One night before the big field trip, of which caused much stress just talking about it...
"Never...NEVER! Stay AWAY! No! IIIIITTTTTAAAACCCCCHHHHHIIIII!!!" Uchiha Sasuke screamed, from which could be heard three miles away.
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Naruto humbly packed his suitcase as he thought about two things: ramen, and beating Sasuke. Naruto had already prepared his speech for everyone after he saved them all from an out-of-control fire. When he saved everyone, he'd pass the Uchiha. Because of this thought, Naruto had managed to get motivated to get something done.
The hyperactive vessel ran back and forth to his closet and kitchen cabinets. He first packed his clothes; a set of navy t-shirts and his infamous orange pants. Then he packed his bath soap, which looked brand new. Ew. Finally, he packed his survival kit, a week's worth of ramen. Naruto stuffed the food packets into his orange duffel bag and easily zipped it closed. His bright blue eyes scanned over the luggage carrier to find a side pocket, fully zipped, and bulging. "???"
Gingerly he unzipped the side pocket and brushed his hand over a pointed object, something like a corner. Naruto pulled down the flap and revealed a picture frame. In the wooden frame was a picture of a woman with maple colored hair and deep ocean blue eyes holding a bundle with blonde hair peeking out from behind the blanket wrappings. Next to the woman was a man who's hair resembled a porcupine that turned yellow. He was smiling and had a hand on the unknown lady's shoulder.
"?! What the--?!" Uzumaki yelled and tossed the picture over the side of his bed. He scooted away from his bed and cornered himself. "Who are you people?! Why do you look so much like me?!"
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Forget Sakura! Lets see........Kakashi and his dear dolphin, Iruka!
The candle light flickered softly over the two's face. Iruka cut into his bona fide cow. The steak was well done, seasoned with spices, decorated with parsely, and accompanied with side dishes of 'slaw and garlic bread that had been soaked in butter and heavied down with garlic chunks with almost visible fumes rising from it. He managed to easily slice the once moo-ing cow and stab his fork into it.
Kakashi sawed into his Pittsburg steak with his steak knife that ended up having broken teeth by the time he was done cutting. The glowing flames danced over his face as did the Chunin. He glanced up at his boyfriend with bedroom eyes. Iruka returned the stare uneasily and looked back down at his cow. Kakashi continued his romantic gaze.
"You know, this is a pretty romantic setting..." Kakashi said lazily.
"..." Iruka quickly glanced up to the Jounin and popped a cube of meat into his mouth. The Chunin gave a slow nod as he swallowed the unchewed steak.
"Is your cow okay? I worked on it especially for you..." the Copy Ninja said passionately from the other end of the table.
Iruka nodded again, and slight red forming across his cheeks, unseen because of the redish-glow of the candles. Kakashi scooted his chair around the table a bit, trying to get closer to his precious 'snuggle-bunny.' Iruka started to shiver.
Kakashi inched over more. Iruka glanced to his right. There sat Hatake, with his romantic gaze set upon the teacher. "Iruka..." he said. He moved his face closer and closer to Iruka's. Then there faces were so close--
"Mooooo!"
"Wh-what was that?" Iruka said, turning away.
"Moooooooooooo!"
"Uhhh..." Kakashi replied.
"MOOOOOO!" came the steaks. The two adults looked at the partially eaten meals. They were moo-ing and squirming.
"OMG!!" Iruka yelled, tackling Kakashi in a female manner. "Save me! Save me!"
"Everything...has just taken a turn for the worse." Kakashi sighed. He hugged the shivering Iruka in his arms as the moo-ing meals wiggled off their plates. "DONT YOU DARE GET ON MY NEWLY SWIFFERED FLOOR!" Kakashi bellowed at the cow. The food stopped dead in its wiggles and if it had a face, it'd stare at Hatake, who was rocking the younger man back and forth. Pervs...
"Wh-why and HOW are they alive, Kakashi? Didnt you check to make sure they were dead?!" Iruka sobbed lightly. He looked up at his man's face, tears running down his face. Kakashi looked pissed as he glared daggers at the alienated cow. "...Well... When I bought them it said on the pakage that the cow was to promote good health because it had a ton of vitamin C in it. And when I cooked it they turned from red to green to brown and...yeah. Thats it."
"...Vitamin C comes from oranges right? And things will turn green if radiation gets the best of it...." Iruka said.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuude! We just ate cow from outer space! Rock. On. Man!" Kakashi slurred. His silver hair suddenly slumped down over his face, in a teenage fashion. Then... "Wanna go skateboarding?
"MOOOOOOOOOO!" moo-ed the steaks. Yes, radiation has inflicted a mortal state on them. Suffer! SUFFER! Suffer, poor little bovine cutlettes! (sp?)
Iruka launched himself out of Kakashi's arms, terrified. He backed himself into a corner as he fear fully looked at what once was his luva. "It's starting! I can see and feel the radiation setting in! Kakashi's turned into a teenager!!!" Next, Iruka slumped down and cried as Kakashi looked around desperatly for a skateboard and the steaks glided their way around on the once cleaned floor. Yes, Kakashi's turned to the darkside!
"Ohhhhhh! Where's Naruto when you could really think he'd save you? Better yet...What about Sasuke?" Iruka cried out solemly.
"Sasuke?" Kakashi asked. Radiation, plus cow, equals brain zappping.
"Uchiha Sasuke! You know, your student, the Ninja Academy Rookie? The little avenger? The younger brother of Itachi?"
"Oh... That Sasuke. Whadda 'bout 'im?"
"Well, he could help save us, or me in any hope, and he said that he's not going on the field trip tomorrow."
"Nu-uh! He's going!"
"That's not what he--HEY?!" Iruka shouted as Kakashi walked past him, grabbed his shirt collar, and dragged him through and out the house. "What the---where are we going?!"
"To Sasuke's!"
"Oh god..."
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Sasuke poked his head out of the mound of blankets that surrounded his frightened, but calming body. "Who... Who's there?"
"Kakashi and friend!"
Sasuke's frightened face returned to it's emotionless face. He stood up, dusted himself off and walked to the door. He opened it and in came Kakashi and Iruka, who was being dragged.
"What do you want?" the avenger asked shrewdly. Kakashi glared at him. "Your going to the field trip tomorrow and your gonna like it and your not going to sass about it."
"..."
"If you dont... The pyro bunny will come and get you..." Kakashi said, scary. Suddenly, a crack of thunder boke the serene night sky and Sasuke dropped onto the floor, spitting, foaming, and yelling his head off.
"NOT AGAIN!! NOT THE PYRO BUNNY! ITACHI KEEP IT AWAY! SAVE MEEEE! AHHH! SMOKEY!!!!!! DIE!!!!!" He said as he rocked back and forth in his fetal position.
"Our work here is done!" Kakashi said happily as he dragged Iruka out the door. "Now lets go to the skate park!"
"I didn't even know we even had one of those." Iruka said to himself.
"I did!" Kakashi squealed.
Iruka looked at him coldly.
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Maru: Sorry this took so long. By the way this is OOC for now. The Kakashi scene went in the wrong direction. I have nothing against skateboarding either. Sakura's doom will soon become real. Answer this question for me...
If it rained mushrooms, would you A) eat them, B) squish 'em, or C) chuck them at your friends and neighbors hoping to impose an all out mushroom war?
"Never...NEVER! Stay AWAY! No! IIIIITTTTTAAAACCCCCHHHHHIIIII!!!" Uchiha Sasuke screamed, from which could be heard three miles away.
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Naruto humbly packed his suitcase as he thought about two things: ramen, and beating Sasuke. Naruto had already prepared his speech for everyone after he saved them all from an out-of-control fire. When he saved everyone, he'd pass the Uchiha. Because of this thought, Naruto had managed to get motivated to get something done.
The hyperactive vessel ran back and forth to his closet and kitchen cabinets. He first packed his clothes; a set of navy t-shirts and his infamous orange pants. Then he packed his bath soap, which looked brand new. Ew. Finally, he packed his survival kit, a week's worth of ramen. Naruto stuffed the food packets into his orange duffel bag and easily zipped it closed. His bright blue eyes scanned over the luggage carrier to find a side pocket, fully zipped, and bulging. "???"
Gingerly he unzipped the side pocket and brushed his hand over a pointed object, something like a corner. Naruto pulled down the flap and revealed a picture frame. In the wooden frame was a picture of a woman with maple colored hair and deep ocean blue eyes holding a bundle with blonde hair peeking out from behind the blanket wrappings. Next to the woman was a man who's hair resembled a porcupine that turned yellow. He was smiling and had a hand on the unknown lady's shoulder.
"?! What the--?!" Uzumaki yelled and tossed the picture over the side of his bed. He scooted away from his bed and cornered himself. "Who are you people?! Why do you look so much like me?!"
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Forget Sakura! Lets see........Kakashi and his dear dolphin, Iruka!
The candle light flickered softly over the two's face. Iruka cut into his bona fide cow. The steak was well done, seasoned with spices, decorated with parsely, and accompanied with side dishes of 'slaw and garlic bread that had been soaked in butter and heavied down with garlic chunks with almost visible fumes rising from it. He managed to easily slice the once moo-ing cow and stab his fork into it.
Kakashi sawed into his Pittsburg steak with his steak knife that ended up having broken teeth by the time he was done cutting. The glowing flames danced over his face as did the Chunin. He glanced up at his boyfriend with bedroom eyes. Iruka returned the stare uneasily and looked back down at his cow. Kakashi continued his romantic gaze.
"You know, this is a pretty romantic setting..." Kakashi said lazily.
"..." Iruka quickly glanced up to the Jounin and popped a cube of meat into his mouth. The Chunin gave a slow nod as he swallowed the unchewed steak.
"Is your cow okay? I worked on it especially for you..." the Copy Ninja said passionately from the other end of the table.
Iruka nodded again, and slight red forming across his cheeks, unseen because of the redish-glow of the candles. Kakashi scooted his chair around the table a bit, trying to get closer to his precious 'snuggle-bunny.' Iruka started to shiver.
Kakashi inched over more. Iruka glanced to his right. There sat Hatake, with his romantic gaze set upon the teacher. "Iruka..." he said. He moved his face closer and closer to Iruka's. Then there faces were so close--
"Mooooo!"
"Wh-what was that?" Iruka said, turning away.
"Moooooooooooo!"
"Uhhh..." Kakashi replied.
"MOOOOOO!" came the steaks. The two adults looked at the partially eaten meals. They were moo-ing and squirming.
"OMG!!" Iruka yelled, tackling Kakashi in a female manner. "Save me! Save me!"
"Everything...has just taken a turn for the worse." Kakashi sighed. He hugged the shivering Iruka in his arms as the moo-ing meals wiggled off their plates. "DONT YOU DARE GET ON MY NEWLY SWIFFERED FLOOR!" Kakashi bellowed at the cow. The food stopped dead in its wiggles and if it had a face, it'd stare at Hatake, who was rocking the younger man back and forth. Pervs...
"Wh-why and HOW are they alive, Kakashi? Didnt you check to make sure they were dead?!" Iruka sobbed lightly. He looked up at his man's face, tears running down his face. Kakashi looked pissed as he glared daggers at the alienated cow. "...Well... When I bought them it said on the pakage that the cow was to promote good health because it had a ton of vitamin C in it. And when I cooked it they turned from red to green to brown and...yeah. Thats it."
"...Vitamin C comes from oranges right? And things will turn green if radiation gets the best of it...." Iruka said.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuude! We just ate cow from outer space! Rock. On. Man!" Kakashi slurred. His silver hair suddenly slumped down over his face, in a teenage fashion. Then... "Wanna go skateboarding?
"MOOOOOOOOOO!" moo-ed the steaks. Yes, radiation has inflicted a mortal state on them. Suffer! SUFFER! Suffer, poor little bovine cutlettes! (sp?)
Iruka launched himself out of Kakashi's arms, terrified. He backed himself into a corner as he fear fully looked at what once was his luva. "It's starting! I can see and feel the radiation setting in! Kakashi's turned into a teenager!!!" Next, Iruka slumped down and cried as Kakashi looked around desperatly for a skateboard and the steaks glided their way around on the once cleaned floor. Yes, Kakashi's turned to the darkside!
"Ohhhhhh! Where's Naruto when you could really think he'd save you? Better yet...What about Sasuke?" Iruka cried out solemly.
"Sasuke?" Kakashi asked. Radiation, plus cow, equals brain zappping.
"Uchiha Sasuke! You know, your student, the Ninja Academy Rookie? The little avenger? The younger brother of Itachi?"
"Oh... That Sasuke. Whadda 'bout 'im?"
"Well, he could help save us, or me in any hope, and he said that he's not going on the field trip tomorrow."
"Nu-uh! He's going!"
"That's not what he--HEY?!" Iruka shouted as Kakashi walked past him, grabbed his shirt collar, and dragged him through and out the house. "What the---where are we going?!"
"To Sasuke's!"
"Oh god..."
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Sasuke poked his head out of the mound of blankets that surrounded his frightened, but calming body. "Who... Who's there?"
"Kakashi and friend!"
Sasuke's frightened face returned to it's emotionless face. He stood up, dusted himself off and walked to the door. He opened it and in came Kakashi and Iruka, who was being dragged.
"What do you want?" the avenger asked shrewdly. Kakashi glared at him. "Your going to the field trip tomorrow and your gonna like it and your not going to sass about it."
"..."
"If you dont... The pyro bunny will come and get you..." Kakashi said, scary. Suddenly, a crack of thunder boke the serene night sky and Sasuke dropped onto the floor, spitting, foaming, and yelling his head off.
"NOT AGAIN!! NOT THE PYRO BUNNY! ITACHI KEEP IT AWAY! SAVE MEEEE! AHHH! SMOKEY!!!!!! DIE!!!!!" He said as he rocked back and forth in his fetal position.
"Our work here is done!" Kakashi said happily as he dragged Iruka out the door. "Now lets go to the skate park!"
"I didn't even know we even had one of those." Iruka said to himself.
"I did!" Kakashi squealed.
Iruka looked at him coldly.
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Maru: Sorry this took so long. By the way this is OOC for now. The Kakashi scene went in the wrong direction. I have nothing against skateboarding either. Sakura's doom will soon become real. Answer this question for me...
If it rained mushrooms, would you A) eat them, B) squish 'em, or C) chuck them at your friends and neighbors hoping to impose an all out mushroom war?