Chapter 4: The School.
---Jimmy arrived in New York and reported to D.U. campus---
Jimmy: "Hi, I'm James I. Neutron, I'd like to enroll."
Enrolling Person: "Alrighty."
D3: "Mr. Neutron, why don't you come to my office? We have things to
discuss."
Jimmy: "Ook?"
---Jimmy followed Mr. 3000 to his office---
Jimmy: "Ok, what 'things' do we have to discuss."
D3: "Would you excuse me for a moment?"
Jimmy: "Sure."
---D3 buzzed his secretary---
D3: "Excuse me Ms. Anderson, hold my calls and lock my doors!"
Jimmy: "What are you locking you're doors for?"
D3: "Mr. Neutron, do you happen to remember that I told you I was once a
game show host?"
Jimmy: "Yes, you said I wouldn't know it."
D3: "Cindy was right about your memory. Anyway, if you must know, the name
of the show was"
---Jimmy saw a flash of blue light---
D3: "Intergalactic Showdown!"
Jimmy: "What the fook? You're not Digger3000!"
Meldar: "Gee, what gave it away jelly bag?"
Jimmy: "How did you get your matrix generators?"
---Jimmy saw another flash of light---
Meldar: "Allow me to introduce my partner in crime, Chi-AHHHHHHHH-poh.
April: "How many times do I have to say it? Call me April!"
Jimmy: "April? But why?"
April: "Why? WHY!?!?!? I get warp mail from you saying 'Dear April', and
that's it. No, you couldn't send me a complete message because you were to
busy drooling over your pale human girlfriend! How could you do that to me?
After all we've been through!"
Jimmy: "After all we've been through? What the hell are you talking about?"
April: "It doesn't matter now, because we're going to kill you!"
Jimmy: "What?"
Meldar: "All I ever wanted to do was run a torture related game show, and
you ruined it! Well never again jelly bag!"
---Jimmy arrived in New York and reported to D.U. campus---
Jimmy: "Hi, I'm James I. Neutron, I'd like to enroll."
Enrolling Person: "Alrighty."
D3: "Mr. Neutron, why don't you come to my office? We have things to
discuss."
Jimmy: "Ook?"
---Jimmy followed Mr. 3000 to his office---
Jimmy: "Ok, what 'things' do we have to discuss."
D3: "Would you excuse me for a moment?"
Jimmy: "Sure."
---D3 buzzed his secretary---
D3: "Excuse me Ms. Anderson, hold my calls and lock my doors!"
Jimmy: "What are you locking you're doors for?"
D3: "Mr. Neutron, do you happen to remember that I told you I was once a
game show host?"
Jimmy: "Yes, you said I wouldn't know it."
D3: "Cindy was right about your memory. Anyway, if you must know, the name
of the show was"
---Jimmy saw a flash of blue light---
D3: "Intergalactic Showdown!"
Jimmy: "What the fook? You're not Digger3000!"
Meldar: "Gee, what gave it away jelly bag?"
Jimmy: "How did you get your matrix generators?"
---Jimmy saw another flash of light---
Meldar: "Allow me to introduce my partner in crime, Chi-AHHHHHHHH-poh.
April: "How many times do I have to say it? Call me April!"
Jimmy: "April? But why?"
April: "Why? WHY!?!?!? I get warp mail from you saying 'Dear April', and
that's it. No, you couldn't send me a complete message because you were to
busy drooling over your pale human girlfriend! How could you do that to me?
After all we've been through!"
Jimmy: "After all we've been through? What the hell are you talking about?"
April: "It doesn't matter now, because we're going to kill you!"
Jimmy: "What?"
Meldar: "All I ever wanted to do was run a torture related game show, and
you ruined it! Well never again jelly bag!"