Jay and Silent Bob Smoke Europe Part Two
I apologize for sitting on my ass and doing nothing while you people wait
for me to update.
Jay: Yeah man, you lazy cock smoker.
Author: You're calling me lazy? What have you and Bob been doing since I
posted last? (Jay looks at Bob, Bob shrugs)
Jay: We've been doin' lots of shit.
Author: Like...
Jay: Like lots of honeys, you hear what I'm sayin' lunchbox.,(Bob nods)
Snoogins.
Author: Anyway, on with the show.
(Randal walks out of the video store and locks up.)
Randal: You guys are still out here huh?
Jay: Hell yeah, what else would we be doin'.
Randal: Oh I don't know maybe, get a job.
Jay: Get a job, we got a job, we're the #1 dealers in Jersey.
Randal: No you're not.
Jay: Man! Get out of here! (Jay starts throwing punches in front of
Randal's face)
Randal: Whatever, see you later burn boy. (Randal walks into the Quick
Stop.)
Dante: Hey Randal. Jay and Bob still out there?
Randal: Yeah, you'd think they wouldn't figure out that the restraining
order was a fake.
Dante: You wrote it in crayon.
Randal: I know, it's scary how intelligent the common American is nowadays.
I just realized something.
Dante: What?
Randal: Jay and Bob are like R2-D2 and CP-3P0.
Dante: How?
Randal: Okay, do you know how R2-D2 beeps and no one can understand what he
says other than CP-3P0.
Dante: And Luke,
Randal: I'll get to that, anyway, CP-3P0 talks a lot, thus making him
extremely annoying.
Dante: Ah, Jay.
Randal: Exactly, now R2-D2 is similar to Bob because, Bob makes facial
expressions and body language only Jay or in this case "CP-3P0" can
understand.
Dante: What about Luke?
Randal: I'm Luke
Dante: Why?
Randal: Because I'm really cool and would make a good candidate for a Jedi.
This is the end of Chapter 2, please REVIEW!!!
Thx for reading!
I apologize for sitting on my ass and doing nothing while you people wait
for me to update.
Jay: Yeah man, you lazy cock smoker.
Author: You're calling me lazy? What have you and Bob been doing since I
posted last? (Jay looks at Bob, Bob shrugs)
Jay: We've been doin' lots of shit.
Author: Like...
Jay: Like lots of honeys, you hear what I'm sayin' lunchbox.,(Bob nods)
Snoogins.
Author: Anyway, on with the show.
(Randal walks out of the video store and locks up.)
Randal: You guys are still out here huh?
Jay: Hell yeah, what else would we be doin'.
Randal: Oh I don't know maybe, get a job.
Jay: Get a job, we got a job, we're the #1 dealers in Jersey.
Randal: No you're not.
Jay: Man! Get out of here! (Jay starts throwing punches in front of
Randal's face)
Randal: Whatever, see you later burn boy. (Randal walks into the Quick
Stop.)
Dante: Hey Randal. Jay and Bob still out there?
Randal: Yeah, you'd think they wouldn't figure out that the restraining
order was a fake.
Dante: You wrote it in crayon.
Randal: I know, it's scary how intelligent the common American is nowadays.
I just realized something.
Dante: What?
Randal: Jay and Bob are like R2-D2 and CP-3P0.
Dante: How?
Randal: Okay, do you know how R2-D2 beeps and no one can understand what he
says other than CP-3P0.
Dante: And Luke,
Randal: I'll get to that, anyway, CP-3P0 talks a lot, thus making him
extremely annoying.
Dante: Ah, Jay.
Randal: Exactly, now R2-D2 is similar to Bob because, Bob makes facial
expressions and body language only Jay or in this case "CP-3P0" can
understand.
Dante: What about Luke?
Randal: I'm Luke
Dante: Why?
Randal: Because I'm really cool and would make a good candidate for a Jedi.
This is the end of Chapter 2, please REVIEW!!!
Thx for reading!