Disclaimer: For the millionth time, I do NOT own digimon!! And whoever the
dude is that does I wish I could switch bodies with them.
Chapter 4-Meetings under the old tree
"Man, where's Koji?" asked Kouichi, losing his patience.
Just then, Koji came running to the tree.
"What took you so long?" asked Zoe.
"How can you stand running in a skirt?! No wait... how can you stand WEARING a skirt?!"
"You were late because my skirt was hassling you?" questioned Zoë.
"No, your skirt was annoying me... your MOM was hassling me."
"My mom? What's my mom got to do with this?"
"Your mom kept questioning me about where I was going with this 'so called' Koji. She kept asking me if I was going on a date or something."
"Yep, that would be my mom alright. Just because I choose to hang around with boys she automatically starts thinking up weird thoughts and..."
"Yeah, anyways..." interrupted Kouichi.
"Did you bring the necklace?" asked Zoe.
"Yeah, but how the heck is it going to change us back?" asked Koji.
"I have an idea," said Kouichi.
"Yeah, what?" asked Koji.
"Well, Zoe was wearing the necklace when you two rammed right into each other and knocked each other unconscious. Maybe it'll work in reverse," explained Kouichi.
(A/N yes I copied freaky Friday. So sue me! Wait no, don't do that. That's kind of the reason I put up this disclaimer... SO I DON'T GET SUED!! Hehe... any ways I do not own freaky Friday or their concepts of achieving complete and total stupidity.)
"That's a good idea, but which me wears the necklace? My body or my brain?" asked Zoe.
"Good question," said Koji, thinking, "It should probably be you, considering that's the real you."
"Ok, so all I do is put the necklace on and then Koji and I run into each other?" asked Zoe.
"Exactly," said Kouichi.
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Koji and Zoe were quite a couple feet away from each other getting ready for Kouichi's "great plan."
"Kouichi, are you sure this is right? I'm starting to have second thoughts about this." Said Zoe getting a bit nervous.
"Don't worry about it. I'm sure it'll work!" said Kouichi reassuringly.
"Can we get on with this already? I'd like to get out of this stupid body!" said Koji getting impatient.
"What'd you say about my body?! You know, yours isn't exactly happy happy fru fru land either!!"
"Yeah, well yours sure is and it's really starting to scare the crap outta me... Not to mention your room... PINK AND FLOWERS?!"
"Why, you...!!!"
"Zoe, you can kill Koji later. Let's get this over with. Ok, when I count to 3, you both start running. 1... 2... 3!!" said Kouichi.
Koji and Zoe both closed their eyes and ran as fast as they could and...
BAM!!!!!!!
"ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..." said Zoe holding her head in her hands, laying on the floor.
"KOUICHI!!!!! Ow, THAT ow WAS ow THE ow STUPIDEST ow THING ow I ow HAVE ow EVER ow DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Koji screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Heh heh heh... I see my plan didn't work... wanna try it again?" Kouichi said with a smile.
"NO!!" Zoe and Koji yelled in unison.
Just then, Takuya saw them all under the tree and ran up to them.
"Hey guys! What's up? Or rather, why is Zoe on the ground wailing and Koji is yelling at Kouichi?"
"Long story made into short—"Kouichi began to say before Zoe and Koji's hands found their way onto his mouth.
"Nothing!!" said Zoe.
"Maybe we should just tell him," Koji said to Zoe.
"NO!! I refuse to tell anyone! Kouichi almost spilled the beans right now! Before long EVERYONE will know! I have a reputation!" replied Zoe.
"mphrmhmmuuumm!!" was all Kouichi could say behind the two's hands.
Takuya just looked at the three in complete confusion. He was definitely getting suspicious, especially to the fact that Koji suddenly has a reputation, not only that, but cares about it (A/N Zoe said that remember? But, she's in Koji's body in case you all forgot) "Um, I'm right here you know. Something's up. SPILL IT."
"It's nothing Takuya!" said Koji.
"Ooooh! I get it! Man are you guys bad at hiding secrets. You guys are obviously..."
"Alright, alright! You caught us, it's all true!!" Zoe confessed.
"...DATING!!" finished Takuya.
"WHAT?!" Koji and Zoe said together.
"You two are obviously dating and don't want anyone to know!" said Takuya.
"Wait, you have the wrong idea, we're not—"Koji began but was soon shut up by Zoe's other hand.
"Yeah, your right. Good eye, Takuya," Said Zoe.
"HE'S WHAT?!" yelled Koji in shock.
"Play along! It's better than him knowing we've switched bodies! He'll think we've gone insane!" Zoe whispered.
"Fine, but if this blows up in our faces, in which I'm pretty sure it will, I'm blaming this all on you!" Koji whispered back.
"Well, I gotta get going, guys. Soccer! Don't do anything I wouldn't!" Takuya then ran off snickering to himself.
awkward silence
"oo uo ays ind ettinph er ands off ay outh?" said Kouichi, breaking the silence. (A/N translation: do you guys mind getting your hends off my mouth?) ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Please R&R!! tell me what you liked, what you didn't, what I need in the story, whatever! SPANX!
Chapter 4-Meetings under the old tree
"Man, where's Koji?" asked Kouichi, losing his patience.
Just then, Koji came running to the tree.
"What took you so long?" asked Zoe.
"How can you stand running in a skirt?! No wait... how can you stand WEARING a skirt?!"
"You were late because my skirt was hassling you?" questioned Zoë.
"No, your skirt was annoying me... your MOM was hassling me."
"My mom? What's my mom got to do with this?"
"Your mom kept questioning me about where I was going with this 'so called' Koji. She kept asking me if I was going on a date or something."
"Yep, that would be my mom alright. Just because I choose to hang around with boys she automatically starts thinking up weird thoughts and..."
"Yeah, anyways..." interrupted Kouichi.
"Did you bring the necklace?" asked Zoe.
"Yeah, but how the heck is it going to change us back?" asked Koji.
"I have an idea," said Kouichi.
"Yeah, what?" asked Koji.
"Well, Zoe was wearing the necklace when you two rammed right into each other and knocked each other unconscious. Maybe it'll work in reverse," explained Kouichi.
(A/N yes I copied freaky Friday. So sue me! Wait no, don't do that. That's kind of the reason I put up this disclaimer... SO I DON'T GET SUED!! Hehe... any ways I do not own freaky Friday or their concepts of achieving complete and total stupidity.)
"That's a good idea, but which me wears the necklace? My body or my brain?" asked Zoe.
"Good question," said Koji, thinking, "It should probably be you, considering that's the real you."
"Ok, so all I do is put the necklace on and then Koji and I run into each other?" asked Zoe.
"Exactly," said Kouichi.
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Koji and Zoe were quite a couple feet away from each other getting ready for Kouichi's "great plan."
"Kouichi, are you sure this is right? I'm starting to have second thoughts about this." Said Zoe getting a bit nervous.
"Don't worry about it. I'm sure it'll work!" said Kouichi reassuringly.
"Can we get on with this already? I'd like to get out of this stupid body!" said Koji getting impatient.
"What'd you say about my body?! You know, yours isn't exactly happy happy fru fru land either!!"
"Yeah, well yours sure is and it's really starting to scare the crap outta me... Not to mention your room... PINK AND FLOWERS?!"
"Why, you...!!!"
"Zoe, you can kill Koji later. Let's get this over with. Ok, when I count to 3, you both start running. 1... 2... 3!!" said Kouichi.
Koji and Zoe both closed their eyes and ran as fast as they could and...
BAM!!!!!!!
"ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow..." said Zoe holding her head in her hands, laying on the floor.
"KOUICHI!!!!! Ow, THAT ow WAS ow THE ow STUPIDEST ow THING ow I ow HAVE ow EVER ow DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Koji screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Heh heh heh... I see my plan didn't work... wanna try it again?" Kouichi said with a smile.
"NO!!" Zoe and Koji yelled in unison.
Just then, Takuya saw them all under the tree and ran up to them.
"Hey guys! What's up? Or rather, why is Zoe on the ground wailing and Koji is yelling at Kouichi?"
"Long story made into short—"Kouichi began to say before Zoe and Koji's hands found their way onto his mouth.
"Nothing!!" said Zoe.
"Maybe we should just tell him," Koji said to Zoe.
"NO!! I refuse to tell anyone! Kouichi almost spilled the beans right now! Before long EVERYONE will know! I have a reputation!" replied Zoe.
"mphrmhmmuuumm!!" was all Kouichi could say behind the two's hands.
Takuya just looked at the three in complete confusion. He was definitely getting suspicious, especially to the fact that Koji suddenly has a reputation, not only that, but cares about it (A/N Zoe said that remember? But, she's in Koji's body in case you all forgot) "Um, I'm right here you know. Something's up. SPILL IT."
"It's nothing Takuya!" said Koji.
"Ooooh! I get it! Man are you guys bad at hiding secrets. You guys are obviously..."
"Alright, alright! You caught us, it's all true!!" Zoe confessed.
"...DATING!!" finished Takuya.
"WHAT?!" Koji and Zoe said together.
"You two are obviously dating and don't want anyone to know!" said Takuya.
"Wait, you have the wrong idea, we're not—"Koji began but was soon shut up by Zoe's other hand.
"Yeah, your right. Good eye, Takuya," Said Zoe.
"HE'S WHAT?!" yelled Koji in shock.
"Play along! It's better than him knowing we've switched bodies! He'll think we've gone insane!" Zoe whispered.
"Fine, but if this blows up in our faces, in which I'm pretty sure it will, I'm blaming this all on you!" Koji whispered back.
"Well, I gotta get going, guys. Soccer! Don't do anything I wouldn't!" Takuya then ran off snickering to himself.
awkward silence
"oo uo ays ind ettinph er ands off ay outh?" said Kouichi, breaking the silence. (A/N translation: do you guys mind getting your hends off my mouth?) ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Please R&R!! tell me what you liked, what you didn't, what I need in the story, whatever! SPANX!