't we keep them?" Pippin wined.

"No we can't! Haldir is insane and—stop crying—and stupid and—stop crying—and he's messy! And she is just crazy!" By then the crying of Hungry Hobbit , Haldir and the two hobbits (Merry and Pippin) and grown unbearable. "FINE! But Haldir has to stay in the attic and you," he said pointing at the girl. "You can't live here. In fact, get out!"

"Aww, thanks Leggy!" Hungry Hobbit said and pounced on the elf.

"Ahh!"

TBC

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