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And I never will own them.
Chapter 5-Dating and Getting to Know Me (err... BE me)
Back at Koji and Kouichi's house...
"You just HAD to say we were dating didn't you?!" yelled Koji.
"Do you want to be locked up in a padded room wearing a straight jacket with a rubber ducky in the corner?!" Zoe yelled back.
"You're exaggerating!! If we told Takuya, he wouldn't have sent us to an insane asylum! And anyways, this will NEVER work!"
"Sure it will! Takuya thought we were dating and he was completely wrong. The plan worked before we even had the plan!"
"Let me be the one to remind you that Takuya is wrong 99.99% of the time!! How will we know if we'll be able fool the others... not to mention your mom. She kinda gives me the creeps."
"Well, the only way we'll be able to make this work is by getting to know each other better. Not only to fool everyone into thinking we're dating, but to fool everyone into thinking we're each other too."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. So, where do we start?"
"We can start by teaching you proper hair care! Look at my hair! What'd you do? Brush it with a porcupine?" Zoe complained, looking at how messy her hair looked.
"All I can say is, how can you stand having this much hair..."
"You know, you have this much hair too?"
"... in your face." Koji finished.
"So, put it up!"
"I tried that already! It looked like my hair when I did it."
"Oi, we have a long way to go."
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: MANY, MANY Hours later...
"Ok, so we've pretty much got everything down on being each other," said Zoe happily.
"Finally!!" said Koji, thankfully.
"Ok, rules for the whole dating thing..." Zoe began.
"No touchy, feely, kissy kissy, goo goo crap ok?" Koji interrupted.
"You took the words right out of my mouth," Zoe muttered in monotone.
"All else I'd like to say is no touching," said Koji.
"Well, we do have to be convincing... the only thing that goes on is holding hands. Any other ideas and I hit you."
"Fine by me, but the holding hands thing is strictly for convincing the others. NOTHING MORE," said Koji.
"No duh," Zoe said as she looked around the room and focused her sights on the clock behind Koji, "Oh crap! It's almost 7!! I gotta go!!"
"Zoe wait!" Koji started, but was too late because she was already out the door.
Then, the door opened again with her walking back in. "You know what I realized? You're the one who should be leaving! Man, this is weird. Maybe you should just tell my mom that you're spending the night here. Then, you can at least stay in your own house. I'll sleep on the floor. I prefer there than a bed anyways. It's much more comfortable to me." Zoe said with a smile.
"Oh, um... ok?" was all Koji could say. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Koji lay in his bed awake in the middle of the night. He couldn't sleep even if the world were coming to an end and dieing in your sleep is the best option.
KOJI POV
'Man, has it been a long day,' Koji thought to himself. He rolled over on his side and looked below him to see Zoe lying on the floor sound asleep. 'This is so weird. Seeing myself laying there. If I didn't know any better I'd have sworn I was in the astral plane or something. Well, then again I do know better and I am not in the astral plane, I'm a kid stuck in his friend's body and vice versa. Whoever sold that necklace to Zoe knowing it's powers and probably knew this was gonna happen has a sick, twisted, and demented soul. I mean look at me! I'm a guy in a girl's body for crying out loud! Well, it's not all that bad. I mean, it's not like she's an old hag or anything. Come to think of it, Zoe's actually really pretty... kinda cute when she smiles... Whoa! What the heck am I thinking?! Get it together, Minamoto! I think I'm losing it. Must get some rest. This is gonna be one hell of a long summer. Goodnight... wait a sec, now I'm talking to myself?! Jeez, maybe Zoe's right: I do need to go to an insane asylum. First of all I'm trapped in her body, second I thought she looked cute, and third I'm talking to myself! I need some sleep!! No more awkward thoughs, I'm going straight to bed without anymore thoughts. Goodnight!'
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: HEHE!! I hope you enjoyed that chapter!! Much kouzuminess in Koji's thoughts!! Hehe... Please R&R!!
Chapter 5-Dating and Getting to Know Me (err... BE me)
Back at Koji and Kouichi's house...
"You just HAD to say we were dating didn't you?!" yelled Koji.
"Do you want to be locked up in a padded room wearing a straight jacket with a rubber ducky in the corner?!" Zoe yelled back.
"You're exaggerating!! If we told Takuya, he wouldn't have sent us to an insane asylum! And anyways, this will NEVER work!"
"Sure it will! Takuya thought we were dating and he was completely wrong. The plan worked before we even had the plan!"
"Let me be the one to remind you that Takuya is wrong 99.99% of the time!! How will we know if we'll be able fool the others... not to mention your mom. She kinda gives me the creeps."
"Well, the only way we'll be able to make this work is by getting to know each other better. Not only to fool everyone into thinking we're dating, but to fool everyone into thinking we're each other too."
"Yeah, I guess you're right. So, where do we start?"
"We can start by teaching you proper hair care! Look at my hair! What'd you do? Brush it with a porcupine?" Zoe complained, looking at how messy her hair looked.
"All I can say is, how can you stand having this much hair..."
"You know, you have this much hair too?"
"... in your face." Koji finished.
"So, put it up!"
"I tried that already! It looked like my hair when I did it."
"Oi, we have a long way to go."
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: MANY, MANY Hours later...
"Ok, so we've pretty much got everything down on being each other," said Zoe happily.
"Finally!!" said Koji, thankfully.
"Ok, rules for the whole dating thing..." Zoe began.
"No touchy, feely, kissy kissy, goo goo crap ok?" Koji interrupted.
"You took the words right out of my mouth," Zoe muttered in monotone.
"All else I'd like to say is no touching," said Koji.
"Well, we do have to be convincing... the only thing that goes on is holding hands. Any other ideas and I hit you."
"Fine by me, but the holding hands thing is strictly for convincing the others. NOTHING MORE," said Koji.
"No duh," Zoe said as she looked around the room and focused her sights on the clock behind Koji, "Oh crap! It's almost 7!! I gotta go!!"
"Zoe wait!" Koji started, but was too late because she was already out the door.
Then, the door opened again with her walking back in. "You know what I realized? You're the one who should be leaving! Man, this is weird. Maybe you should just tell my mom that you're spending the night here. Then, you can at least stay in your own house. I'll sleep on the floor. I prefer there than a bed anyways. It's much more comfortable to me." Zoe said with a smile.
"Oh, um... ok?" was all Koji could say. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Koji lay in his bed awake in the middle of the night. He couldn't sleep even if the world were coming to an end and dieing in your sleep is the best option.
KOJI POV
'Man, has it been a long day,' Koji thought to himself. He rolled over on his side and looked below him to see Zoe lying on the floor sound asleep. 'This is so weird. Seeing myself laying there. If I didn't know any better I'd have sworn I was in the astral plane or something. Well, then again I do know better and I am not in the astral plane, I'm a kid stuck in his friend's body and vice versa. Whoever sold that necklace to Zoe knowing it's powers and probably knew this was gonna happen has a sick, twisted, and demented soul. I mean look at me! I'm a guy in a girl's body for crying out loud! Well, it's not all that bad. I mean, it's not like she's an old hag or anything. Come to think of it, Zoe's actually really pretty... kinda cute when she smiles... Whoa! What the heck am I thinking?! Get it together, Minamoto! I think I'm losing it. Must get some rest. This is gonna be one hell of a long summer. Goodnight... wait a sec, now I'm talking to myself?! Jeez, maybe Zoe's right: I do need to go to an insane asylum. First of all I'm trapped in her body, second I thought she looked cute, and third I'm talking to myself! I need some sleep!! No more awkward thoughs, I'm going straight to bed without anymore thoughts. Goodnight!'
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: HEHE!! I hope you enjoyed that chapter!! Much kouzuminess in Koji's thoughts!! Hehe... Please R&R!!