Chapter 2: The Friends.
Cindy: "Now wait a minute. Jimmy, you're 10! 10! You can't go to college."
Jimmy: "You told me to go to college one time."
Cindy: "No I didn't."
Jimmy: "Yes you did, you said 'Why don't you just go to college and leave
us all alone?'.
Cindy: "Darn your memory."
Jimmy: "Plus this is a once in a life time chance."
Cindy: "You can't leave now, we've been friends for like 5 minutes."
D3: "Hey, speaking of time, I don't have a lot of it. I need your answer by
tomorrow.'
Jimmy: "Alright, I'll think about it."
D3: "I'll tell you what. I'll meet with you in my hotel in an hour. I'll
give you more information."
Jimmy: "Ok."
---D3 got back in his limo and drove back to his hotel---
Cindy: "You're not really thinking about going are you?"
Jimmy: "Maybe."
Cindy: "But you can't!"
Jimmy: "Why do you want to keep me from doing this? What if you had gotten
on that show Spunky Girl and I said you couldn't?"
Cindy: "Well I would have said 'Back off, it's none of your business!'.
Jimmy: "Well then may I say, back off, it's none of your business!"
---An hour later, Jimmy met D3 at his hotel---
D3: "So you mean to tell me that this girl, who has treated you like dirt
for the better part of three years, won't even let you answer e-mail, and
now she doesn't want you to take the chance of a lifetime because she's
your 'friend'? What kind of friends do you have?"
Jimmy: "That's not the worst of it. My friend Sheen is an ultralord fanatic
whose brain has dissolved in sugar. Speaking of brains, by friend Carl's is
the size of a walnut."
D3: "Sweet macramé! Haven't you ever thought that maybe there's something
better than this?"
Jimmy: "There better be."
D3: "There is. It's at D.U."
Jimmy: "Well my friends are kind of stupid. You know what? That's it, I'm
going!"
D3: "Great!"
Jimmy: "Hey, is this going to cost me anything?"
D3: "No, nothing at all."
Jimmy: "Then it's settled. I'm going. Count me in."
D3: "That's great. We'll leave for New York tomorrow."
Jimmy: "Tomorrow?"
D3: "Yes, no sense in wasting time."
Jimmy: "How long do I get to stay?"
D3: "About a year."
Jimmy: "Where am I going to stay?"
D3: "You'll be flying all expenses paid to New York and staying in the
fabulous Obbah hotel."
Jimmy: "Ih?"
D3: "Sorry, I once had a job as a game show host."
Jimmy: "What game show?"
D3: "You wouldn't know it."
Cindy: "Now wait a minute. Jimmy, you're 10! 10! You can't go to college."
Jimmy: "You told me to go to college one time."
Cindy: "No I didn't."
Jimmy: "Yes you did, you said 'Why don't you just go to college and leave
us all alone?'.
Cindy: "Darn your memory."
Jimmy: "Plus this is a once in a life time chance."
Cindy: "You can't leave now, we've been friends for like 5 minutes."
D3: "Hey, speaking of time, I don't have a lot of it. I need your answer by
tomorrow.'
Jimmy: "Alright, I'll think about it."
D3: "I'll tell you what. I'll meet with you in my hotel in an hour. I'll
give you more information."
Jimmy: "Ok."
---D3 got back in his limo and drove back to his hotel---
Cindy: "You're not really thinking about going are you?"
Jimmy: "Maybe."
Cindy: "But you can't!"
Jimmy: "Why do you want to keep me from doing this? What if you had gotten
on that show Spunky Girl and I said you couldn't?"
Cindy: "Well I would have said 'Back off, it's none of your business!'.
Jimmy: "Well then may I say, back off, it's none of your business!"
---An hour later, Jimmy met D3 at his hotel---
D3: "So you mean to tell me that this girl, who has treated you like dirt
for the better part of three years, won't even let you answer e-mail, and
now she doesn't want you to take the chance of a lifetime because she's
your 'friend'? What kind of friends do you have?"
Jimmy: "That's not the worst of it. My friend Sheen is an ultralord fanatic
whose brain has dissolved in sugar. Speaking of brains, by friend Carl's is
the size of a walnut."
D3: "Sweet macramé! Haven't you ever thought that maybe there's something
better than this?"
Jimmy: "There better be."
D3: "There is. It's at D.U."
Jimmy: "Well my friends are kind of stupid. You know what? That's it, I'm
going!"
D3: "Great!"
Jimmy: "Hey, is this going to cost me anything?"
D3: "No, nothing at all."
Jimmy: "Then it's settled. I'm going. Count me in."
D3: "That's great. We'll leave for New York tomorrow."
Jimmy: "Tomorrow?"
D3: "Yes, no sense in wasting time."
Jimmy: "How long do I get to stay?"
D3: "About a year."
Jimmy: "Where am I going to stay?"
D3: "You'll be flying all expenses paid to New York and staying in the
fabulous Obbah hotel."
Jimmy: "Ih?"
D3: "Sorry, I once had a job as a game show host."
Jimmy: "What game show?"
D3: "You wouldn't know it."