Jay and Silent Bob Smoke Europe Part 3
Disclaimer: I don't own any View Askew characters at all... so umm....sorry.
Jay: Man, what the fuck are you talking bout'?
Author: Well, Kevin Smith made you and Silent Bob, and everyone else, and
since he came up with such brilliant ideas why not give credit where
credit's due?
Jay: What are you talkin' bout' "made" me?
Author: Nevermind, on with the show.
Jay: Hey! Get back here you fucking cocksucker! I ain't done with you.
(Jay and Silent Bob walk into the Quick Stop.)
Jay: Hey, what have you snoogin boochies got anything to drink in here?
Dante: (Reading a magazine) we're having a sale on Coke.
Jay: Coke!? Shit, an' I thought you fuckers didn't have anything good in
here!
Dante: It's in the back. (Randal walks in)
Randal: Hey, have you seen the stoner twins around?
Dante: In the back.
Randal: So, have you got the new
Beasty Boys CD yet?
Dante: Yeah, it's pretty go-
Jay: What the fuck is this!? (Comes out with a Coke bottle.)
Dante: What?
Jay: This ain't Coke! It's soda!
Randal: We don't sell that here burn boy. ( Bob takes bottle and pays for
it.)
Jay:.. and look at you tubby, you're buying this shit! (Bob opens the
bottle and looks at the cap)
Bob: Whoa!
Jay: What? ( Takes cap.) OH SHIT LUNCHBOX! (starts hugging Bob and jumping
up and down.) We won!
Randal: Won what?
Jay: A free trip to London! BONG!
Randal: Have you even been on a plane?
Jay: Of course I been on a plane!
(Shows Jay and Bob on a plane, Jay is looking nervous.)
Jay: Lunchbox! I've never been on a plane, GET, ME OFF THIS SON OF A BITCH!
( a hot stewardess walks by) Well I might stay for a while, NAGGA NAGGA
NOOCH!
Thanks for reading, please review, you all rock!!!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own any View Askew characters at all... so umm....sorry.
Jay: Man, what the fuck are you talking bout'?
Author: Well, Kevin Smith made you and Silent Bob, and everyone else, and
since he came up with such brilliant ideas why not give credit where
credit's due?
Jay: What are you talkin' bout' "made" me?
Author: Nevermind, on with the show.
Jay: Hey! Get back here you fucking cocksucker! I ain't done with you.
(Jay and Silent Bob walk into the Quick Stop.)
Jay: Hey, what have you snoogin boochies got anything to drink in here?
Dante: (Reading a magazine) we're having a sale on Coke.
Jay: Coke!? Shit, an' I thought you fuckers didn't have anything good in
here!
Dante: It's in the back. (Randal walks in)
Randal: Hey, have you seen the stoner twins around?
Dante: In the back.
Randal: So, have you got the new
Beasty Boys CD yet?
Dante: Yeah, it's pretty go-
Jay: What the fuck is this!? (Comes out with a Coke bottle.)
Dante: What?
Jay: This ain't Coke! It's soda!
Randal: We don't sell that here burn boy. ( Bob takes bottle and pays for
it.)
Jay:.. and look at you tubby, you're buying this shit! (Bob opens the
bottle and looks at the cap)
Bob: Whoa!
Jay: What? ( Takes cap.) OH SHIT LUNCHBOX! (starts hugging Bob and jumping
up and down.) We won!
Randal: Won what?
Jay: A free trip to London! BONG!
Randal: Have you even been on a plane?
Jay: Of course I been on a plane!
(Shows Jay and Bob on a plane, Jay is looking nervous.)
Jay: Lunchbox! I've never been on a plane, GET, ME OFF THIS SON OF A BITCH!
( a hot stewardess walks by) Well I might stay for a while, NAGGA NAGGA
NOOCH!
Thanks for reading, please review, you all rock!!!!!